Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Site Notices
Posted: 9/28/2007 12:25:42 PM EST
Just curious.

I'm leaning towards option 4, myself.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:26:25 PM EST
There's an option 4?
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:26:29 PM EST
what is this option 4 you speak of?
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:28:16 PM EST
My dog is a toy poodle. She couldn't eat my face off if she tried.

Once, for fun, I pretended that I was having some kind of distress and collapse on my living room floor... my dog just hopped on my chest and licked my face until I couldn't stand it anymore.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:28:26 PM EST
They would miss me, but only at feeding time!
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:28:44 PM EST
My wife would feed them, except the fish. She would feed them to the porcelain god!
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:29:39 PM EST
Those are the bestest poll choices EVAR!!!
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:29:50 PM EST
I only have a cat... who would find something to eat, hopefully besides me.

Although I did laugh out loud at the last choice, so I picked it.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:29:51 PM EST
Establish a rudimentary tribal government and worship the great and terrible Vacuum Cleaner.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:30:57 PM EST
All hail the sweeper!
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:31:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By RIA45ACP:
Establish a rudimentary tribal government and worship the great and terrible Vacuum Cleaner.


+1

Best choice!!

(0_o)
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:32:02 PM EST
Another vote for #4. They already do everything but the last bit.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:33:20 PM EST
Eat all the cat food reserves, drink water from the john and play with the maggots and flys that my rotten corpse will bring to the ecuation.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:33:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By Beltfedleadhead:
Just curious.

I'm leaning towards option 4, myself.


Recently, after our pet died and afterward my wife and I chose option 4.

Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:33:47 PM EST
Option 5 FTW.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:36:09 PM EST
I will have to go with a B-C combo on that one
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:39:56 PM EST
I am thinking they would go for 3. Love the poll!
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:41:42 PM EST
I have dogs, so I said #1.

If I had cats it would first worship Satan and then eat my face.... I'm not a cat person.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:45:30 PM EST
I've seen what happens when people die in their homes with pets. It's ALWAYS option 4.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:47:52 PM EST
I think someone would notice us missing before the cat got to the eat-my-face stage.

He'd probably do what he always does: stretch out on a windowsill and sleep.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:48:19 PM EST
Yep #4 here to

My wifes last dog (became my Dog) now HE would have howled at the moon for a month, in fact I was at sea for 5 weeks and my wife said he woke her up more than once with one of my boots in his mouth howling/whinning at the front door while I was gone. I miss that dog.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:48:22 PM EST
Of course they would eat you.
Ask a first responder. Happens all the time.

You would too. Given enough time and desperation.


Colonel Hurtz
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:49:32 PM EST
I think my dog would probably lay down next to me and stay there until someone came to investigate the stench of my corpse.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:52:55 PM EST
Well, my pets would stay exactly as they are now, save that they wouldn't see me anymore, because they're at my parents' house while I'm in college in a pet-free apartment.

Assuming I was living alone and my pets were with me, I would assume option 4.
Link Posted: 9/28/2007 12:53:42 PM EST
4, Animals are animals.

Any asshole who can get attached to an animal to think that they'd never back stab them for a quick snack is a retard.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:53:19 AM EST
My cat would eat my face.
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:55:31 AM EST
#1
Link Posted: 10/9/2007 7:58:59 AM EST
I think my cat would eat me out of spite, not because he was hungry but mad at me for not feeding him.

The dog(Boxer) who is terrified of said cat, would eat the door to get away from the cat. I know the dog can do it, just don't ask howI know.
Top Top