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Posted: 3/5/2008 11:59:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Show the boys how to open a beer can...
"Hold my beer and watch this..." |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Slice toast.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Cut the thinnest slices of cheese and tomatoes BIlly mays woudl die from envy.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:10 PM EDT
[#4]
probably end up killing one of my dogs while having imaginary light saber fights in my living room
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:29 PM EDT
[#5]
you like warm beer i take it? |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:29 PM EDT
[#6]
Fight for the darkside
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:01:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:01:55 PM EDT
[#8]
I can has lightsaber?
All spinner rims must die. |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:01:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Ban it
For the children. 
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:02:25 PM EDT
[#10]
I have to believe the aisles in Wal-Mart would be easier to negotiate.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:02:38 PM EDT
[#11]
Just slighly  - More along the lines of, last words a redneck usually says is hold my beer and watch this... 
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:02:53 PM EDT
[#12]
hide it. the ATF would soon become the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Lightsabers.
possession of an unregistered lightsaber... without a tax stamp?!?! |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Oh, man, what wouldn't I do with it!
I always tell my kids that if I had a light saber and a wand (a la Harry Potter), I'd be set. |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Cut the head off every Reagea-talkin' Gundin I could find.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Cut myself.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:19 PM EDT
[#16]
Exactly what I'd do.  roy d...not a jury in the world would convict me either
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:42 PM EDT
[#17]
Take it apart of course.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Get very wealthy. -Ben |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Put an EOTech on it.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Sell it to the highest bidder .
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Become King.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:52 PM EDT
[#22]
An unexpected self amputation would be the most likely outcome.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:05:37 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Swap it out with my wifes dildo.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:10 PM EDT
[#25]
hahaha lightsaber bayonet anyone?
Finally, a purpose for those 40mm scope rings! |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:23 PM EDT
[#26]
Oh, I dunno, suddenly have a giant pile of cash sitting in my rec room and mysterious holes in the walls of a few bank vaults.
Plus never fight with a crappy restraunt steak knife again. Kharn |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:52 PM EDT
[#27]
Oh, and in before Axl asks if you can turn off a lightsaber by sticking it up your ass...
-Ben |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:07:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:07:32 PM EDT
[#29]
Put it on the truck as a Curb Feeler with an attitude.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:07:55 PM EDT
[#30]
+1 I would use it to slice open bank vaults. |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:08:28 PM EDT
[#31]
Cut the floorpans out of the karmann ghia and weld new ones in.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:08:38 PM EDT
[#32]
Oh....that would be just the beginning! 
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:09:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Bug zapper.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:10:30 PM EDT
[#34]
split wood and start fires at the same time!
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:10:41 PM EDT
[#35]
Tooth pick?
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:11:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:13:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:13:37 PM EDT
[#38]
Make the global warmers and treehuggers happy by taking up
Lumber Jack! I'd be a little Paul Bunyan with a lightsaber. |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:13:42 PM EDT
[#39]
 The big advantage of using a lightsaber, of course, is that you can both cut and toast the bagel in one stroke.  Hedge Trimming  Lighting a Cigarette  Sawing Through PVC Pipe  Reheating coffee  Serving Cake  Felling a Tree |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:16:51 PM EDT
[#40]
I'd sell it and buy an 40 watt phased plasma rifle.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:17:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Cut my leg off most likely...
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:17:26 PM EDT
[#42]
cut things
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:19:00 PM EDT
[#43]
Oh oh oh oh I thought of another one....
I'd buy a cape with a hood on it. Yeah, that's what I'd do. That was a difficult line to come up with and now my head hurts. |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:20:24 PM EDT
[#44]
Start a demolition and tree trimming business, have fun destroying things and make money at it.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:21:45 PM EDT
[#45]
trim the boys
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:22:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Play wiffleball.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:24:42 PM EDT
[#47]
Mount it on a rifle.
1913 rails/bayonet lug FTW.
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:26:09 PM EDT
[#48]
Is the Force my ally? If so, I'd purge Congress. |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:28:24 PM EDT
[#49]
Probably whatever the hell i felt like doing at any given moment of the day, sor t of like now, only, stuff would get cut up faster if it needed cutting. What wouldn't I do if I had a lightsaber I have always wondered though, how does it know to only come out so far? is there like a length dial on the grip? could I just have folding lock saber with a 3" blade? |
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Posted: 3/5/2008 12:30:00 PM EDT
[#50]
It would be sort of like when Billy in the Family Circus wears his black square dropping backpack, except there would be a trail of things neatly sliced into pieces.
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