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Posted: 8/27/2004 8:39:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 8:44:13 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:40:14 AM EDT
I'm sick of the word "ACTUALLY"
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:41:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
For now I have to jump into my hooptie and deuce it over to Mickey Ds (I'm Lovin' It) to get my food thing on and jet back to the hizzo to eat my frizzos.

ah be allup in da g yo wizza boo shorty yo ma nigs
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:42:12 AM EDT
I wish all toilet paper was SQUEEZABLY SOFT
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:43:02 AM EDT
I wish the food you buy looked (and tasted like it looks) in the pictures
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:43:28 AM EDT
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I wish Rap and Pop music would "just go away"
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:47:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:48:40 AM EDT
How about "Fire-Brand Cleric" or "Radical Cleric".
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:48:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:50:16 AM EDT
Never hear "John Kerry" again
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:51:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:54:36 AM EDT
the word 'amazing' as used to describe how good someone is percieved to be .

also, listening to younger people talk,making every sentance or comment sound like a question.

"my gas tank's almost empty ? So, I have to stop by the gas station ? And so I'll be by your house after that ?

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:55:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:55:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By mac130:
Never hear "John Kerry" again

That isn't a minor thing.

It would be if I was in charge
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:56:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 8:56:36 AM EDT by 455SD]
I totally agree with doing away with the pop style ghetto speak. What annoys me most is when I catch myself using it with out realizing. Dawg.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:58:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By Miss_Magnum:

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:

ah be allup in da g yo wizza boo shorty yo ma nigs

Who's got the decoder ring??

Excuse me stewardess I speak Jive...

Hewy be saying he's gonna be grabbin his peeps yo and gonna be over at the crib wit his beggin billy hands out fer free grub an such with his broke dick freinds.

Thank you.



awwwww yeah bizzatch
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:01:23 AM EDT
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[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 10:42:44 AM EDT by Waldo]

I don't sweat the little things.

But I would like my bosses hair to catch fire every time he opens his mouth
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:08:10 AM EDT
I would like people to stop using the word 'hero' to describe people that are not heros. As an example the use of the term "sports hero". What is so frickin heroic about throwing a ball well? People that put their ass on the line like cops firefighters and infantry troops are elegible for the term hero if they do something heroic.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:20:57 AM EDT
I would make it so that pimpin IS easy.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:21:42 AM EDT
Well, what I'd change is either:

I would have a million dollars in my bank account (very minor if you consider the amount of money spent nationally every year, or even every day).


I would be in excellent physical shape.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 12:26:38 PM EDT
u prolly a looser...
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 12:31:14 PM EDT
I wish we could zap trolls with just a keystroke
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 12:32:04 PM EDT

If the words "separation of church and state" were never mentioned ever again, the country would be a much better place.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 12:32:53 PM EDT
The following words would be used as their definitions defined them to be used, in a dictionary published circa 1950:


The following word would no longer be used:

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 12:34:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
Excuse me stewardess I speak Jive...

Hewy be saying he's gonna be grabbin his peeps yo and gonna be over at the crib wit his beggin billy hands out fer free grub an such with his broke dick freinds.

Cut me some slack, Jack!
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 12:35:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:27:47 PM EDT
Well the Bible and the Koran both say that(Christ will appear on mount Olive) (Alah will appear on the rock) same exact place!

But it doesn't say how it will happen(maybe JADAM)!

So maybe we are heading for a destiny that cannot be changed!!!

Get next to those that you love,hug your children enbrace your wife for no one really knows how long we have!!

Be secure in your life and true to all you meet,and as Leon Russell once said,never treat a brother like a passing stranger,Cause he might be the Prince of Peace returning!!!

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:31:33 PM EDT
No driver's license renewal without a driving test.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:34:59 PM EDT
Make my state legislature meet for two weeks every other year instead of full-time.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 3:43:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:45:44 PM EDT
Just a couple come to mind.........

Start making ads for perscription drugs illegal again(anywhere) and regulate the perscription drug pricing.
While we 're at it double the cost of TV advertising(that way they would all be superbowl caliber funny) and make the aditional money be put into public schooling.
Restrict political ads to run between infomercials,and force all candidates to debate on live TV twice a month in prime-time for one hour.Each debate being restricted to ONE certain topic.
Increase millitary,law enforcement,and teachers pay 15% accross the board.
Restrict/cap law suit settlements/awards,liability and malpractice awards.
Perfect the use of lie detectors and use them in all court cases ,legal proceedings,and make them free for the general public to use as they need in minor disputes.Hell......rent em at blockbuster!
Allow non-custodial parents to write off theyre kids as dependants,if they pay child support.
Eliminate race as a factor in ANYTHING pro or con. That damn dog just dont hunt no-more!!
Close the US borders to all imigrants for ten years,and then open ONLY on a very restricted level.Require all who live here to be fluent in the english language,and uphold a productive lifestyle or DEPORT THEYRE ASSES !!!!
Stop funding a comunist regime by spending so much damn US money in china.Force the US industries to return to the US in manufacturing and technology,and FLAT OUT ELIMINATE US outsourcing of jobs to india,packistan,etc,etc.
Make it a severe crime to reproduce before your mentaly,physicaly and financialy fit to become a parent(ie.propper schooling,responsibile parenting classes,a decent job,no chemical dependancy,and over 18!)and seriously work to better the lives of those who break the law!
Return to a gold standard,and eliminate the privately run 'Fed Reserve System'.
Lay down the law........world wide.........undisputedly so...........about Islam and other Christian hating,killing religions,and show without a doubt that the US will not tolerate the terrorist based govts and countries by flatening.........COMPLETELY......the next country that wants to play these games with us.
Make it more attractive to young men and women to serve in the millitary for three years.Even more so for ten or a career!
Make it manditory that you understand and can use basic firearms,teach marksmanship in JR High school,make it legal to CCW at age 18,no licencing, by non-felons(and certain felons).
Bring back scouting again!
Close all large businesses(maybye higher sales taxes) and stop non esential work on Sunday.
Eliminate this cancer of gay acceptance,gay lifestyle,gay marrige,and gay parenting.
Help make people become more responsible,truthfull,family oriented,god fearing,politically and eviromentally aware,and patriotic!!

OK.............Ill stop now.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 4:49:53 PM EDT
The use of the word neo-con. I hate being called one.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:02:21 PM EDT
I would change the wording of the 2nd Amendment just a little.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 5:03:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 5:06:08 PM EDT by Vulcan94]
Darn slow Dialup connection! Sorry for the double post.

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:57:00 PM EDT
I’d do something really simple and remove this one law off the books; 18 USC 922(o).

11 letters and numbers, two spaces. You can't get much simpler than that.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:57:41 PM EDT
My hellaciously awful eyesight.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:04:21 PM EDT
Uhhh... I'd get rid of the CT AWB

- BUCC_Guy
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:05:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/27/2004 9:06:45 PM EDT by Rem700PSS]
A new form of ID that doesn't require your Social Security Number or Credit Card Number. (except your driver's liceance) For places that need two forms of ID and other types of ID checks.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:31:42 PM EDT
I'd make it so christopher llyod pronounced "1.21 Gigawatts" correctly.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:34:25 PM EDT
eliminate the "word" and whoever came up with "aight"
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