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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 2/13/2006 7:54:01 AM EDT
Thinking about this reminds me of the time somebody asked me if God could create a rock he could not lift.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:54:49 AM EDT
The gay cowboys would win.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:56:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:56:49 AM EDT
That's the question that like defies the laws of physics...
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:57:40 AM EDT
They both win; rather than fight one another they would join forces to kick the ass of evil and skullfuck it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 7:58:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Thinking about this reminds me of the time somebody asked me if God could create a rock he could not lift.



yea or if Jesus could microwave a borrito so hot that even he could not eat it <- got a thread locked with that one a while ago
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:05:46 AM EDT
It would be a draw, same with Bauer vs Norris.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 8:53:29 AM EDT
John Wayne would show up and whoop both there asses.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:12:42 AM EDT
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick R. Lee Eemey into fucking orbit around Pluto. Maybe farther depending on what time of day it is.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:14:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Derek45:
John Wayne would show up and whoop both there asses.



Or at least play the part in a movie.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:15:04 AM EDT
They would end up making wild passionate love.


Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:16:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
They would end up making wild passionate love.





I did not see that one coming.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:27:33 AM EDT
R. Lee Ermy would smoke Norris to death on his Total Gym-one more for the Corps!
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:31:51 AM EDT
It would be Ermey with a TKO 3 minutes into it. John Basedow could take both of them though,
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:32:32 AM EDT
The Gunny would fight dirty, and he'd also bring a minigun to the fight.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:33:23 AM EDT
And you criticize me for the 87 topic?

This has gotten much STALER!
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:34:00 AM EDT
A black hole spewing anti-matter would destroy the world as we know it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:34:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By GunLvrPHD:
The Gunny would fight dirty, and he'd also bring a minigun to the fight.



+1 for Gunney bringing a minigun
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:35:43 AM EDT
IBTL

Link Posted: 2/13/2006 9:41:37 AM EDT
Gunny would try to kiss Chuck, causing Chuck to roundhouse kick Gunny into next January.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:01:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 7:57:07 PM EDT by R6551GNR]
Aaaaaahhh, finaly a supposition having a worthy opponent for the almighty, Chuck Norris.

The theological ramifications of this question are difficult.

I will go into the hills for 47 years and consider them.

When I come down, you will have your answer.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:02:56 PM EDT
Jack Bauer could take them both. While asleep. In a different country.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:04:30 PM EDT
Chuck would go home squealing like a little girl.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:04:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
Jack Bauer could take them both. While asleep. In a different country.



LOL exactly.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:05:29 PM EDT
Neither.

If they were to come in contact with one another, they would reach critical mass and cause an uncontrollable chain reaction, thus destroying the entire universe.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:06:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 6:06:54 PM EDT by SoCalJBT]
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Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:06:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 6:06:41 PM EDT by moparman71]
Gunny would whip Chuckie like a VC watermelon.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:06:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/13/2006 6:10:25 PM EDT by FMJshooter]
Ermey would put 2 in the head 1 in the chest from 300+ meters. Fight over before it starts.


ETA Ermey would also take out jack bauer with a well placed bouncing betty. Ermey will drink a beer and clean his rifle while he bleeds out.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:07:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By terdferguson:
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick R. Lee Eemey into fucking orbit around Pluto. Maybe farther depending on what time of day it is.



+eleventy billion. Ermey is entertaining , but thats about it, lots of barking but no bite. Norris is cool, calm and quiet and can roundhouse people to death when they least expect it..
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:11:41 PM EDT




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....over in less than 1 minute.

HH
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:21:25 PM EDT
R Lee got smoked by some whack job with an M14. How do you think he'd do against a totally killing machine like Chuck?

I'd give it 2 seconds. Thats because Chuck believes in a fair fight.
Link Posted: 2/13/2006 6:28:30 PM EDT
Chuck would stomp that fuckin blowhard pouges ass. R Lee would be cadence calling out of his asshole when the Chuck got through using his loudmouth for a speed bag.
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