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Posted: 5/7/2004 10:08:50 AM EST
?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:09:23 AM EST
Does shit stink?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:09:54 AM EST
Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:10:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/7/2004 10:10:14 AM EST by Sierra_Hombre]
hell to the yes.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:10:02 AM EST
If she cheated on me before even being married...I don't think it's even a question. She would be gone.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:10:25 AM EST
If you don't, you are a chump to nth degree.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:10:30 AM EST
Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:10:34 AM EST
does a dog make a funny face when it scrapes its ass on concrete?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:10:49 AM EST
You'd be insane not to.

Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:12:23 AM EST
I would only stay if my name was Joseph and she gave me a REALLY good story about some holy ghost, the son of god and some other wacky stuff.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:12:40 AM EST
I had this happen once, came home from a 7 month deployment to Bosnia, GF was a little standoffish, then she told me that she was 3 months pregnant.

I was a bit mad, but didnt call it off right then. but the next night, the breakup sex was BRUTAL
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:15:05 AM EST
Okay... maybe keep her on a string for a little bit for some of that pregnant bitch in the hot steamy shower with lactating nipples sex.

But after that, she's gutter material.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:16:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:16:25 AM EST
Let's just say it would take a while for her to get the boot out of her ass!!!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:16:26 AM EST
exactly
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:16:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
I would only stay if my name was Joseph and she gave me a REALLY good story about some holy ghost, the son of god and some other wacky stuff.






OMG - that's one of the funniest things I've read here!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:16:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By lvgunner777:
If you don't, you are a chump to nth degree.



Eff'n A skippy!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:19:50 AM EST
First, don't take legal advice from investigators, so any lawyers in this forum need to speak up immediately.

But it is my undertanding that if YOU start to provide for this child and it is NOT YOURS, then you could still be held liable and the courts could make you pay child support until the child reaches majority.

That being said, and if for no other reason, I'd dump her in a heartbeat.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:20:07 AM EST
ditch the cheating bitch, quickly before she starts crying and you fall sucker to a woman's tears.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:20:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:20:41 AM EST
Hm....John had a surprising day, no?

RUN-don't walk. Call her momma and tell her, too. I'm all about getting in parting shots.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:21:00 AM EST
I'd keep her around long enough to:
A) Determine who the real father was, and
B) Make sure HIS name makes it onto the birth certificate instread of mine.

That kind of shit will come back to haunt you. The birth certificate is completed with information provided by the mother. Make sure she does the right thing. Once your name is on the birth certificate it's a hell of a lot harder to avoid child support payments.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:25:08 AM EST
Run Forest Run!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:25:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By FatMan:
I'd keep her around long enough to:
A) Determine who the real father was, and
B) Make sure HIS name makes it onto the birth certificate instread of mine.

That kind of shit will come back to haunt you. The birth certificate is completed with information provided by the mother. Make sure she does the right thing. Once your name is on the birth certificate it's a hell of a lot harder to avoid child support payments.



DNA test maybe? They aren't that hard to do and it would get you out of child support pretty easily I'd imagine.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:26:25 AM EST
no stay with her and whore her ass out, make money off her. invite the guy that knocked her up over for a beer or two, since you ate the pie he stuck his johnson in, you should get along real well together.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:27:52 AM EST
Dump her quickly..one thing that I have seen here (still amazes me) is that if you keep her around and deal with the kid, you could be responsible for childsupport. I have seen it happen here.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:34:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
no stay with her and whore her ass out, make money off her. invite the guy that knocked her up over for a beer or two, since you ate the pie he stuck his johnson in, you should get along real well together.



You Sir, are a poet.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:41:21 AM EST
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

Without a second thought.

I would tell I needed to think things over for a day, during which time I'd pack up my shit and leave, but not before buying some bling on her dime.

Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:43:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Hm....John had a surprising day, no?

RUN-don't walk. Call her momma and tell her, too. I'm all about getting in parting shots.



Naw, a buddy of mine is going through this crap. He's only been with her for about, well, seven months. The doctors aren't too sure until the baby is born. She did have break up sex with her last guy, so it could be his.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:47:17 AM EST
you would see little smoke trails like in the cartoons I would be out of there so fast.

Paying for your mistake is being a man.

Paying for hers and someone else's is being a chump.

but ditto on the breakup sex, what is she gonna get pregnant?

Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:49:50 AM EST
You will be presumed to be the babies father. You will be lucky to get out of this without paying child support.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:52:15 AM EST
You gotta be outa your mind to even ASK that question.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:54:12 AM EST
Does she plan on aborting the bastard?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 10:55:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Okay... maybe keep her on a string for a little bit for some of that pregnant bitch in the hot steamy shower with lactating nipples sex.

But after that, she's gutter material.



Ohhhh...how I love the effects lactation has on my wife. The increase in size is wonderful. Not to mention the fact that she has really sweet milk!

Having admitted that. I'm not sure it's worth staying with this gal. Ericthe(hit the nail on the head)Hun summed up my feelings.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:03:09 AM EST
in a New York minute!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:05:48 AM EST
Duh. Yeah.
Now, I'll read the other answers.....
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:06:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:
Does she plan on aborting the bastard?



I'd be aborting the father.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:09:44 AM EST
Had it happen to me about 25 yrs ago.
While in the USAF, was stationed in Alaska for a year and a half.
Came back & my g/f was 4 months pregnant.
I left the next morning, haven't spoke to her since.

Ditch the bitch !!!

On a happier note, been married to my wife (different girl, of course) for 20 yrs.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:10:31 AM EST
Compared to keeping a girlfriend who's pregnant with another man's kid, I'd rather have sex with Hillary.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:13:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:
Does she plan on aborting the bastard?



The child isn't the one in need of killing.....................
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:23:04 AM EST

I would only stay if my name was Joseph and she gave me a REALLY good story about some holy ghost, the son of god and some other wacky stuff.


NO Jew would buy this story....trust me...
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:41:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/7/2004 11:47:12 AM EST by DOW]
Do all the shit you haven't done to her yet because you had a glimmer of respect for her at the time, like fuck her in the ass DRY then wipe it on her face, etc. Have a little fun with it. You've got to make it work for you


Then run like a retard escaping a burning building. Run the fuck away.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:46:00 AM EST
An instructor friend of mine was married to a woman and raised a son for two years before he found out it wasn't his...it was his best friends. Ouch.

He left that day.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 11:47:23 AM EST
Absitively. She'd be gone in a nanosecond.

CMOS
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:03:05 PM EST
I hope your friend is not in California or Washington.

They will make him pay for it even if it's not his unless he does something about it now!

I had a friend who went through the same shit a few years back, it took the courts almost 4 years to finally let him off the hook for child support AFTER DNA tests proved he was not the father.
Did he get any of the money back?
Nope.
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:06:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
I hope your friend is not in California or Washington.

They will make him pay for it even if it's not his unless he does something about it now!

I had a friend who went through the same shit a few years back, it took the courts almost 4 years to finally let him off the hook for child support AFTER DNA tests proved he was not the father.
Did he get any of the money back?
Nope.



Well, we are in California. Hopefully, it will turn out to be his kid...
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:06:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
Let's just say it would take a while for her to get the boot out of her ass!!!



Especially while holding her broken jaw with one hand!
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:30:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By HKocher:
I would only stay if my name was Joseph and she gave me a REALLY good story about some holy ghost, the son of god and some other wacky stuff.



Nope, already been done; she's full of shit.

To answer the question: Do 50 BMG derringers kick?
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:31:07 PM EST
I'm not the golden parachute.

Kharn
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:39:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By DOW:
................like fuck her in the ass DRY then wipe it on her face, etc.




Dirty Sanchez
Link Posted: 5/7/2004 12:43:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/7/2004 12:44:13 PM EST by Mmanwitgun]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By HKocher:
I would only stay if my name was Joseph and she gave me a REALLY good story about some holy ghost, the son of god and some other wacky stuff.






OMG - that's one of the funniest things I've read here!



Thats fucking hilarious
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