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Posted: 6/17/2009 6:21:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:39:09 PM EST by ampn]
What would you carry?

I like this:

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:22:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:24:34 PM EST by www-glock19-com]
FOX

I see NOW you have a poll
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:22:30 PM EST
A plane ticket to somewhere where I could.
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[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:31:53 PM EST by orangelo]
Leprosy

If you were a petty thug would you take money, jewelry, clothes, shoes, or sex from someone who might give you:
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open carry...
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:24:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:58:05 PM EST by anekrel]
Smiley.

ETA:

For those of you who don't know. Smileys are padlocks attached to a length of chain or a bandana.

I used to carry a crescent wrench on a bit of dog chain for a while when I was living in downtown.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:24:57 PM EST
A gun and a knife.
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[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:25:35 PM EST by marksman121]
Some sort of Rattle Snake.

Or 2 D cell batteries in a tube sock.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:25:37 PM EST
Suicide vest.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:25:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:26:46 PM EST by America-first]
d.t.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:26:08 PM EST
16 oz Ball peen hammer
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A pic of Obama, if people see it they will instantly love me.
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16lb sledge

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asp

Out of the ones you listed I would probably go with the brass knuckles.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:29:57 PM EST
Katana.



And a slingshot
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:30:29 PM EST
A sword.

"No officer, it's a sword –– not 'a really, really, really long knife'; read the fucking dictionary once or twice."

_MaH
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:31:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:32:54 PM EST by LOW2000]

Originally Posted By America-first:
A gun and a knife.

+1

Or...like someone here used to have in their sigline:

"I carry a 3/4" nut on a piece of paracord. It isn't whiz-bang tactical, but one smack to the grape and its coloring books for christmas"
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:32:49 PM EST
pepper spray
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Flame thrower
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two 12 inch crescent wrenches attached with one foot of chain.
blackjack
claw hammer or chipping hammer
big screwdriver
Just think of any tool that you have smashed, cut or stabbed an appendage with, and odds are that it will make an excellent weapon.

Vise grips work well as a squeezing weapon to the male anatomy.
Yeah I know I am evil.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:34:16 PM EST
OC spray and a big maglite.
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[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 6:37:57 PM EST by terrance250]
Handkerchief with a padlock tied to the end of it.

Stuff in back pocket and nobody would ever know your carrying a lethal weapon.

IIRC this is an old Sons of Silence trick.

ETA - I see that it was already posted. didn't know they were called Smileys though.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:35:01 PM EST
Originally Posted By ftldrben:
Flame thrower


Until you lit it, you could pass it off as one of those industrial sized weed killer sprayers.
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Sabre Red.
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a 1 3/4" Craftsman open-end wrench.
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I'd just beat bad guys to death with my dick.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:38:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By bluefalcon:
I'd just beat bad guys to death with my dick.


Too much DNA evidence.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:38:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By bluefalcon:
I'd just beat bad guys to death with my dick.


Death by small puncture wounds?












Link Posted: 6/17/2009 6:40:43 PM EST
flat bladed screwdriver and tell everyone i am going to my job
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ASP or X26
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Bear mace brah!!!
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I'd carry a cop.
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I'd rape my attacker. I'd rather be shot or stabbed than ass raped. Just think about it.......If we start catching bad guys and instead of shooting them, we rape them, crime would probably drop.
So I would carry a can of ass rape.
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Screw driver and pepper spray. Blind them and then stab them.
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Got a Maglite and pipe wrench in the truck, along with a 22oz hammer.

There may be a machete in there as well.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:03:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By terrance250:
Originally Posted By bluefalcon:
I'd just beat bad guys to death with my dick.


Death by small puncture wounds?
















Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:04:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 7:05:53 PM EST by HoustonHusker]
Ummm...I'd be living in the UK?



HH

ETA: I'd carry a round-pointed knife.

I can blade you, but not stab....brilliant!

HH
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:05:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By LOW2000:

Originally Posted By America-first:
A gun and a knife.

+1

Or...like someone here used to have in their sigline:

"I carry a 3/4" nut on a piece of paracord. It isn't whiz-bang tactical, but one smack to the grape and its coloring books for christmas"





I love that sig line....think that's what I'd carry.

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:05:39 PM EST
MagLite, so I could beat the shit out of them and then shine the light in their eyes
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:06:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By critterkiller:
flat bladed screwdriver and tell everyone i am going to my job


I have ended a few rats with those
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:07:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By America-first:
A gun and a knife.


+1
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:07:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Ummm...I'd be living in the UK?



HH

ETA: I'd carry a round-pointed knife.

I can blade you, but not stab....brilliant!

HH


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These have possibilities.
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:20:17 PM EST
Even in the UK you can still get knives....and guns if you know right people
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:38:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2009 7:42:04 PM EST by puskrat]
This is a real world question for me. Brass knuckles are just as illegal as the gun, named in the statute. Billiard ball would be an obvious weapon and illegal as well. I voted flashlight. Hammer's too tough to retain. Maybe a lanyard?

Fact is, I can't CCW but I can carry a knife. A 3.5" SWAT, or even a 2.75 Baby SWAT would be more practical than pool balls or construction equipment. Think I'd rather have the knuckles
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:40:37 PM EST
D) I always carry a roll of quarters in my underwear anyways
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 7:48:06 PM EST
tactical slingshot
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