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Posted: 3/13/2011 8:34:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 8:39:48 PM EST by CombatMP]
If I could do anything, I'd change all the deer in North America into Velociraptors. Not their true size, but Jurassic Park size. *cue evil laugh.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:37:34 PM EST
I'd give myself the ability to teleport. Anywhere I want, with just a thought.

Including the ability to transport other people, items, animals, or objects.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:38:06 PM EST
I'd go to sleep.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:39:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zack3g:
I'd give myself the ability to teleport. Anywhere I want, with just a thought.

Including the ability to transport other people, items, animals, or objects.


That will be a useful ability with all the damn velociraptors running around
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:39:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By Zack3g:
I'd give myself the ability to teleport. Anywhere I want, with just a thought.

Including the ability to transport other people, items, animals, or objects.



Pretty much this.

Or I'd make every ant 40000% bigger and strap a figgen lazer beams to their head.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:39:59 PM EST
Cure cancer.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:40:03 PM EST
2 chicks
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:41:04 PM EST
Go back in time about two years and not meet my ex-wife.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:41:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
I'd go to sleep.


+1
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:42:41 PM EST
blue marlin fishing
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:42:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
2 chicks


At the same time? Won't you need a million dollars?
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:42:58 PM EST
control time like that movie with adam sandler
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:43:22 PM EST
Hit the reset button
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:43:40 PM EST
I could really go for a slice of Coconut Cream Pie!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:44:16 PM EST
I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:44:38 PM EST
I'd go on some sort of epic quest.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:44:44 PM EST
I would go back in time to see my grandfather before he passed away 4 years now and I still think about it.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:44:50 PM EST
I'd go fix a couple of reactors in Japan. And their women would be grateful.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:45:02 PM EST
Originally Posted By scottfire1957:
Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
2 chicks


At the same time? Won't you need a million dollars?


Only for the types of chicks that'll double up on a dude like me
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:45:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.


...and let her stick my dick in the tip cup.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:45:19 PM EST
Be able to use all of my brain, and maybe fly.



Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:45:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 8:47:13 PM EST by Nameless_Hobo]
Be with the woman I love.
Edit: And not have to worry about leaving again.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:48:21 PM EST
Bring cold fusion to market.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:49:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.


You must be as big a fan as i am because of all things this is what popped into my head first.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:50:43 PM EST
I would want to be on a remote Island and just be left alone no TV no Radio no nothing.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 8:53:55 PM EST
opsec and whatnot,too many wanna be arock wanna-be's running around here.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:07:08 PM EST
Originally Posted By Avandir:
Go back in time about two years and not meet my ex-wife.current


Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:09:25 PM EST
Give myself a trillion dollars.

Everything else will fall into place.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:13:21 PM EST
I would drink some of that CIA heart attack poison.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:35:30 PM EST
Be able to fly.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:36:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mountain_Snipe:
Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
I'd be in bed with Jessica Biel.


You must be as big a fan as i am because of all things this is what popped into my head first.


Wasn't the first thing for me, but it was up there...
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:39:29 PM EST
Give myself 10Billion Dollars (1 billion in Silver and Gold coins and bars) and The Force (both sides, Light side and the ability to shoot lightning from my fingertips).
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:39:53 PM EST
I would like everyone to become a hippie so I wouldn't have to be afraid of homicidal maniacs, politicians or ilk like policement wanting to off me.
Course a stone driver could just as easily do one in, but I would take that risk. Folks are too violent for my liking and as a result I am paranoid!
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:44:45 PM EST
go to sleep

but I'm practicing my postwhore skillz
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:48:25 PM EST
Bring my Dad(s) back, because I could use a hug..
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:51:24 PM EST
I would freeze time, "borrow" a Yacht, and go around and save firearms from being destroyed by democrats, dictators, and 3rd World Countries and then have a convenient boat "accident" on the way back.

Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:53:31 PM EST
I would go back ing time to 1993, and beat the holy living shit out of me.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:54:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/13/2011 9:54:59 PM EST by johnny_dot_exe]
Two chics at the same time.

Eta: Damn it, RIF. Beat by a poster above.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:54:23 PM EST
Can't decide which one of these three.

1 trillion dollars
Go back 10 years and never meet my soon to be ex wife
Teleport powers including other people and objects
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:54:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2theLeft:
Bring my Dad back, because I could use a hug..

That or make it so my uncle doesn't have cancer.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:55:04 PM EST
Post in this thread.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:56:22 PM EST
I'd successfully patent male birth control.

Bill Gates would be my cable guy i'd be so fucking rich.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:58:06 PM EST
CURE LIBERALISM
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 9:58:40 PM EST
invent.... "87"
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:00:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Darkside852003:
Can't decide which one of these three.

1 trillion dollars
Go back 10 years and never meet my soon to be ex wife
Teleport powers including other people and objects


1 trillion dollars.

You can pay your soon-to-be-ex to pretend you've never met her.

You can pay to have everything you want to teleport moved closer to you.

Then you can bathe in a pool full of supermodels and diamonds.
Link Posted: 3/13/2011 10:09:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By WhackyPlague:
Originally Posted By Darkside852003:
Can't decide which one of these three.

1 trillion dollars
Go back 10 years and never meet my soon to be ex wife
Teleport powers including other people and objects


1 trillion dollars.

You can pay your soon-to-be-ex to pretend you've never met her.

You can pay to have everything you want to teleport moved closer to you.

Then you can bathe in a pool full of supermodels and diamonds.

Well played


Link Posted: 3/14/2011 4:59:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/14/2011 5:03:22 AM EST by echo_5]

I'd win the Powerball and buy MGs for all of my friends!





Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:02:47 AM EST
Fly an F-22.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:14:25 AM EST
Supernatural powers aside, I'd want a winning lottery ticket...something BIG...over $100 million.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:15:03 AM EST
Quit my job.
Link Posted: 3/14/2011 5:17:13 AM EST
I'd make it so every time I open my wallet I find ten crisp new $100 bills. Take one out, another magically appears.
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