If you had 5 seconds of 0bama's time and attention, what would you say to him?

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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:05:16 PM EDT

Suppose you were at something where you were to shake hands with him and could whisper in his ear. What would you say? Of course you wouldn't threaten him (that would be illegal) but could you legally call him a piece of shit or something? And would you do it?

This question is more profound (in my opinion) than at first glance. Nobody would know but you and him. You would forever live with the memory of those brief 5 seconds, so make them count.

What would you say in that moment of personal history?

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:05:47 PM EDT

[#1]

Resign

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:07:37 PM EDT

[#2]

FUCK YOU!

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:08:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Are your masters proud?

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:09:02 PM EDT

[#4]

You are the true poster child for everything that is wrong with America................and the days of your political religion are numbered!

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:10:03 PM EDT

[#5]

I wouldn't fuck your wife with a borrowed dick.

Now get the fuck out of office.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:11:02 PM EDT

[#6]

UP YOOOUUUURRRRSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:11:17 PM EDT

[#7]

If I ever met Obama, I would pretend I thought he was Tiger Woods.

"Tiger I really hope your game gets back to where its at! Im sorry the news really hounded you about all that stuff, but a mans gotta do what hes gotta do. I just hope you get back on your game! I loved watching you play! You are great man!"

"Im the president"

"Thats right man you are the president of golf! Now and forever!"

His ego would explode.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:15:20 PM EDT

[#8]

I don't think you are presidential material.

Go back to community organizing

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:15:43 PM EDT

[#9]

Thanks for fucking up the job market.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:17:07 PM EDT

[#10]

Why dont you step up and be a man and not such a fucking pussy.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:17:16 PM EDT

[#11]

Redistribute this! (as I grab my junk)

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:17:32 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

If I ever met Obama, I would pretend I thought he was Tiger Woods.

"Tiger I really hope your game gets back to where its at! Im sorry the news really hounded you about all that stuff, but a mans gotta do what hes gotta do. I just hope you get back on your game! I loved watching you play! You are great man!"

"Im the president"

"Thats right man you are the president of golf! Now and forever!"

His ego would explode.

LOL thats a good one and original too. nice idea

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:18:59 PM EDT

[#13]

What's it like to fuck a wookie ?

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:19:23 PM EDT

[#14]

You are even worse than Carter !

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:20:23 PM EDT

[#15]

Do you know what the constitution is?

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:20:43 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
If I ever met Obama, I would pretend I thought he was Tiger Woods.

"Tiger I really hope your game gets back to where its at! Im sorry the news really hounded you about all that stuff, but a mans gotta do what hes gotta do. I just hope you get back on your game! I loved watching you play! You are great man!"

"Im the president"

"Thats right man you are the president of golf! Now and forever!"

His ego would explode.

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:22:56 PM EDT

[#17]

Quit your day job.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:23:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

FUCK YOU!

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:24:21 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:24:32 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I wouldn't fuck your wife with a borrowed dick.

Now get the fuck out of office.

+1

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:25:02 PM EDT

[#21]

"I sincerely hope that history views you as the 1 term, do-nothing, cult of celebrity attention whore you really are. You are a worthless leader with a political ideology that is naive, opportunistic and warped. You are a disgrace to our fine nation. Get out of my sight."

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:25:25 PM EDT

[#22]

I can't buy into the premise. I would never shake his girly monkey anti-capitalist wool pulling theiving crack pipe holding hand. I just can't see it happening.
(I would shake Osama's hand before I would shake Obama's. Although both men are currently destined for the lake of fire the latter is more dishonest than the former.)

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:26:57 PM EDT

[#23]

'It's an honor to met you, Mr President.'

You're not going to change anything in five seconds, except to satisfy some petty self-satisfaction, and he isn't worth disrespecting the office he holds.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:28:23 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:29:10 PM EDT

[#25]

I wouldn't waste my breath. If he had apologized or admitted he was wrong for even one screw up I would consider it possibly productive to talk to him and explain how wrong he is, but he does not seem capable of comprehension of how naive he is. I have better things to do than talk to a self absorbed clueless moron.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:31:26 PM EDT

[#26]

Shake his hand and say it is a pleasure to meet you Mr. President.

As much as he is an asshole he is OUR president.

Jeeze.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:32:16 PM EDT

[#27]

Fuck off and die

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:32:43 PM EDT

[#28]

swift kick to the chickens....

wouldnt fix anything, but it would make me feel better

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:32:58 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
'It's an honor to met you, Mr President.'

You're not going to change anything in five seconds, except to satisfy some petty self-satisfaction, and he isn't worth disrespecting the office he holds.

I shook his hand a while ago when I met him. Despite not liking him or his politics, I talked to him for about 30 seconds, and was polite and respectful. I can be an adult and not drop down to petty insults to blow up my own ego.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:34:45 PM EDT

[#30]

You're going to feel a little pressure.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:34:57 PM EDT

[#31]

"History will correctly describe you as the most pathetic piece of shit and sorry excuse for a man, much less for a President, that America will ever know."

This does fit into five seconds when spoken at a normal cadence.
CJ

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:36:25 PM EDT

[#32]

I'd bestow a voodoo 'blessing' upon his worship.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:39:05 PM EDT

[#33]

It's CoC naughty.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:39:10 PM EDT

[#34]

"this whole president gig ain't no bullshit is it? how about you do us all a favor and choke on your fucking dinner..."

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:40:54 PM EDT

[#35]

Got an even better one...

"Don't touch me."

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:41:22 PM EDT

[#36]

You are an embarrassment and disgrace to America and I feel sorry for you.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:41:46 PM EDT

[#37]

"Your wife was great in Star Wars"

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:43:40 PM EDT

[#38]

Hey Ahmed, a village in Kenya is missing is idiot!

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:45:58 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:46:02 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Shake his hand and say it is a pleasure to meet you Mr. President.

As much as he is an asshole he is OUR president.

Jeeze.

He isn't MY president –– and never will be.

I've shaken the hand of many a MAN who I could admire and respect –– BHO couldn't shine their shoes, and I certainly don't cow-tow to the "office", ANY office or the holder/occupant thereof. Respect, at any level is EARNED –– and BHO sure hasn't earned mine. Never forget, even the president is a temporary employee, living in government housing. Very fitting, in this case.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:49:24 PM EDT

[#41]

Hows it feel to be known as the worst president ever?

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:50:23 PM EDT

[#42]

FUBHO.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:51:48 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Shake his hand and say it is a pleasure to meet you Mr. President.

As much as he is an asshole he is OUR president.

Jeeze.

He sure don't act like it. Fuck him.

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:51:53 PM EDT

[#44]

"Sorry, I can't shake your hand without hating myself for the rest of my life, and so would my friends."

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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:52:05 PM EDT

[#45]

hey wassup?

please leave my wallet the fuck alone

Posted: 9/11/2010 5:53:56 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

swift kick to the chickens....

wouldnt fix anything, but it would make me feel better

Haha! Except the question was "What would you say to him?" so I think you meant to type "Did that hurt?"

Personally, I wouldn't say a damn thing to the POS. I'd roll my eyes and walk away.