If you could do anything right now, what would it be?

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Posted: 3/13/2011 9:34:50 PM EDT

If I could do anything, I'd change all the deer in North America into Velociraptors. Not their true size, but Jurassic Park size. *cue evil laugh.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:37:34 PM EDT

[#1]

I'd give myself the ability to teleport. Anywhere I want, with just a thought.

Including the ability to transport other people, items, animals, or objects.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:38:06 PM EDT

[#2]

I'd go to sleep.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:39:21 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

I'd give myself the ability to teleport. Anywhere I want, with just a thought.

Including the ability to transport other people, items, animals, or objects.

That will be a useful ability with all the damn velociraptors running around

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:39:46 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I'd give myself the ability to teleport. Anywhere I want, with just a thought.

Including the ability to transport other people, items, animals, or objects.

Pretty much this.

Or I'd make every ant 40000% bigger and strap a figgen lazer beams to their head.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:39:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Cure cancer.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:40:03 PM EDT

[#6]

2 chicks

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:41:04 PM EDT

[#7]

Go back in time about two years and not meet my ex-wife.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:41:24 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I'd go to sleep.

+1

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:42:41 PM EDT

[#9]

blue marlin fishing

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:42:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
2 chicks

At the same time? Won't you need a million dollars?

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:42:58 PM EDT

[#11]

control time like that movie with adam sandler

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:43:22 PM EDT

[#12]

Hit the reset button

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:43:40 PM EDT

[#13]

I could really go for a slice of Coconut Cream Pie!

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:44:16 PM EDT

[#14]

I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:44:38 PM EDT

[#15]

I'd go on some sort of epic quest.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:44:44 PM EDT

[#16]

I would go back in time to see my grandfather before he passed away

4 years now and I still think about it.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:44:50 PM EDT

[#17]

I'd go fix a couple of reactors in Japan. And their women would be grateful.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:45:02 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
2 chicks

At the same time? Won't you need a million dollars?

Only for the types of chicks that'll double up on a dude like me

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:45:19 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.

...and let her stick my dick in the tip cup.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:45:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Be able to use all of my brain, and maybe fly.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:45:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Be with the woman I love.
Edit: And not have to worry about leaving again.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:48:21 PM EDT

[#22]

Bring cold fusion to market.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:49:58 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.

You must be as big a fan as i am because of all things this is what popped into my head first.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:50:43 PM EDT

[#24]

I would want to be on a remote Island and just be left alone no TV no Radio no nothing.

Posted: 3/13/2011 9:53:55 PM EDT

[#25]

opsec and whatnot,too many wanna be arock wanna-be's running around here.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:07:08 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Go back in time about two years and not meet my ex-wife.current

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:09:25 PM EDT

[#27]

Give myself a trillion dollars.

Everything else will fall into place.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:13:21 PM EDT

[#28]

I would drink some of that CIA heart attack poison.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:35:30 PM EDT

[#29]

Be able to fly.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:36:50 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.

You must be as big a fan as i am because of all things this is what popped into my head first.

Wasn't the first thing for me, but it was up there...

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:39:29 PM EDT

[#31]

Give myself 10Billion Dollars (1 billion in Silver and Gold coins and bars) and The Force (both sides, Light side and the ability to shoot lightning from my fingertips

).

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:39:53 PM EDT

[#32]

I would like everyone to become a hippie so I wouldn't have to be afraid of homicidal maniacs, politicians or ilk like policement wanting to off me.
Course a stone driver could just as easily do one in, but I would take that risk. Folks are too violent for my liking and as a result I am paranoid!

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:44:45 PM EDT

[#33]

go to sleep

but I'm practicing my postwhore skillz

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:48:25 PM EDT

[#34]

Bring my Dad(s) back, because I could use a hug..

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:51:24 PM EDT

[#35]

I would freeze time, "borrow" a Yacht, and go around and save firearms from being destroyed by democrats, dictators, and 3rd World Countries and then have a convenient boat "accident" on the way back.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:53:31 PM EDT

[#36]

I would go back ing time to 1993, and beat the holy living shit out of me.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:54:12 PM EDT

[#37]

Two chics at the same time.

Eta: Damn it, RIF. Beat by a poster above.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:54:23 PM EDT

[#38]

Can't decide which one of these three.

1 trillion dollars

Go back 10 years and never meet my soon to be ex wife

Teleport powers including other people and objects

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:54:25 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Bring my Dad back, because I could use a hug..

That or make it so my uncle doesn't have cancer.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:55:04 PM EDT

[#40]

Post in this thread.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:56:22 PM EDT

[#41]

I'd successfully patent male birth control.

Bill Gates would be my cable guy i'd be so fucking rich.

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:58:06 PM EDT

[#42]

CURE LIBERALISM

Posted: 3/13/2011 10:58:40 PM EDT

[#43]

invent.... "87"

Posted: 3/13/2011 11:00:56 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Can't decide which one of these three.

1 trillion dollars
Go back 10 years and never meet my soon to be ex wife
Teleport powers including other people and objects

1 trillion dollars.

You can pay your soon-to-be-ex to pretend you've never met her.

You can pay to have everything you want to teleport moved closer to you.

Then you can bathe in a pool full of supermodels and diamonds.

Posted: 3/13/2011 11:09:04 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Can't decide which one of these three.

1 trillion dollars

Go back 10 years and never meet my soon to be ex wife

Teleport powers including other people and objects

1 trillion dollars.

You can pay your soon-to-be-ex to pretend you've never met her.

You can pay to have everything you want to teleport moved closer to you.

Then you can bathe in a pool full of supermodels and diamonds.

Well played