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Posted: 4/22/2007 6:05:09 AM EST
Maybe something like "I think your strap-on is on way to tight and its cutting off the circulation to your brain and you can't think "straight".


"strap-on"......."Google it"


What would you say?


Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:06:16 AM EST
Sorry I have to do this but it's for the good of mankind......................
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:09:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:11:37 AM EST
I would say this with a straight face...

Rosie,  Please go find a cliff somewhere...

Do it for the children...  Think of them...

Please will ya...
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:13:16 AM EST
Yup.

Be calm, site verifiable FACTS to destroy each of her bullshit "feelings".

The more calm, rational and reasoned you are, the more shrill, irrational and violent people like her become.

Taken far enough she'd end up having a aneurysm on the spot or get up and physically attack you.

We win.  She finally drops all pretenses and people can see her for the snorting pig she really is in a totally undeniable way.

Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:15:16 AM EST
RA: "Rosanne! I love your show! What was it like to work with John Goodman! That show isss soooo funny!!!"

fatbitch: "Im not Rosanne, I am Rosie, I am FAMOUS!"

RA: "Never heard of you"

fatbitch: "But I am so sensational!"

RA: "Look whoever you are, I gotta go, I was excited to meet a star not some nobody"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:18:30 AM EST
I'd ask her what she thinks of the "Pink Pistols", and if she cares what they think of her.

t
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:19:01 AM EST
I wouldn't piss on Rosie if she was on fire and it was the only way to put it out............

Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:20:10 AM EST

Quoted:
She finally drops all pretenses and people can see her for the snorting pig she really is in a totally undeniable way.


They already do...but they just can't bring themselves to pick up that remote and...



t
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:20:54 AM EST
I'd hit her across the face with a garden shovel.

THWACK!
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:21:12 AM EST
Ask her to sit on my face
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:25:51 AM EST
F-off you fat lesbian pig.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:26:47 AM EST
You don't roll around with a pig like that and come out smelling like anything but shi'ite.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:27:29 AM EST
"Wow, you are even fatter in real life"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:27:35 AM EST

Quoted:
RA: "Rosanne! I love your show! What was it like to work with John Goodman! That show isss soooo funny!!!"

fatbitch: "Im not Rosanne, I am Rosie, I am FAMOUS!"

RA: "Never heard of you"

fatbitch: "But I am so sensational!"

RA: "Look whoever you are, I gotta go, I was excited to meet a star not some nobody"



Winner.

Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:28:56 AM EST
Sad thing is Rosie gives a bad name to fat people and lesbians.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:54:55 AM EST
There is NO FUCKING WAY you could get me to go on "the view"

Too great of a chance of catching "teh gay"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:56:37 AM EST
The CoC prevents me from indulging such information.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 6:57:59 AM EST

Quoted:
Maybe something like "I think your strap-on is on way to tight and its cutting off the circulation to your brain and you can't think "straight".


"strap-on"......."Google it"


What would you say?




Wow, now there's a mental image I didn't need.  I think I'll go drink some drano now.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:02:40 AM EST

Quoted:
Sorry I have to do this but it's for the good of mankind......................


Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:02:44 AM EST
Hey rosie, shut'yer cock-holster rug muncher.  All your girlfriend are belong to Donald Trump.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:06:49 AM EST

Quoted:
There is NO ****ING WAY you could get me to go on "the view"

Too great of a chance of catching "teh gay"


<Dr. Phil ON/> "When did you discover that you have a problem with lesbians?"



t
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:10:30 AM EST
"HOW YOU LIKE THIS BITCH!??! HOW YOU LIKE THIS YOU FAT DYKE WHORE!?!?!?!?!?!?"

as I was kicking her in the face and gut.  

I'm probably not our best representative.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:12:14 AM EST
Ching chong,Ching chong,Ching chong,Ching chong
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:18:59 AM EST
You would never be able to get a word in with that loudmouth
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:21:54 AM EST
I would probably completely ignore Rosie and spend all my time flirting with the blonde chick..
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:22:45 AM EST
Jeff Goldblum said it best in Death Wish
"Cunts! I KILL RICH CUNTS!
Goddamn rich cunt!"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:28:02 AM EST
"Are you out of your fucking mind?"
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:33:43 AM EST
You'd have to be pretty bad-assed to get a word in over that shrilling, yelling, loud mouthed cow.  Her idea of a debate is for her to talk louder and louder until she blots out everything else.  Her ass can block the sun, and her big mouth can block all sound.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:36:06 AM EST

Quoted:

Quoted:
RA: "Rosanne! I love your show! What was it like to work with John Goodman! That show isss soooo funny!!!"

fatbitch: "Im not Rosanne, I am Rosie, I am FAMOUS!"

RA: "Never heard of you"

fatbitch: "But I am so sensational!"

RA: "Look whoever you are, I gotta go, I was excited to meet a star not some nobody"



Winner.




The trick would be to seem as sincere as possible when you first meet her, very enthusiatic and all, then when you find out she is not Rosanne look REALLY bumed and just like hang your head and leave.
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:40:13 AM EST

Quoted:
You'd have to be pretty bad-assed to get a word in over that shrilling, yelling, loud mouthed cow.  Her idea of a debate is for her to talk louder and louder until she blots out everything else.  Her ass can block the sun, and her big mouth can block all sound.


Sort of like a Black Hole...where all matter and thoughts of common sense just disappears huh?



t
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:43:53 AM EST
I'd probably wait until she opened her fat mouth and then empty a can of fox OC into it and then tase her, all the while screaming about a cajun pig roast....But I'm probably not the best rep either...
Link Posted: 4/22/2007 7:47:53 AM EST

Quoted:
I would probably completely ignore Rosie and spend all my time flirting with the blonde chick..


EXACTLY- Elizabeth Hasslebeck


I would get Rosie O'Fat in a muay thai clinch,
and cave her face in with my knee
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