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Posted: 4/30/2011 12:05:19 PM EDT
If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule?
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Are you on or off the treadmill while engaging in this activity?
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Quoted: Are you on or off the treadmill while engaging in this activity? Whatever floats your boat. |
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Naw, bro. It's like, masturbating and getting laid at the same time.
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If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule? how far is a head? |
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If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule? how far is a head? About a mouth deep. |
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Quoted: ahead.Quoted: If you buy a Delorian and travel a head in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule? how far is a head? Say 24 hours. And returning back to the original time immediately afterwards. |
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Quoted: So you want to tag an older version of your wife? Think short time. Like 24 hours. You can't go backwards because the you from yesterday doesn't know you invented the Flux Capacitor. |
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It's only gay if you decide to plug yourself or licka da dicka.
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Quoted: It would be better if the wife did the double teaming I concur. |
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It would be better if the wife did the double teaming I like the way you think. |
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If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule? I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule. Never should to erect poles be in the same room....... in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room. Nature made it thus |
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Quoted: Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there In all 50 states.... |
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Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there In all 50 states.... Because that wouldn't be suspicious! |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Be sure to check the lottery numbers while you are there In all 50 states.... Because that wouldn't be suspicious! Who cares. PROOF. That's what matters. |
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Quoted: Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. |
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Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. Quoted:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. OMFG! MIND=BLOWN! |
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Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. Quoted:
Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. OMFG! MIND=BLOWN! Yeah, it took a minute for my brain to catch up to those posts |
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A friend bought a Delorian at Barret Jackson this year, The only place it's traveled to was a mechanics shop... |
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It would be better if the wife did the double teaming You are awarded the whole internet. |
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So you want to tag an older version of your wife? Funk dat. I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot. |
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Quoted: Quoted: So you want to tag an older version of your wife? Funk dat. I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot. And has no idea who the old man trying to rape her is. |
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Not possible. If you go into the future then you have no presence in the present to move into the future to meet your future self. It only works if you go back in time.
It doesn't matter either way since two poles sould not occupy the same room. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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This is the one and only exception to the rule "If your balls touch, it's gay".
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. Quoted: Time travel is impossible, so the question is ridiculous. OMFG! MIND=BLOWN! Could GoatBoy be messing with us as revenge for voting to ban him in his poll? |
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Two poles are two poles, time travel or not, even if they both are yours....
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Quoted: Quoted: If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule? I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule. Never should to erect poles be in the same room....... in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room. Nature made it thus But it's not two poles. It's two instances of the same pole. |
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Quoted: exactly.Quoted: Quoted: If you buy a Delorian and travel ahead in time to double team your wife, does it really violate the 2 pole rule? I'm gonna say yes...... it's violates the rule. Never should to erect poles be in the same room....... in the same way that you will never see North and South Pole together in the same room. Nature made it thus But it's not two poles. It's two instances of the same pole. |
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It's only gay if you decide to plug yourself or licka da dicka. No way! I touch my ding dong all the time! its not gay........or ...not that gay |
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First Time Travel doesn't work that way. Second, why would you want to do an older version of your wife?
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So you want to tag an older version of your wife? Funk dat. I'm going back to when she was in her 20s and uber hot. And has no idea who the old man trying to rape her is. Yeah, but I'll think of something. |
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Wouldn't it better to send my wife forward instead, so she can tag team me?
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