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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/13/2005 9:58:10 AM EDT
Would he have even told anyone we had a hurricane yet?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:00:50 AM EDT
He’d be too drunk to notice.

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:02:35 AM EDT
Maybe after the Chivas and coke wore off.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:03:07 AM EDT

If Ted Kennedy Were President...

i'd be learning espanol!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:05:10 AM EDT

If Ted Kennedy Were President...


I might actually consider moving to France.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:05:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 10:05:48 AM EDT by 52brandon]
He'd be too busy trying to escape a car that he drove off a bridge drunk with a girl passed out in the back seat while it was sinking. And the democrats expected America to vote for someone that Massa2shits put into office with him for president


disclaimer: before the flaming, I have nothing against Massachusetts as a state, but both of your senators suck balls and I feel sorry for you.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:09:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 52brandon:
He'd be too busy trying to escape a car that he drove off a bridge drunk with a girl passed out in the back seat while it was sinking. And the democrats expected America to vote for someone that Massa2shits put into office with him for president


disclaimer: before the flaming, I have nothing against Massachusetts as a state, but both of your senators suck balls and I feel sorry for you.


doesn't one of their congressmen suck balls literally???
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:11:35 AM EDT
I think that alcohol would be much cheaper. He would probably try to crack down on the sin taxes that the states have imposed on it.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:11:54 AM EDT
... there'd be a whole lot more stained blue dresses in the White House, lots of young girls turning-up dead, and a 24/7 wet bar in the Oval Office (with topless bar maids). The place would be Coyote Ugly...
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:11:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:
doesn't one of their congressmen suck balls literally???


Yep..... Barney Frank
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:13:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hardcorps1775:

doesn't one of their congressmen suck balls literally???



Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:15:09 AM EDT
I might actually consider.............. neverminde that wouldn't be leagal.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:20:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:21:56 AM EDT
He probably put the famous Looter up at his house in exchange for those tasty little Heinies.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:23:11 AM EDT
All bridges in the US would come with Safety Nets underneath. Women would be required to wear life vest when dating.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:23:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
tinypic.com/do49ol.jpg

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:29:46 AM EDT
Someone photoshop this
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:32:14 AM EDT
Found a pretty accurate pic of Kennedy in the present
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:33:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
Found a pretty accurate pic of Kennedy in the present
www.bilgebucket.com/080104/images/kennedychart.jpg

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:37:30 AM EDT
He'd be wondering why everyone was so pissed off about a hurricane. "Hey, isn't that one of those tasty island drinks they make down there in New Orleans?"
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:39:26 AM EDT
We would have alot of dead interns!
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:44:05 AM EDT
If Ted Kennedy were president, you know there would be more Lee Harvey Oswald offspring to continue family tradition.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:46:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By w4klr:
If Ted Kennedy were president, you know there would be more Lee Harvey Oswald offspring to continue family tradition.



Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:59:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 10:59:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gmtmaster:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/gmtmaster/NYHETER-19s12kennedy.jpg


any relation?


Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:11:42 AM EDT


any relation?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:19:41 AM EDT
Kennedy would raise the sin taxes. Then lecture the sheep on the evils of alcohol. While drunk, of course.

That is the Liberal M.O.

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 11:24:37 AM EDT

If Ted Kennedy Were President...



Could we simply avoid even considering the possibility, please?
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 12:56:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
tinypic.com/do49ol.jpg



I love seeing my photoshops show up
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 1:03:55 PM EDT
Staffer: Mr. Kennedy there is a big hurricane coming to the south east.

Kennedy: I want to be there early before someone drinks it all up.

Link Posted: 9/13/2005 1:06:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/13/2005 1:08:05 PM EDT by WildBoar]

Originally Posted By Skammy:

Originally Posted By WildBoar:
tinypic.com/do49ol.jpg



I love seeing my photoshops show up



I was wondering who did it. I saved it back during the election.

I am glad you spoke up, I always wanted to say good job to the creator. It was a Desktop Wallpaper at work for a while. The comments were priceless.

Think you can do something with that other Kennedy pic I posted? It looks like he is about to drink something, or eat something, or put something in his mouth. I thought it wold be good for a photoshop.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 1:08:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
He’d be too drunk to notice.




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