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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:37:56 PM EDT
If you eat nothing but corn for a week will you be craping out yellow turds? A guy at work swears he lived off corn for a few days and he was sh!tting out nothing but corn.
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:39:57 PM EDT
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You sir will enjoy an All-Natural Laxative!
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:40:19 PM EDT
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it must be late...........
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:41:57 PM EDT
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<Conker> Do you really think you'll survive in here, you don't seem to know which creek you're in! Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear, why do you think I've got such a lovely grin? *ting* Have some more caviar... </Conker>
<Friday> Eww.. You been eatin' corn, haven't you?! </Friday> |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:42:00 PM EDT
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I saw a owned pic with a couple cans of corn in it and it reminded me of the guys at work today. That & its late 
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:44:29 PM EDT
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You'll starve if you live off just corn. They lack some protien. TheEuropeans gbrought corn back from America and it grew easier than other grains, so they left it for the peasants to eat. They developed all kinds of malnutrition from living off only corn.
But beans and corn is a complete protien, you could live off it if you could stand it. |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 10:54:56 PM EDT
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BEST THREAD EVER!!!
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Posted: 10/10/2005 11:31:38 PM EDT
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quite a bit of the corn kernel is undigestible... so whatever goes in, pretty much comes straight out. |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 11:39:45 PM EDT
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+1 didn't Ed sr mention something about poop threads Opps oh sorry tht was shitting pants threads |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 11:41:33 PM EDT
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Corn sucks. Not even fit for livestock.
It grows like a weed, and tastes kinda good, so it took off. |
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Posted: 10/10/2005 11:55:12 PM EDT
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Give it a try and report back, Imbro already did the Grape Nut diet.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 5:56:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:07:49 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:13:23 AM EDT
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[ad exec] "Corn...nature's tracer round" [/ad exec]
roy d...prefers evidence of his last veggie intake 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:15:02 AM EDT
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Had a feeling about this thread.................................
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:15:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:16:10 AM EDT
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you'll be a corn-holer?
is this a joke? is that a punch line? So a squirrel walks into a bar... |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:17:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:18:19 AM EDT
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I cannot help but be reminded of the pic of the guy eating corn while putting it in the corn hole...
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:22:21 AM EDT
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No because it magically turns in to red meat.
What in the hell do you think? |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:26:22 AM EDT
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Is this kinda the same way Mazola corn oil is made?
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:33:52 AM EDT
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Look, it's real simple... Go to Google. Type in your thought, and select an image search. Presto.  TRG |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 6:46:53 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:11:19 AM EDT
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it would digest better if you ate corn bread or corn tortillas for a week
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:33:35 AM EDT
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I remember when I was younger, Ma was canning beets...
I was helping and eating plenty as they were going into the quart jars. Next morning my piss was even bright red to purple, not to mention the log in the toilet... Yep, sweet corn season does the same thing every year, doesnt digest too well... |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:54:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 3:28:26 PM EDT
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[Fake Japanese accent]GOZILLA![/Fake Japanese accent]
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:30:22 PM EDT
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That would be mostly true, corn is mostly cellulose, we can't digest it. |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 4:34:23 PM EDT
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Well the Roman Army lived off of pretty nothing except ground up corn that they made into flour and mixed with water
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Posted: 10/11/2005 7:41:53 PM EDT
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BEST HIJACK EVER!!!
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:11:11 PM EDT
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GENTELMEN, BEHOLD!!!!! CORN!!!!!
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:18:03 PM EDT
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If you drink nothing by grape soda for several days, your poo turns green, something about how your body breaks down all the other dyes in it by green. Thats my 2 cents.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:22:08 PM EDT
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Isn't that the guy from Shawn of the Dead? |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:23:04 PM EDT
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OMG!!! it is!! |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:27:30 PM EDT
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That would be the guy. I found that movie very irritating due to lack of firearms They should remake an american version. As far as corn goes it lacks a couple of essential amino acids that make up a complete protein, not healthy by itself.
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:28:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:35:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:37:15 PM EDT
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I think bathtub girl only ate corn for that photoshoot. 
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:40:00 PM EDT
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Where is that voit animation? |
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Posted: 10/11/2005 8:52:14 PM EDT
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lots of things are made from corn...corn chips, cornbread, corndogs...
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Posted: 10/12/2005 12:01:38 AM EDT
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This is the corniest thread ever.
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Posted: 10/12/2005 12:03:45 AM EDT
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I dont like it when cord gets stuck in my teeth
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Posted: 10/12/2005 7:03:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2005 7:21:51 AM EDT
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You should try it. And report back to us next week.
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Posted: 10/12/2005 7:28:48 AM EDT
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My daughter is watching survivor right now [every Thursday] and she asked that I watch it with her [I don't watch TV] so I am [having the daughter/mother thing with popcorn, barka longers and the whole 9 yards]. Anyway these very fit, healthy people are supposedly living souly off of corn [and a few termintes here and there].
The funny thing is they have these howler monkeys everywhere. They were [the suvivors that is] complaining about eating corn and listening to the monkeys do the wild thing all night and I said to my daughter, no way in heck would I be living off termites and corn while Monkeys were screeching over head all night. My daughter says.....Mom, you so need to do suvivor, you would be the ultimate survivor, no one would vote you off cuz you would feed them all. Somehow I don't think it would work that way. First screwing monkey knocked on the head by pattymcn I'd be on a ship home for hurting poor endangererd creatures. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 7:40:07 AM EDT
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I think a few seasons back some guy killed a pig with a spear. The other castaways were horrified. PETA and many viewers threw a fit about it. Since then castaways can only eat what is provided. I, however, would be making monkey stews, monkey cold cuts, monkey-ki-bobs, and monky over a hot fire. Av. |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 7:54:06 AM EDT
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I knew it! That is too funny. I guess anyone stupid enough to eat corn and BUGS when there's good meat roming around Deserves to eat CORN & BUGS! I'm with you Av! Please pass the monkey! [I can't believe I said that!] Patty |
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Posted: 10/12/2005 8:05:25 AM EDT
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WTF was that????? Dude, you owe me new eyes! No Expert |
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