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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:25:13 PM EST
Realistically, I would love to be the curator of the Firearms Museum at the Buffalo Bill Historical Center. I probably...no, I know I don't have the qualifications, but I have the passion to do that job. I would be in absolute heaven. I believe it is the largest, most extensive collection in the world, and I only live 30 miles from it.

In dream land,......Working for the government as an intelligence or military analyst.

This is not to say that I don't love teaching. I do. It is just that some days I think, no, I know that I settled for the path of least resistance. I see myself as an underachiever.

So, what do you want to be when you grow up.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:27:10 PM EST
Mammogram technician?
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:27:17 PM EST
From police officer to...

Career military - special forces preferably. I wish I could have made a real difference.

Too damn late now.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:27:48 PM EST
Senior ass inspector, Victoria's Secret model quality control division.

Oh, you mean a real job?

I'd settle for being good enough at collecting/trading militaria to make money doing so (and learn a bunch in the process).
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:28:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:28:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 3:29:14 PM EST by wulf50guy]
quality control/testing at say the HK facility in GA or FN plant in SC ?
never be late for work or b*tch about over time.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:29:07 PM EST
Throat cutter at a Muslim slaughter house. I'd work overtime for free.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:29:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:30:26 PM EST
I would love to be a US Army Green Beret right in the middle of Afghanastan or Iraq right now. I would love to be in the sand box, kicking ass and wining hearts and minds.

I would give anything to be out there training forigen forces to kill Bin Laden, or out hunting for that bastard. Or to be out hunting insurgents in Iraq, that would be awesome.


I would love to be over in the sandbox serving my country in any capacity, but my health does not allow it. I appreceate the sacrafice of US Servicemen and women but I envy them so much. I would gladly give up my job now to be a REMF.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:31:15 PM EST
Tracking down and killing terrorists or any foreign entity that threatens the safety of our country.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:33:47 PM EST
Freelance gynecologist.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:33:56 PM EST
Pilot in the Navy would have been the cat's ass...... maybe next time around...
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:35:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:36:40 PM EST
Photographer for National Geographic. The pay and the crap a person would have to endure would most likely suck, but the places I'd go and things I'd see would be an experience.

My first assignment... "Boobies of the Pacific Islands" (although with my luck it would probably be "Vaginas of the Aborigines").
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:36:44 PM EST
Knife maker......my dream job
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:39:21 PM EST
I'd like to be well off enough that I could spend my time playing guitar and driving around the country visitng friends and seeing shit. So my answer = retired at 26.



Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:39:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:41:12 PM EST
National Geographic Photographer
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:44:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
National Geographic Photographer



you just want to take pictures of the saggy boobies of those ladies out in the wild....
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:45:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:
National Geographic Photographer



Good. I posted it first therefore I'm senior to you and you get the Aboriginie assignment.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:46:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By LPDtactical:
Pilot in the Navy would have been the cat's ass...... maybe next time around...



+1
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:46:50 PM EST
Penthouse photographer.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:47:02 PM EST
How did I know that sex would enter this topic.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:48:22 PM EST
Anything where I could have a normal life.

Adventure. Excitement. These things a Jedi craves NOT!

Shit, I'd love to be able to make enough money to support a family selling guns...

...

<­BR>


...

LEGALL­Y!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:49:15 PM EST
C.I.C
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:49:59 PM EST
Removing those who would take away the freedom of the people of the United States of America... oh wait I'm going to be an officer nm
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 3:53:31 PM EST
a professional hunter

free lance sub-contracted assassin

heir to the playboy mansion

maybe a few others
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:01:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wave:
I regret never joining the miltary.



Sometimes I regret never making a career out of the Army.Not a day goes by that I don't think about going / being back.
As far as a Dream Job , maybe something outdoors up in Alaska.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:03:39 PM EST
Testing firearms and explosives.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:07:58 PM EST


Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:08:29 PM EST
I would either be a....

Plasma Donor for Flat Screen Televisions... Or....

An IRS Directions Complicator.


MT
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:13:15 PM EST
Dream job?

Being on a perpetual big game safari in africa. Taking elephant, lion, buffalo, etc. And having about a hundred "blacks" carrying my stuff so I could live like a king.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:14:15 PM EST
CrAcK WhOrE
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:15:28 PM EST
Conductor of an orchestra, composer for movies, or music teacher. The latter is the most likely.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:15:48 PM EST
Cruise ship Jiggalo.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:20:32 PM EST
Well I'm only working retail right now, but one day I shall be the greatest rapper of all time

My dream job would probably be a famous artist, all you gotta do is weld a few things together, smash it up a little bit, give some intellectual sounding explanation on how it represents society or something and walk away with a million bucks.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:22:46 PM EST
Retired.

Just got this job and I love it!
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:23:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/29/2004 4:24:05 PM EST by Grunteled]
One of the guys who got to eliminate a whole nest of fighters in Iraq as a sniper.


One major regret in my life is that I refused to serve as a young man.
Now I wish most every day I could go and join the fight.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:31:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Grunteled:
One of the guys who got to eliminate a whole nest of fighters in Iraq as a sniper.


One major regret in my life is that I refused to serve as a young man.
Now I wish most every day I could go and join the fight.



There's a difference between being told you will and serving of your own free will.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:31:32 PM EST
How about a stunt double that looks pretty cool. I wouldn't call it my dream job though.
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:33:17 PM EST
Big time pron start. Not just the one that's starting out. I heard all the guys beginning in porn start out doing it with guys. It's only later on when you make it big that you get to do the womenz.

Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:38:40 PM EST
U.S. Navy is what I am going to be instead of a telemarketor ;)
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:39:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By geish:
Big time pron start. Not just the one that's starting out. I heard all the guys beginning in porn start out doing it with guys. It's only later on when you make it big that you get to do the womenz.



Better to be a porn producer. I should quit and do that, after all I live in the porn capital of the planet...

CW
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 4:40:26 PM EST
Piano player in a whorehouse, or talent agent ( same place)
Link Posted: 10/29/2004 5:18:17 PM EST
I wish i could be an KBR/LOGCAP executive with enough influence to arange and organize terrorist hunt Safari trips for American (and allies) arm chair warriors...
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 2:04:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By rainman:
Dream job?

Being on a perpetual big game safari in africa. Taking elephant, lion, buffalo, etc. And having about a hundred "blacks" carrying my stuff so I could live like a king.



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:49:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 3:54:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By CavVet:

Originally Posted By rainman:
Dream job?

Being on a perpetual big game safari in africa. Taking elephant, lion, buffalo, etc. And having about a hundred "blacks" carrying my stuff so I could live like a king.






I take it your dream job is not 'rainman's stuff carrier'?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:26:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 4:29:44 AM EST by Lakeguy]
Alaskan Bush pilot/ hunting guide

or

NASCAR Driver
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:36:01 AM EST
Private, US army or USMC

infantry.



I'm STILL pissed off!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 4:41:56 AM EST
I would love to own a company such as Dillon Precision. More money and ammo than I could shoot. First you get the power then you get the money then the bitches
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