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Posted: 3/16/2005 2:40:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:00:24 PM EST by Lennster]
If you could punch one person, one time...

Who would it be?

I'll start:

Whoopee Goldberg

ETA: This is a FREE PUNCH. No repercussion to you what-so-ever.
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Diane Feinstein
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ERROR: List too plentiful to choose one.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:42:25 PM EST
I'd punch Whoopie Goldberg,

but I'd curb-stomp the fuck out of Feinstein, Schumer and Co.
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ex-wife
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hillary clinton
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Michael Moore of course, I win
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Hanoi Jane
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Hell just one!!OK Michael Moore...........
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:44:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
Diane Feinstein



+1.....today. Tomorrow its someone else and the list is long.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:45:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 2:46:47 PM EST by AZMAN-1]

Originally Posted By DWFAN:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7 50 seconds....
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:45:43 PM EST
Either Bill or Hillary Clinton, or Fred Upton.
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SELECT peopleToPunch FROM asshats WHERE currentlyArmed = 'false';

...

9000 rows returned.


Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:47:12 PM EST
Too many to list
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:48:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
Diane Feinstein



Post 2 beat me to it.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:48:12 PM EST
Diane Feinstein, or another "prominent" anti-gun asshat.


Substitute "punch" for "Louisville Slugger with nails."
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James Carville, then Bob Taft for being a tax-monkey/ tool of the state.
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The kid that was working for me and stole my Browning HP out of my truck!
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+1 for Hillary, but I would really like to punch Ryan Seacrest !
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I think keel-hauling would be far better than punching.
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[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 2:52:06 PM EST by Oslow]
Oh wow, talk about tough choices.



I can't do it, I can't punch just one. Once I started I'd have to punch them all.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:51:58 PM EST
Complete tie between Moore, Hillary, and Diane Feinstein I can't choose, just put one in front of me, I'll wing
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Osama Bin Laden and Dianne Fineswine.
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Satan

Sua Sponte
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Mirko "Cro-Cop" from Pride Fights. I assumed that this was a "Free Punch" where retaliation was

forbidden... so, I figured I'd use it on a person that would deftly kill me otherwise. He was a Croation

Police officer before he became a MMA champion. He's quite the bad ass in the MMA arena and I would

say he is the same outside of it; He's known for his head kicks.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:55:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

Originally Posted By DWFAN:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7 50 seconds....



No problem, he has two eyes. One for each of us
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:57:32 PM EST
Oh, decisions, decisions! I have a couple of people in mind
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i want to dig up this dead broad i knew and punch her skull right off .... man that girl was heartless


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the About:blank muthfuckas!!!
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Originally Posted By DWFAN:

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

Originally Posted By DWFAN:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7 50 seconds....



No problem, he has two eyes. One for each of us




Thought he had 4 eyes the two faced bastard
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:00:11 PM EST
I'll play: Ted Rall

Maybe more than once!
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:01:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Whoever is responsible for spamming the world with Geico commercials. And I want the "punch" to be with a tank.



I only like one of their commercials. The one where the guy is reading the newspaper and his wife walks in and ask "Honey, does this dress make me look fat?" Without even looking he says "You betcha!" I think of you guys everytime I see that one.
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[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:03:27 PM EST by The_Sgt_Rock]
For now.....Bill Clinton.

Runner up - Hillary Clinton - have to bitch slap her
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[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:06:38 PM EST by Alien]
The mother fucker that assaulted me when I was 13 while I was returning some books to the library. I hadn't done anything to him and didn't even know him. He was in his early 20s with a bunch of friends. Actually, I'd beat him within an inch of his life and be tempted to kill the piece of shit.
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Among others Al Frankin.
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Owen Wilson
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Bill Clinton. Just for the hell of it.
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Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By DWFAN:

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:

Originally Posted By DWFAN:
Michael Moore of course, I win



Damn my slow computer!!beat me by 7 50 seconds....



No problem, he has two eyes. One for each of us




Thought he had 4 eyes the two faced bastard



Point well taken
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:11:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
Diane Feinstein



Right in the mouth, hard too....
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Bobby Hamilton, Jr. or Sr,doesn't matter.
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[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:38:13 PM EST by cruze5]
Bill Clinton and then mike tyson
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Feinstein.

Can I wear my brass knuckles perfectly legal novelty paperweight when I do it?
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Robert Reich comes to mind....
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Barbara Boxer. No pun intended.

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Either a guy I used to work with or my old brother-in-law.
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Fineswine or Mike Tyson........just to say I did................He can't hit back right





WIZZO
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:11:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:
Hell just one!!OK Michael Moore...........



+1
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:13:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By WalkerTexasRanger:

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
Diane Feinstein



Right in the mouth, hard too....



nah not the mouth. [anchorman/] right in the ovaries...straight shot to the baby maker[/anchorman]
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Link Posted: 3/16/2005 4:15:23 PM EST
I'd have to say Hilary Clinton.

Just in the hope that I'd also knock over every single person that is bent over kissing her damn fat ass.

I'll even leave the roll of quarters out of it.
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