Normally I trash fwd.s, this one was good.

>  U.S. Marines are always taught:
>
>   1) Keep your priorities in order; and 2) Know when to act without
>   hesitation.
>
>   A U.S. Marine was attending some college courses between
>assignments.   He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
>
>   One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist and a
>   member of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).
>
>   One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling,
>   and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock
>me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
>
>   The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
>
>   Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God.
>I'm  still waiting."
>
>   It got down to the last couple of minutes when the MARINE got out of
>   his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking
>   him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
>
>   The MARINE went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
>   students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
>silence.
>
>   The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
>   MARINE and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
>   do that?"
>
>   The MARINE calmly replied, "God was too busy today, watching over
>   America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit
>   and act like an asshole. So He sent me! "

goodie bult oldie

well i never read it before

Yeah have seen it. Still a great joke.

Hadn't seen that one before. Chuckleworthy.

That one (dupe or not) deserves an AMEN!