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Posted: 10/31/2004 7:55:48 PM EDT
what would it be? Not interested in what would or wouldn't work...just wondering what it would be. Besides the obvious gun shop for me it would be a nursery (no not kids) or a tackle shop. What about you???
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:57:01 PM EDT
assassin training
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:57:40 PM EDT
.. an adults only casino/brothel/shooting range/ in Vegas
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:58:40 PM EDT
I'd open a fuck-off big bank late at night.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:58:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
.. an adults only casino/brothel/shooting range/ in Vegas




You just ruined this thread
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 7:59:21 PM EDT
A restaurant/bar
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:02:05 PM EDT
I'd like to open a home for wayward nymphomaniac coke dealers,...who owns Ferrari dealerships.

It's a cruel world out there and sombody has to make a stand and take action...it's for the children

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:04:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 8:05:08 PM EDT by Cans4you]
A school of

"Don't let the goofy fuckers you kick out of your team because they are dangerous, get into positions of athority, they cause more damage there. Buck up take one for the country and have them get coffee or something"

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:09:05 PM EDT
I love the business I have now, but if it was not an option:


I have many loves but tinkering with cars and trucks is one. To combine this with making money, a 2 part junkyard.

One side is a U-pull it yard. There are none near where I live, but being in MO for the last few months I visited two in Saint Louis, and man what money makers. Its a win-win situation for all, people get cheap parts, and the owners makes $$$ becaus ethe overhead is low. They get the cars, drain all fluids, pull a few select pieces (airbags etc) for resale, and put them out. Then they charge folks $1 to get in, people remove thier parts, and they pay at the door. I bet 200 people were at each one I went to that Saturday getting parts.

Located in the right part of NC it would make a fortune.


The other side would be a yard dedicated to specialized heavy equipment and large truck parts to be sold worldwide, including military equipment.

With a big shop in the middle for me to play in after hours.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:09:34 PM EDT
How about a gun shop/supermodel lingerie store?
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:10:56 PM EDT
Strip joint...with a shooting range in the back...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:11:42 PM EDT
international mercenary firm....

Coupes, Assasinations and Covert ops INC
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:12:53 PM EDT
I'd love to open a shop that hotrods BMW's, specializing in turbo systems. and use the CNC mills that I'd need to make cool gun parts on the side as well.
mainly because I love BMW's and would love to put Active Autowerks out of business
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:13:15 PM EDT
I'd open up a 24 hour convience store for all the local stoners to spend their cash on munchies at 3 am.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:15:30 PM EDT
CNC Machine shop with full fabrication machines, welding, tooling, large production presses, injection mold machines, heat treating and plating processess. Large painting facility.

What hell, dream big, at least for me.

Railgun....
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:21:57 PM EDT
Id open up a buisness that was beautiful women wearing lingerie, selling lingerie to other beaitful women. In which only beautiful women could enter the store as well.

And I would be the owner. So I would be the only male.

A secret society of beatiful lingerie wearing women who I served as their lingerie distributor.



Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:22:03 PM EDT
Any business? Meaning where I am right now, someone just 'hands me the keys' to a business of my choice and handles all the investment for me? I guess I'd have to say a full blown aerospace corp.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:23:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 8:23:34 PM EDT by DK-Prof]
I'd like my own University.

All coed applicants have to include color photos and measurements!



I'll be the boob inspector Chancellor
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:23:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:24:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TREETOP:
I'd have a restaurant critiquing business, I could eat somewhere different all the time and travel across the US. I would probably have to write my findings in either a magazine format or online, and I could rate different types of foods in different areas.

Mainly I want to get paid to eat and cruise around.



with that job I'd so weigh 400 pounds
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:24:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 8:48:32 PM EDT by TREETOP]
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:26:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Andreuha:
Any business? Meaning where I am right now, someone just 'hands me the keys' to a business of my choice and handles all the investment for me? I guess I'd have to say a full blown aerospace corp.



+1

Need a former aerospace machinist???

Railgun....Layed off after 9-11
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:29:52 PM EDT
Starlight Bunny Ranch II

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:30:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IamtheNRA:
Strip joint...with a shooting range in the back...



It's called a Champagne Room





Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:32:04 PM EDT
Seriously? Gaming center. Even thought about it seriously.

Rapid cahnge of game requirments kind of scared me off it though. Spending 1k+ x 30-40 computers every 12 months makes it a kind of risky venture...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:39:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Railgun:

Originally Posted By Andreuha:
Any business? Meaning where I am right now, someone just 'hands me the keys' to a business of my choice and handles all the investment for me? I guess I'd have to say a full blown aerospace corp.



+1

Need a former aerospace machinist???

Railgun....Layed off after 9-11



We'd find a place for you
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:49:38 PM EDT
Gun manufacturer.
( I need more toys )
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 8:58:28 PM EDT
One of three things, which also are what I happen to be considering as career choices. A psychologist office, a coffee/baked good shop, or an attorney business.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:02:33 PM EDT
dive charter boat....

This is actually my retirement plan
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:11:31 PM EDT
Topless Gun shop!! orrrrrr a tavern.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:11:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I'd like my own University.



Yep, but on the moon. Talk about a research university! and the pilot training programs.


Ok, maybe a university in the tropics would be good too. Imagine taking Bikini Design 101 and Advanced Snorkling 310
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:12:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Samstead:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I'd like my own University.



Yep, but on the moon. Talk about a research university! and the pilot training programs.


Ok, maybe a university in the tropics would be good too. Imagine taking Bikini Design 101 and Advanced Snorkling 310




Holy crap yeah!!

The International Women's College of Fiji !!!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:21:36 PM EDT
I know whatever I did it would probaly fail.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:23:49 PM EDT
A motel inn or a U Haul or storage facility
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:25:07 PM EDT
Orbital space tourism.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:26:38 PM EDT
Criticism Shop


MT
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:29:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 45calmike:
A motel inn or a U Haul or storage facility



+1 or a B&B in the hills.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 9:31:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Railgun:
CNC Machine shop with full fabrication machines, welding, tooling, large production presses, injection mold machines, heat treating and plating processess. Large painting facility.

What hell, dream big, at least for me.

Railgun....




I'm in! now...all we need is investors......some customers.....

Link Posted: 11/1/2004 4:32:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RRAMAN69:
Topless Gun shop!! orrrrrr a tavern.




topless gun shop...I like that idea!!!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 5:27:03 AM EDT
I'd like to be the Rectal/Vaginal inspector at a fancy all-girls school. Sawgunner's academy for Schoolgirls, Cheerleaders, French Maids, Naughty Nurses, & Horny Librarians. Of course, i'd also be in charge of punishing them when they were naughty (which would be all the time. hell, i'd make up infractions...)

After sticking it up thier respective poopers, i'd post the pix here.

Link Posted: 11/1/2004 5:39:03 AM EDT
Blacksmith. Everything from traditional hammer and anvil metalsmithing through modern CNC multi-head/multi-axis cutting tables. Shop would be set up to do everything from jewlery to engine blocks. Idealicly, I would employ up to thrity people on the shop floor with another 20 in admin staff and sales. I'd even have my own foundry and smelters on sight for custom metal work and recycling of scrap materials.

Not possible in todays letigious and over regulated climate. India and China would be able to do everything cheaper just from me having to keep up with "proof of compliance" costs.

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