If You Could Have Your Own Harem Consisting of 6 Members of the Opposite Sex...?

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Posted: 6/20/2011 5:40:45 PM EDT

Who would you choose? Celebrities, Professional Athletes, TV News Anchors/Reporters, they're all fair game. The only condition is that they are names most of us would recognize. Not somebody from your Algebra II class that you still fantasize about. Oh wait, one more condition...they also have to be currently living (uness you are willing to engage in necropholia).

ETA: Disclaimer- I asked for 6 "Members of the Opposite Sex" so as to invite Arfcom's female members into this discussion. My intent was not to discriminate against Arfcom's Gay, Lesbian and Transgendered members.

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:45:55 PM EDT

[#1]

1. Milla Jovovich

2. Milla Jovovich

3. Milla Jovovich

4. Milla Jovovich

5. Milla Jovovich

6. Milla Jovovich

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:51:18 PM EDT

[#2]

Erin Andrews
Jessica Alba
Selma Hayek
Eva Mendez
Sarah Palin
Kendra Baskett

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:52:40 PM EDT

[#3]

I just need Emma Watson and Nancy Grace.
Emma would get the gentle treatment.

Nancy Grace best put the lotion on its skin.

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:55:09 PM EDT

[#4]

Milla Jovovich.

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:56:19 PM EDT

[#5]

Beyonce Knowles
Adrianna Lima
Kim Kardashian
Gianna Michaels
Denise Milani
Rihanna

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Posted: 6/20/2011 5:56:37 PM EDT

[#6]

Grace Park
Olivia Wilde
Stoya
Avril Lavigne
Olga Kurylenko
Jamie Chung

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:57:43 PM EDT

[#7]

BigEasySnow is the only twisted little minx I need.

Posted: 6/20/2011 5:59:43 PM EDT

[#8]

My wife. And then cloned five times sans vocal chords.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:00:45 PM EDT

[#9]

Joy Behar
Rosie ODonut
Oprah
Gloria Allred
Katie Couric
A rabid Badger

Throw em all in a pit of mucilage and catch the first bus out of town.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:00:57 PM EDT

[#10]

I can barely handle keeping my shit together with one woman. Why in the fuck anyone would want to put up with six is beyond me.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:01:16 PM EDT

[#11]

1. milla jovovich
2. kate beckinsale
3. rachel mcadams
4. megan fox
5. halle berry
6.A donna smith 8th grade homeroom teacher un-aged and if you wont give me this one option B
6.B robin meade

just a quick list off the top of my head,not like I spend alot of time thinking about this or anything

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:03:12 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Joy Behar
Rosie ODonut
Oprah
Gloria Allred
Katie Couric
A rabid Badger

Throw em all in a pit of mucilage and catch the first bus out of town.

damn Merrell good thinking! you could sell tickets to that although i think theres a fair chance rosie would eat the badger

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:03:41 PM EDT

[#13]

I would go to wild springbreak fest and choose 6 of the hottest sluts that walk up and down the beach !

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:05:29 PM EDT

[#14]

My wife. Really. And I only need one of her.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:05:46 PM EDT

[#15]

My wife.
Jessica Biel.
Tyra Banks.

Then I'd die of a heart attack.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:06:13 PM EDT

[#16]

Use of a time machine is okay so I can get currently older women when they were younger?

If so, then...

Nicole Kidman when she was younger (cute bitchy redhead

).

Katie White as she is now (my current favorite blonde).

Pat Benatar when she was younger (sassy brunette

).

Susanna Hoffs when she was younger (another hot brunette).

Christina Applegate (before the poor thing suffered breast cancer

).

Annette Bening when she was younger (

).

Th...th...th...that's all, folks!

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:06:39 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
My wife. Really. And I only need one of her.

What's her SN?

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:07:18 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Beyonce Knowles

Adrianna Lima

Kim Kardashian

Gianna Michaels

Denise Milani

Rihanna

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I approve.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:08:15 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

My wife. Really. And I only need one of her.

What's her SN?

If I could get her on arfcom, I'd likely need to clone her at that point.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:11:14 PM EDT

[#20]

(Not in any particular order)
Jewel
Nicole Kidman
Allyson Hannigan
Amy Adams
Judy Greer
ChristinaHendricks

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:12:05 PM EDT

[#21]

Kim kardashian
Jessica Alba
Fiona Apple
Mila Kunis
The hot chick from Lost
The Thai fiance from Hangover 2

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Posted: 6/20/2011 6:14:00 PM EDT

[#22]

I'm sure I can think of enough names for several sets of harems. However, I will only dip into the TV News Anchor/Reporter pool for now. My choices are as follows:

1.) Shannon Bream
2.) Brooke Baldwin
3.) Erica Hill
4.) Shibani Joshi
5.) Norah O'Donnell
6.) Jenna Lee

I'm sure they will all be thrilled to know they have been chosen.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:14:51 PM EDT

[#23]

Molly Sims
Sasha Grey
Milla Jovavich
Eliza Dushku
Keira Knightley
Anne Hathaway

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:15:44 PM EDT

[#24]

All of these are good, but any list if epic fail if you do not add Giada de Laurentiis....sex her then have her cook for you.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:15:52 PM EDT

[#25]

One woman causes enough problems. I don't need or want 6.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:16:14 PM EDT

[#26]

6 legal Japanese teens.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:17:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

One woman causes enough problems. I don't need or want 6.

Ditto.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:17:47 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

All of these are good, but any list if epic fail if you do not add Giada de Laurentiis....sex her then have her cook for you.

Her head counts as two choices.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:18:14 PM EDT

[#29]

A harem like "Don't tell me about your day! Service me, woman!"? Or one where they're allowed to have opinions 'n' stuff? Because that makes a big difference.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:18:39 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
I'm sure I can think of enough names for several sets of harems. However, I will only dip into the TV News Anchor/Reporter pool for now. My choices are as follows:

1.) Shannon Bream
2.) Brooke Baldwin
3.) Erica Hill
4.) Shibani Joshi
5.) Norah O'Donnell
6.) Jenna Lee

I'm sure they will all be thrilled to know they have been chosen.

That's a list I could get behind

Added bonus they will only say what you put on the teleprompter, and I don't have any teleprompters.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:19:08 PM EDT

[#31]

None of the chicks that I would pick are celebrities and I'm 98% sure that they would all acquiesce to a polygamous shindig on first asking.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:22:52 PM EDT

[#32]

Penelope Cruz,Salma Hayek,,Michelle Pfieffer,Halley Berry,Martina McBride,Kimberly Guillfoil

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:22:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
All of these are good, but any list if epic fail if you do not add Giada de Laurentiis....sex her then have her cook for you.

Her head counts as two choices.

She's that good at it huh?

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:23:11 PM EDT

[#34]

Meh.

Sooner or later they'll hit the "P" time in synch.

They'd probably hold me down, take my pants off and post it on youtube.

I'll pass.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:23:31 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
1. Milla Jovovich
2. Milla Jovovich
3. Milla Jovovich
4. Milla Jovovich
5. Milla Jovovich
6. Milla Jovovich

http://th87.photobucket.com/albums/k149/evanjacobs_2006/th_IMG_9440.jpg

This, but after two or three times I may want another celeb. Problem is there are too many that I can think of...hmmmm decessions decessions......

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:23:39 PM EDT

[#36]

1. Eva Longoria

2. Ines Sainz

3. Salma Hayek

4. Shakyra

5. Beyoce Knowles

6. Anna Kournikova

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:25:50 PM EDT

[#37]

Seychelle Gabriel (if she's legal)
Amy Smart
MiIla Jojovich
Angelina Jolie
Gina Gershon Kate Beckinsale
MIra Sorvino (before she plumped up)

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:26:00 PM EDT

[#38]

Milla Jovovich

Summer Glau

Hannah Minx (Minxy)

Hot Asian #1

Hot Asian #2

Boxxy

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:26:23 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Kim kardashian
Jessica Alba
Fiona Apple
Mila Kunis
The hot chick from Lost
The Thai fiance from Hangover 2

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That's Jamie Chung.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:28:32 PM EDT

[#40]

Young Jennifer Aniston
Jessica Alba
Marcela Valladolid (I like Mexican food better than Italian, sorry Giada)
Young Meg Ryan
Scarlett Johansson
Christina Hendricks (so there's at least one I won't break)

ETA - If no younger versions are allowed, substitute in Emma Watson and some other young'un ... Selena Gomez or a Page 3 model or something. Shit, can't forget Morena Baccarin. I'll hire a chef, toss Marcela and give me Inara

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:29:24 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:

All of these are good, but any list if epic fail if you do not add Giada de Laurentiis....sex her then have her cook for you.

Her head counts as two choices.

She's that good at it huh?

Well played.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:29:46 PM EDT

[#42]

Alessandra Ambrosio
Stacey Kiebler
Kate Beckinsale
Kristen Bell
Sienna Miller
Evangeline Lilly

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:30:56 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
A harem like "Don't tell me about your day! Service me, woman!"? Or one where they're allowed to have opinions 'n' stuff? Because that makes a big difference.

Since when do harem women get to have opinions, Mr. Buzz Killington?

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:31:44 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

BigEasySnow is the only twisted little minx I need.

And you would be in her harem. Or at least switch once in a while.

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:32:29 PM EDT

[#45]

1. That "Carmine" chick from the George Lopez show

2. "Freckles" from Lost.

3. Taylor Swift (..meh, she could sing me to sleep)

4. That chick from the Taco Time comercials

5. Kate Middleton's younger sister

6. That chick that played "Candi" on Two And A Half Men.
Obviously I am lacking in my pop culture skills ....

Posted: 6/20/2011 6:32:49 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Milla Jovovich

Summer Glau

Hannah Minx (Minxy)

Hot Asian #1

Hot Asian #2

Boxxy

After reading this, I went see that Minxy chick's newest video. HOLY CRAP! She's lost a ton of weight, yet her boobs are still gigantic!!!

edit: I've decided against embedding this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKztH6bkK_Q