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Posted: 4/30/2011 12:05:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2011 12:12:17 PM EDT by Tannim]
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?

Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:07:22 PM EDT
Are you on or off the treadmill while engaging in this activity?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:08:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By redfish86:
Are you on or off the treadmill while engaging in this activity?

Whatever floats your boat.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:10:17 PM EDT
Naw, bro. It's like, masturbating and getting laid at the same time.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:11:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



how far is a head?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:12:11 PM EDT
How many magnets are you allowed to carry with you?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:12:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DiddyMas:
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



how far is a head?


About a mouth deep.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:13:33 PM EDT
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:13:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DiddyMas:
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



how far is a head?
ahead.

Say 24 hours. And returning back to the original time immediately afterwards.

Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:14:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JVD:
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?

Think short time. Like 24 hours.

You can't go backwards because the you from yesterday doesn't know you invented the Flux Capacitor.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:15:51 PM EDT
It's only gay if you decide to plug yourself or licka da dicka.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:17:15 PM EDT
That's a pretty boring use for a time machine.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:17:34 PM EDT
Reminds me of the movie Primer, which you all should watch.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:18:24 PM EDT
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:19:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TripleC:
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming

I concur.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:21:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TripleC:
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming


I like the way you think.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:23:30 PM EDT

Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there

Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:23:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule. Never should to erect poles be in the same room....... in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room. Nature made it thus
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:25:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CozumelSteve:

Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there


In all 50 states....
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:26:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tannim:

Originally Posted By CozumelSteve:

Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there


In all 50 states....


Because that wouldn't be suspicious!
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:27:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By Tannim:

Originally Posted By CozumelSteve:

Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there


In all 50 states....


Because that wouldn't be suspicious!

Who cares. PROOF. That's what matters.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:01:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted by DzlBenz:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.


Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:01:29 PM EDT
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:03:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Originally Posted by DzlBenz:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:08:30 PM EDT
TWINCEST.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:11:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Originally Posted by DzlBenz:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.


OMFG! MIND=BLOWN!
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:15:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Originally Posted by DzlBenz:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.


OMFG! MIND=BLOWN!


Yeah, it took a minute for my brain to catch up to those posts
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:17:06 PM EDT
no PIEx2 option
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:17:24 PM EDT
That was good.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:20:29 PM EDT

A friend bought a Delorian at Barret Jackson this year,
The only place it's traveled to was a mechanics shop...




Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:31:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TripleC:
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming


You are awarded the whole internet.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:32:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JVD:
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?


Funk dat.

I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:36:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/30/2011 1:36:18 PM EDT by Tannim]

Originally Posted By Veracity:
Originally Posted By JVD:
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?


Funk dat.

I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot.

And has no idea who the old man trying to rape her is.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:54:39 PM EDT
Not possible. If you go into the future then you have no presence in the present to move into the future to meet your future self. It only works if you go back in time.

It doesn't matter either way since two poles sould not occupy the same room.

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:56:12 PM EDT
lulz
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:58:11 PM EDT
This is the one and only exception to the rule "If your balls touch, it's gay".
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:59:14 PM EDT
creampie or dirty sanchez?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:00:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Vicinity:
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Originally Posted by DzlBenz:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.


OMFG! MIND=BLOWN!

Could GoatBoy be messing with us as revenge for voting to ban him in his poll?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:03:12 PM EDT
Two poles are two poles, time travel or not, even if they both are yours....
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:17:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?


No, because it's not a DeLorean.


Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:23:51 PM EDT
The question is why would you even want to?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:29:45 PM EDT
I am pretty hot...for a dude.

I don't have a wife.



Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:55:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule. Never should to erect poles be in the same room....... in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room. Nature made it thus

But it's not two poles. It's two instances of the same pole.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 3:13:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jhereg:

Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By Tannim:
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule. Never should to erect poles be in the same room....... in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room. Nature made it thus

But it's not two poles. It's two instances of the same pole.
exactly.

Link Posted: 4/30/2011 3:16:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Cromlech:
It's only gay if you decide to plug yourself or licka da dicka.


No way! I touch my ding dong all the time! its not gay........or ...not that gay
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:09:25 PM EDT
bump for night crew
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:15:19 PM EDT
First Time Travel doesn't work that way. Second, why would you want to do an older version of your wife?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:20:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Tannim:

Originally Posted By Veracity:
Originally Posted By JVD:
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?


Funk dat.

I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot.

And has no idea who the old man trying to rape her is.


Yeah, but I'll think of something.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:22:17 PM EDT
Still too many penii.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:27:49 PM EDT
Wouldn't it better to send my wife forward instead, so she can tag team me?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:32:54 PM EDT
This thread is even dumber now than it was last week.
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