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Posted: 4/19/2008 7:24:28 PM EDT
Was watching Stand by Me the other day and it got me wondering.
Would River Phoenix be a big star if he didn't die or would he be on Celebrity Fit Club?
And how popular would his brother be, would it have changed anything?
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:25:13 PM EDT
He would be just like Brittney.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:25:22 PM EDT
No and No
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:26:31 PM EDT
There would not be enough cocaine in all of South America to keep him supplied.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:27:26 PM EDT
He would have left the country after GWB stole the election.  Hanging out with the Baldwins....
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:28:35 PM EDT
My ex wife was in love with him he died the day we got married
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:33:48 PM EDT


He probably would have paralleled Keanu Reeves' career --- occasional big films with lots of duds in between.
Link Posted: 4/19/2008 7:50:04 PM EDT
My guess is that if he were alive today, he would be clawing at the inside of his casket screaming "let me out!".
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 6:02:01 AM EDT
Fucked up nutbag that he is, Joaquin is a better actor than River ever was.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 6:05:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RickTinsley:
My guess is that if he were alive today, he would be clawing at the inside of his casket screaming "let me out!".


Good Gawd Ahmighty! That is the funniest thing that I have seen posted on this site in years!
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 6:46:16 AM EDT
if he was alive today, he'd OD tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:07:13 PM EDT
Who cares?

He was an overpaid actor who couldn't handle his fame and fortune and drowned them in booze and drugs until he ODed and died.

Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:09:53 PM EDT
Guess I don't spend much time thinking of River Phoenix.  However, when I do, I think of a life wasted.





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Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:13:53 PM EDT
I still wouldn't care.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:14:49 PM EDT
Celebrities are modern day court jesters. They have no useful skills so they pretend to be things they aren't for money.
Nothing more than fools.
I couldn't care less about them or their pathetic lives.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:19:21 PM EDT
CSI  San Francisco
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:20:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2008 1:04:27 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
He was good in Sneakers and Stand By Me.  I really liked Little Nikita when I was young, but I don't know how I'd like it now.  Probably a little too cheesy.

He had a lot of good roles for someone so young.  He was on his way to becoming a big star, I think.  Too bad he fell into drugs.  What a waste.  
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:23:33 PM EDT
I dont spend a lot of time wondering about dead celebrities
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:25:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
I dont spend a lot of time wondering about dead celebrities


+1 who gives a flying fuck (even for the live ones)
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:31:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RickTinsley:
My guess is that if he were alive today, he would be clawing at the inside of his casket screaming "let me out!".

Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:35:02 PM EDT
who?
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:39:25 PM EDT
If he could have stayed away from the arm poision, I'd bet he'd be in Leo's place in the food chain, doing it much better.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:43:02 PM EDT
I think he'd be morbidly obese like what happened to Brando.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 12:47:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RickTinsley:
My guess is that if he were alive today, he would be clawing at the inside of his casket screaming "let me out!".



Yup, that's a good one
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 1:03:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2008 1:07:40 PM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]

Originally Posted By abnormal:
who?


www.imdb.com/name/nm0000203/

Never seen Stand By Me?  If not, you're in for a treat.  Great flick.



Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Jerry O'Connell, Corey Feldman
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 1:08:25 PM EDT
Joaquin is ten times the actor River ever would have been.
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 1:10:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/20/2008 1:11:09 PM EDT by GhostRing]

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Joaquin Leaf is ten times the actor River ever would have been.




Link Posted: 4/20/2008 1:11:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Joaquin Leaf is ten times the actor River ever would have been.


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Max needs thermal curtain failure!!!!  
Link Posted: 4/20/2008 1:21:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GhostRing:

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Joaquin Leaf is ten times the actor River ever would have been.


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Hahaha you bastard, I came in here to post that.. I wore out a copy of that damn movie on VHS
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