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Posted: 4/30/2011 12:05:19 PM EDT
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?






 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:07:22 PM EDT
[#1]
Are you on or off the treadmill while engaging in this activity?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:08:53 PM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:


Are you on or off the treadmill while engaging in this activity?


Whatever floats your boat.



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:10:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Naw, bro.  It's like, masturbating and getting laid at the same time.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:11:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



how far is a head?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:12:11 PM EDT
[#5]
How many magnets are you allowed to carry with you?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:12:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



how far is a head?


About a mouth deep.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:13:33 PM EDT
[#7]
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:13:36 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:



Quoted:

If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?







how far is a head?
ahead.



Say 24 hours.  And returning back to the original time immediately afterwards.





 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:14:37 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:


So you want to tag an older version of your wife?


Think short time.  Like 24 hours.



You can't go backwards because the you from yesterday doesn't know you invented the Flux Capacitor.



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:15:51 PM EDT
[#10]
It's only gay if you decide to plug yourself or licka da dicka.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:17:15 PM EDT
[#11]
That's a pretty boring use for a time machine.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:17:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Reminds me of the movie Primer, which you all should watch.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:18:24 PM EDT
[#13]
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:19:47 PM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


It would be better if the wife did the double teaming


I concur.



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:21:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming


I like the way you think.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:23:30 PM EDT
[#16]

Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there

Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:23:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?

 


I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule.  Never should to erect poles be in the same room.......  in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room.  Nature made it thus
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:25:19 PM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:




Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there





In all 50 states....



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:26:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there


In all 50 states....
 


Because that wouldn't be suspicious!
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 12:27:32 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:



Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there





In all 50 states....

 




Because that wouldn't be suspicious!


Who cares.  PROOF.  That's what matters.



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:01:00 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:



Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.






Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:01:29 PM EDT
[#22]
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:03:15 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:



Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.











 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:08:30 PM EDT
[#24]
TWINCEST.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:11:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




Quoted:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.


OMFG! MIND=BLOWN!
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:15:51 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




Quoted:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.


OMFG! MIND=BLOWN!


Yeah, it took a minute for my brain to catch up to those posts
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:17:06 PM EDT
[#27]
no PIEx2 option
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:17:24 PM EDT
[#28]
That was good.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:20:29 PM EDT
[#29]

A friend bought a Delorian at Barret Jackson this year,
The only place it's traveled to was a mechanics shop...




Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:31:40 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
It would be better if the wife did the double teaming


You are awarded the whole internet.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:32:01 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?


Funk dat.

I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:36:01 PM EDT
[#32]





Quoted:





Quoted:


So you want to tag an older version of your wife?






Funk dat.





I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot.



And has no idea who the old man trying to rape her is.





 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:54:39 PM EDT
[#33]
Not possible. If you go into the future then you have  no presence in the present to move into the future to  meet your future self. It only works if you go back in time.

It doesn't matter either way since two poles sould not occupy the same room.

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Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:56:12 PM EDT
[#34]
lulz
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:58:11 PM EDT
[#35]
This is the one and only exception to the rule "If your balls touch, it's gay".
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 1:59:14 PM EDT
[#36]
creampie or dirty sanchez?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:00:46 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:



Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.










Quoted:

Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous.




OMFG! MIND=BLOWN!


Could GoatBoy be messing with us as revenge for voting to ban him in his poll?



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:03:12 PM EDT
[#38]
Two poles are two poles, time travel or not, even if they both are yours....
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:17:46 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?


No, because it's not a DeLorean.


Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:23:51 PM EDT
[#40]
The question is why would you even want to?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:29:45 PM EDT
[#41]
I am pretty hot...for a dude.



I don't have a wife.









Link Posted: 4/30/2011 2:55:51 PM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:



Quoted:

If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



 




I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule.  Never should to erect poles be in the same room.......  in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room.  Nature made it thus


But it's not two poles.  It's two instances of the same pole.



 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 3:13:08 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?



 




I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule.  Never should to erect poles be in the same room.......  in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room.  Nature made it thus


But it's not two poles.  It's two instances of the same pole.

 
exactly.





 
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 3:16:04 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
It's only gay if you decide to plug yourself or licka da dicka.


No way! I touch my ding dong all the time! its not gay........or ...not that gay
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:09:25 PM EDT
[#45]
bump for night crew
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:15:19 PM EDT
[#46]
First Time Travel doesn't work that way. Second, why would you want to do an older version of your wife?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:20:03 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
So you want to tag an older version of your wife?


Funk dat.

I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot.

And has no idea who the old man trying to rape her is.
 


Yeah, but I'll think of something.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:22:17 PM EDT
[#48]
Still too many penii.
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:27:49 PM EDT
[#49]
Wouldn't it better to send my wife forward instead, so she can tag team me?
Link Posted: 4/30/2011 8:32:54 PM EDT
[#50]
This thread is even dumber now than it was last week.
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