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Posted: 3/5/2008 11:58:51 AM EDT
If you had a real working lightsaber what would you do with it?
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 11:59:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Show the boys how to open a beer can...

"Hold my beer and watch this..."
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Slice toast.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Cut the thinnest slices of cheese and tomatoes BIlly mays woudl die from envy.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:10 PM EDT
[#4]
probably end up killing one of my dogs while having imaginary light saber fights in my living room
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:29 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Show the boys how to open a beer can...

"Hold my beer and watch this..."


you like warm beer i take it?
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:00:29 PM EDT
[#6]
Fight for the darkside
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:01:26 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:01:55 PM EDT
[#8]
I can has lightsaber?

All spinner rims must die.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:01:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Ban it




For the children.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:02:25 PM EDT
[#10]
I have to believe the aisles in Wal-Mart would be easier to negotiate.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:02:38 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Show the boys how to open a beer can...

"Hold my beer and watch this..."


you like warm beer i take it?


Just slighly - More along the lines of, last words a redneck usually says is hold my beer and watch this...
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:02:53 PM EDT
[#12]
hide it.  the ATF would soon become the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Lightsabers.

possession of an unregistered lightsaber... without a tax stamp?!?!
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Oh, man, what  wouldn't  I do with it!

I always tell my kids that if I had a light saber and a wand (a la Harry Potter), I'd be set.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Cut the head off every Reagea-talkin' Gundin I could find.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Cut myself.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:19 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMX_xm7IRo

NRR



Exactly what I'd do.




roy d...not a jury in the world would convict me either
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:42 PM EDT
[#17]
Take it apart of course.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:03:56 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
If you had a real working lightsaber what would you do with it?


Get very wealthy.

-Ben
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:10 PM EDT
[#19]
Put an EOTech on it.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Sell it to the highest bidder .
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:42 PM EDT
[#21]
Become King.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:04:52 PM EDT
[#22]
An unexpected self amputation would be the most likely outcome.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:05:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Swap it out with my wifes dildo.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:10 PM EDT
[#25]
hahaha lightsaber bayonet anyone?

Finally, a purpose for those 40mm scope rings!
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:23 PM EDT
[#26]
Oh, I dunno, suddenly have a giant pile of cash sitting in my rec room and mysterious holes in the walls of a few bank vaults.

Plus never fight with a crappy restraunt steak knife again.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:06:52 PM EDT
[#27]
Oh, and in before Axl asks if you can turn off a lightsaber by sticking it up your ass...

-Ben
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:07:25 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:07:32 PM EDT
[#29]
Put it on the truck as a Curb Feeler with an attitude.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:07:55 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
If you had a real working lightsaber what would you do with it?


Get very wealthy.

-Ben


+1
I would use it to slice open bank vaults.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:08:28 PM EDT
[#31]
Cut the floorpans out of the karmann ghia and weld new ones in.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:08:38 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
I can has lightsaber?

All spinner rims must die.

Oh....that would be just the beginning!
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:09:09 PM EDT
[#33]
Bug zapper.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:10:30 PM EDT
[#34]
split wood and start fires at the same time!
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:10:41 PM EDT
[#35]
Tooth pick?
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:11:51 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Swap it out with my wifes dildo.


Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:13:30 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:13:37 PM EDT
[#38]
Make the global warmers and treehuggers happy by taking up

Lumber Jack!

I'd be a little Paul Bunyan with a lightsaber.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:13:42 PM EDT
[#39]


The big advantage of using a lightsaber, of course, is that you can both cut and toast the bagel in one stroke.


Hedge Trimming


Lighting a Cigarette


Sawing Through PVC Pipe


Reheating coffee


Serving Cake


Felling a Tree


Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:16:51 PM EDT
[#40]
I'd sell it and buy an 40 watt phased plasma rifle.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:17:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Cut my leg off most likely...
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:17:26 PM EDT
[#42]
cut things
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:19:00 PM EDT
[#43]
Oh oh oh oh  I thought of another one....

I'd buy a cape with a hood on it.  Yeah, that's what I'd do.  


That was a difficult line to come up with and now my head hurts.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:20:24 PM EDT
[#44]
Start a demolition and tree trimming business, have fun destroying things and make money at it.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:21:45 PM EDT
[#45]
trim the boys  
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:22:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Play wiffleball.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:24:42 PM EDT
[#47]
Mount it on a rifle.

1913 rails/bayonet lug FTW.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:26:09 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
If you had a real working lightsaber what would you do with it?


Is the Force my ally?  If so, I'd purge Congress.
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:28:24 PM EDT
[#49]

If you had a real working lightsaber what would you do with it?


Probably whatever the hell i felt like doing at any given moment of the day, sor t of like now, only, stuff would get cut up faster if it needed cutting.


What wouldn't I do if I had a lightsaber





I have always wondered though, how does it know to only come out so far? is there like a length dial on the grip? could I just have folding lock saber with a 3" blade?
Link Posted: 3/5/2008 12:30:00 PM EDT
[#50]
It would be sort of like when Billy in the Family Circus wears his black square dropping backpack, except there would be a trail of things neatly sliced into pieces.
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