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Posted: 3/22/2006 5:48:31 AM EST
Was watching The Girls Next Door last night and it just hit me. How does an average guy get an invitation to one of those parties at the Playboy mansion? I would go in a heartbeat.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:49:21 AM EST
would I ever go
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:49:38 AM EST
Probably have to be a movie star/model or a business friend of Hefner's. Or be good friends with one of the aforementioned.

Or you could just crash it!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:50:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 5:50:51 AM EST by sixgunsblazing]
That's the rub, the AVERAGE guy doesn't get to go there, that's why the women are so hot. Everybody there is Rich and/or famous.
Get Rich and/or Famous and I'm sure you'll get an invite.





An you bet your ass I'd go if I got the chance!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:50:12 AM EST
you would be crazy not to.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:52:09 AM EST
damn straight.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:53:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By dolanp:
Probably have to be a movie star/model or a business friend of Hefner's. Or be good friends with one of the aforementioned.

Or you could just crash it![/quote]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmm.

Time to devise a plan.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:55:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 5:55:25 AM EST by -Scope-]
So what are those Playboy Mansion parties? Just girls walking around barely dressed, like a free strip club?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:56:06 AM EST
group buy trip
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:56:41 AM EST
Bama, want me to put in a word for ya?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:57:12 AM EST
I don't think the wife would be too hip to that.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:57:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Scope-:
So what are those Playboy Mansion parties? Just girls walking around barely dressed, like a free strip club?



Lot's scantly clad women, some naked painted ladies, and just the party type atmosphere.


Looks like lots of fun.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:58:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Bama, want me to put in a word for ya?




PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 5:59:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Bama, want me to put in a word for ya?




PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­


No problem.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:00:05 AM EST
HELL Yes!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:00:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By imposter:
I don't think the wife would be too hip to that.





Hell, I think if I told my wife I got the chance to do that, she'd slap me if I didn't go.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:04:06 AM EST
I would be offended by such an invitation....
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:05:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By imposter:
I don't think the wife would be too hip to that.





Hell, I think if I told my wife I got the chance to do that, she'd slap me if I didn't go.



My Mrs was all about going. She's the one who got me started watching that show.

They have like one to two theme parties a month. Surely they could send me an invitation.

I promise I will be good.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:05:42 AM EST
Hell yes I'd go.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:11:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Was watching The Girls Next Door last night and it just hit me. How does an average guy get an invitation to one of those parties at the Playboy mansion? I would go in a heartbeat.



My wife watches that show sometimes, we've already discussed this exact issue, if we could go we would. I love my wife.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:24:04 AM EST
Hmmmm.......bozing it up with a bunch of scantily clad jigglers......


I guess I could go, if they really wanted me to.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:24:39 AM EST
Shit yeah.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:26:25 AM EST
If I was single I would go in a fuckin' heartbeat!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:27:03 AM EST
I would go.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:31:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 6:32:07 AM EST by DK-Prof]
Honestly, I wouldn't go.


I hate the hassle of traveling, so if I must travel, the destination better be worthwhile. Hanging out with a bunch of airheaded bimbos with breast implants hardly seems like something that's worth the hassle of airports, stupid TSA employees, cabs, etc.

If I lived next door (i.e. walking distance), and was invited to some shindig at the Playboy mansion, I might head over just to see if I could snag some free food and ogle the chicks - but I can ogle chicks on the internet every day without having to get on an airplane.



Yeah - I'm a fuddy-duddy. Get off my damn lawn!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:32:44 AM EST
Oh, boy! Communicable diseases! I can't wait!

I don't think my wife would want me to go anyway.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:37:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Honestly, I wouldn't go.


I hate the hassle of traveling, so if I must travel, the destination better be worthwhile. Hanging out with a bunch of airheaded bimbos with breast implants hardly seems like something that's worth the hassle of airports, stupid TSA employees, cabs, etc.

If I lived next door (i.e. walking distance), and was invited to some shindig at the Playboy mansion, I might head over just to see if I could snag some free food and ogle the chicks - but I can ogle chicks on the internet every day without having to get on an airplane.



Yeah - I'm a fuddy-duddy. Get off my damn lawn!



I think you're full of crap.

Do you really expect me to believe that line of dribble?

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:39:16 AM EST


Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:40:37 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:43:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Honestly, I wouldn't go.


I hate the hassle of traveling, so if I must travel, the destination better be worthwhile. Hanging out with a bunch of airheaded bimbos with breast implants hardly seems like something that's worth the hassle of airports, stupid TSA employees, cabs, etc.

If I lived next door (i.e. walking distance), and was invited to some shindig at the Playboy mansion, I might head over just to see if I could snag some free food and ogle the chicks - but I can ogle chicks on the internet every day without having to get on an airplane.



Yeah - I'm a fuddy-duddy. Get off my damn lawn!




They'd love you! Go over wearing nothing but your wooden shoes. You'd be the hit of the Playboy party!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:52:11 AM EST
I WOULD ONLY GO IF IT WAS TRAMPOLINE NIGHT AT THE MANSION
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 6:52:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:03:29 AM EST
I'd never leave!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:05:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 7:08:49 AM EST by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Honestly, I wouldn't go.


I hate the hassle of traveling, so if I must travel, the destination better be worthwhile. Hanging out with a bunch of airheaded bimbos with breast implants hardly seems like something that's worth the hassle of airports, stupid TSA employees, cabs, etc.

If I lived next door (i.e. walking distance), and was invited to some shindig at the Playboy mansion, I might head over just to see if I could snag some free food and ogle the chicks - but I can ogle chicks on the internet every day without having to get on an airplane.



Yeah - I'm a fuddy-duddy. Get off my damn lawn!



I think you're full of crap.

Do you really expect me to believe that line of dribble?




I really am completely serious. I'm not trying to act like some holier than thou saint or anything. It just isn't something I'd be really interested in. I also don't want to go to the Ferarri dealership and test drive their cars.

I have never been to a strip club in my life, even though I could obviously go if I wanted to (there was one next door to my high school in Denmark, for crying out loud - and a porno theater a block away).
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:07:14 AM EST
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:08:16 AM EST
No.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:11:59 AM EST
I would go, but I don't think I would get into the
hot tub in the infamous grotto.

Can you imagine all of the love gravy floating in that water?

YUCK!

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:12:48 AM EST
I'd drop everything to go
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:14:18 AM EST
Naah, I wouldn't go.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:15:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Troy:
All kinds of things happen at the Mansion that won't make it on TV. Hef's staff has full editorial control of what footage is allowed to be used.

-Troy



Very true. I know a few folks that've been.

I'll try to find the article I read years ago, following Dave Navarro to a party at the Mansion...getting blown by 3 chicks while shooting heroine. That's some rock debauchery, right there.

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:15:48 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 7:17:05 AM EST by Alien]
I don't know. Those people seem to be disconnected from reality and live in a different world. I don't know if I could stand to be around the people personally. Sure there are good looking women, but I don't know if I could stand the type of people there. I'm sure coke heads, heroine addicts, and bimbos willing to suck your dick at the drop of a hat saturate those parties. But are those really the kind of people you want to "hang" with? How many other dicks has she sucked and how many needles has she stuck in her body?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 7:28:07 AM EST
"Beverly Hills.... That's where I want to be... !!!"


I saw a video from some band called Wheezer. They filmed it at the Mansion. The "normal people" were all dancing and having fun. The "Bunnies" all had this glossed over, dim look in their eyes, like they couldn't string five words together to form a sentence. Anyway, they were the bubble-gum-silicon-collegen-really-when-it comes-down-to-it-not-that-attractive types.


But Yes, I would go
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:14:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Honestly, I wouldn't go.


I hate the hassle of traveling, so if I must travel, the destination better be worthwhile. Hanging out with a bunch of airheaded bimbos with breast implants hardly seems like something that's worth the hassle of airports, stupid TSA employees, cabs, etc.

If I lived next door (i.e. walking distance), and was invited to some shindig at the Playboy mansion, I might head over just to see if I could snag some free food and ogle the chicks - but I can ogle chicks on the internet every day without having to get on an airplane.



Yeah - I'm a fuddy-duddy. Get off my damn lawn!



I think you're full of crap.

Do you really expect me to believe that line of dribble?




I really am completely serious. I'm not trying to act like some holier than thou saint or anything. It just isn't something I'd be really interested in. I also don't want to go to the Ferarri dealership and test drive their cars.

I have never been to a strip club in my life, even though I could obviously go if I wanted to (there was one next door to my high school in Denmark, for crying out loud - and a porno theater a block away).



I really would have thought after going to those stuffy college professor parties something like a Playboy party would just be to good to pass up.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:28:59 AM EST
A person of my status would be allowed to go, not invited. Therefore, foolish pride requires that I don't go. Seriously, I wouldn't go.

Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:43:04 AM EST
My cousin went to a party there:











Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:46:23 AM EST
Probably a lot of felons there. Can you "shoot" your gun there?
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:47:38 AM EST
I would most definitly go!
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:49:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/22/2006 9:51:28 AM EST by John_Wayne777]

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Was watching The Girls Next Door last night and it just hit me. How does an average guy get an invitation to one of those parties at the Playboy mansion? I would go in a heartbeat.



No.

Tupperware and peroxide does not excite me.

Not to mention the mere existence of Playboy stands in opposition to all I believe.

Heffner doesn't believe in the "old ideas", you see....
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 9:51:35 AM EST
Depends.
Do I have to pay for the plane ticket to go there?
Am I already in the area?
I agree with Dk-Prof on this to an extent.
If I was in the area, or my ticket was paid for, hell yes I would go.
If not, eh, I'd have to do some thinking about it.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 10:27:38 AM EST
I'm getting too old and those women are getting too young. And I'm not some wealthy famous guy, so you can bet that as soon as I walked through the door, I would be universally ignored by every woman there.
Link Posted: 3/22/2006 11:28:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By tc556guy:
I'm getting too old and those women are getting too young. And I'm not some wealthy famous guy, so you can bet that as soon as I walked through the door, I would be universally ignored by every woman there.



If I was still 20 something fit and in shape hell ya. But I'm to old and fat now.
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