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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 12/18/2003 4:55:46 PM EDT
well, what would happen if a black lesbian wearing marpat went into an abortion clinic and started waving around a postban ar15 with a flashhider and bayonet lug? would she be defending her right to kill babies or would she be commiting an act of terrorism? Homeland security or secession? What if she was a blind nazi racist who didnt know she was black?

What if she was posting pictures of womenz with nipples and see through clothing on the walls with the bayonet attached to her full auto preban AR?

How about it TBS what do you think? clocks ticking.... tick tick tick
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 4:58:57 PM EDT
Depends... Is she a Pitbull owner and does the AR have a chromed bore/chamber...?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:00:24 PM EDT
meow
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:01:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2003 5:02:05 PM EDT by lostwildcat]
Originally Posted By Noname: Depends... Is she a Pitbull owner and does the AR have a chromed bore/chamber...?
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she has two pit bulls, but they are nice and her AR has a chrome lined barrel but she only shoots wolf ammunition through it with USA mags... edited to say meow too.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:18:42 PM EDT
Why would a lesbian walk into an abortion clinic. Surely she would have known what was in the turkey baster.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:19:07 PM EDT
This tread is worthless without pictures.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:19:15 PM EDT
LMAO !!!! Bwahahahha!
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:19:36 PM EDT
Well this is a no brainer, she works for the post office [50]
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:22:12 PM EDT
Lesbian, marpat, AR15 and pit bulls...sounds like the perfect porno!
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:25:56 PM EDT
Colt or Bushy AR?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:29:25 PM EDT
Let's see, if a black lesbian wearing Marpat BDU trousers with the pockets full of DIAS and tshirt that read "Jews for Jesus" walked into an abortion clinic in Waco just as it was closing she could shout..... [b]IBTL[/b]!
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:29:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By lostwildcat: well, what would happen if a black lesbian wearing marpat went into an abortion clinic and started waving around a postban ar15 with a flashhider and [red]bayonet lug?[/red] would she be defending her right to kill babies or would she be commiting an act of terrorism? Homeland security or secession? What if she was a blind nazi racist who didnt know she was black? What if she was posting pictures of womenz with nipples and see through clothing on the walls with the bayonet attached to her full auto preban AR? How about it TBS what do you think? clocks ticking.... tick tick tick
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No bayonet?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:34:21 PM EDT
Well I am sure if she was carring a copy of the Ten Comandments that she would be promptly prosocuted.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:35:44 PM EDT
Walked in past a nativity scene...
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:53:07 PM EDT
What if someone were to rub those last two remaining brain cells together REALLY hard so s/he might come up with some intelligent "what if's"?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:53:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul: Walked in past a nativity scene...
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And told the baby jesus that "there is only one god and mohammad is his prophet"
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 5:54:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By shotar: Why would a lesbian walk into an abortion clinic. Surely she would have known what was in the turkey baster.
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[IMG]http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/hihi.gif[/IMG]
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 6:05:04 PM EDT
Does she smoke? or want to adopt a baby with her lover?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 6:12:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kacer: What if someone were to rub those last two remaining brain cells together REALLY hard so s/he might come up with some intelligent "what if's"?
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I'm sorry Kacer, have i hit a nerve over there at DU?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 6:47:08 PM EDT
My nerves are just fine, thanks. I'm just so not getting why this "what if" is all? I mean what if a pink elephant with a tee-shirt that says "phoque the GOP" pulls out a 16in barreled basic model carbine ... Nevermind. ;) Kacer
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 7:09:37 PM EDT
Is she using Wolf ammo?
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 7:42:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kacer: My nerves are just fine, thanks. I'm just so not getting why this "what if" is all? I mean what if a pink elephant with a tee-shirt that says "phoque the GOP" pulls out a 16in barreled basic model carbine ... Nevermind. ;) Kacer
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Well then its not a elephant but rather Sadam Insane.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 7:52:48 PM EDT
Get both, and, I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 8:56:15 PM EDT
I'll be the first to say..... . . . . . . . . . . . . IBTL
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 9:02:03 PM EDT
[rofl2] IBTL!
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 9:15:31 PM EDT
This thread is super silly!
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 9:21:42 PM EDT
But then Al Pacino walks in with the Galil that he used in HEAT and blows her away using ammo that has more "knock down power" and less penetration than standard ammo. Then he pulls out his 1911 and Glock and compares them to see which is better. After that he tries to decide whether he should steal a Ford, Chevy, Dodge, or imported truck and whether or not a Subaru WRX would be a better choice than any of them.
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 9:21:52 PM EDT
the full-auto AR.. does it have a DIAS or a RDIAS?? [:D]
Link Posted: 12/18/2003 9:28:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tomegunn: Well this is a no brainer, she works for the post office [50]
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[}:D]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:59:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kacer: What if someone were to rub those last two remaining brain cells together REALLY hard so s/he might come up with some intelligent "what if's"?
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Well that went over the lads head...!
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 1:45:41 AM EDT
Sounds like one of those alphabet soup FEDERAL Employees protecting us (homeland insecurity) and protecting patrons from abortion protesters. Or just another loon who failed to take her meds... ( and IBTL for good measure.)
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:13:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LotBoy: This thread is super silly!
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Shouldn't that be 'sthuper sthilly'? For those of you that don't know [b]lostwildcat[/b], I think he is serious...really. +1 ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:40:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lostwildcat: her AR has a chrome lined barrel but she only shoots wolf ammunition through it with USA mags...
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CLEARLY she's a terrorist.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:49:11 AM EDT
What kind of red dot does she have??? IBTL
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:49:45 AM EDT
i have no problem with her as long as she personally used the rifle to club the baby seal her coat was of. mike
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 5:02:43 AM EDT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally Posted By LotBoy: This thread is super silly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naw! Ya think???
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 5:45:55 AM EDT
It has been a while since I threw in an [b]ibtl[/b], so thought I would hop on this one before tc6969 or TrollHunter sees it. Does she fire the weapon? Is she trying to get a refund? What is her reason for being there? If she is there to create violence, PLEASE use a firearm that is not covered by the AWB! (that matters to me). We need more bolt gun/single shot crimes, dammit! Don't care about the marpat, don't really care about the black female, or the lesbian (so long as I don't gotta see it, and luckily, I didn't get an "image"...) I Do have VERY Strong Feelings about Nazi's and Wolf Ammo, tho. [:D] (oh, and was it an 'experimentally FA' AR?, did she fire it or just wave it around???)
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 6:30:12 AM EDT
is she a member of the nre black panther party? you know... the ARMY OF THREE
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 6:33:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By j3_: Maybe she is just looking for a date.
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She's not getting one with me!! The nasty ho just opened her preban pocketbook, pulled out a bunch of scat self portraits, and started throwing them around for everyone to see..... and IBTL [:D] [peep]
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