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Posted: 9/2/2004 5:01:05 PM EST
Would he be a Republican or a Democrat... or something else?

No poll needed, just your opinion.

Personally, I think he would say, "Render unto Caesar... etc."

What do you say and why?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:02:31 PM EST
He would trash this place to teach us a lesson. We sure have fucked up this world. If Jeebus comes home were all grounded
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:03:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 5:03:27 PM EST by Cincinnatus]
He'd be a guy who everyone thought was crazy.

Even the most devout "believers" wouldn't believe him.

He'd only be able to convince those who had never believed in Him before.

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:03:24 PM EST
He is teaching us that lesson right now, beginning with Florida.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:03:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
He would trash this place to teach us a lesson. We sure have fucked up this world. If Jeebus comes home were all grounded





Amen from the back pew.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:03:48 PM EST
He'd be more pissed off than Zell Miller.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:04:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 5:09:32 PM EST by arowneragain]

Originally Posted By jimb100:
Would he be a Republican or a Democrat... or something else?

No poll needed, just your opinion.

Personally, I think he would say, "Render unto Caesar... etc."

What do you say and why?



I firmly believe that, by His standards, BOTH parties are so terribly wrong that we can't even begin to compare to His will.

I TRY to keep that in mind while bashing democrats, though I'm not very good at it.

And to actually answer the question, When (not if) He comes back, political parties will cease to matter.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:05:46 PM EST
He'd probably start to gain popularity as a prominent housing contractor....

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:07:52 PM EST
He would be clearing a few temples ...
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:08:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 5:09:23 PM EST by kindstranger]
We would only hear about Him on little news snippets on local tv about a bunch of homeless, alcoholic drug abusers and prostitutes and pimps and gangbangers who have found God through a poor mysterious street minister. I don't think his political convictions would ever be noted.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:10:27 PM EST
If Jesus cam to America today, he would have the nicest gun collection in the modern world!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:13:56 PM EST
He'd vote Republican without a doubt. The dems are filled with homos, pagans, lazy-asses, adulterers, liars, pervs, commnists, and atheists. All of which are on God's shit list.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:15:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 5:16:11 PM EST by Jeeper21]
This thread is proof of two things: There are not as many Christian Gun owners on this board as the stereotype goes OR they just never read the New Testament before and know little of the teachings of Jesus.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:15:45 PM EST
I Jesus came to America today...........

...... we wouldn't have to worry about the AWB or the election!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:16:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:
This thread is proof of two things: There are not as many Christian Gun owners on this board as the stereotype goes OR they just never read the New Testament before and know little of the teachings of Jesus.



meaning what...?
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:17:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By painrx:
He'd vote Republican without a doubt. The dems are filled with homos, pagans, lazy-asses, adulterers, liars, pervs, commnists, and atheists. All of which are on God's shit list.



He might say to you "You trifle much over the affairs of the world which matters not"
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:18:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:
This thread is proof of two things: There are not as many Christian Gun owners on this board as the stereotype goes OR they just never read the New Testament before and know little of the teachings of Jesus.



meaning what...?



Meaning that the New Testament tells what will go on when Jesus returns.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:19:08 PM EST
He would ask his dad to destroy this world and start over.
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:19:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By painrx:
He'd vote Republican without a doubt. The dems are filled with homos, pagans, lazy-asses, adulterers, liars, pervs, commnists, and atheists. All of which are on God's shit list.



He might say to you "You trifle much over the affairs of the world which matters not"





YAWN!

Link Posted: 9/2/2004 5:22:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/2/2004 5:22:15 PM EST by Jeeper21]

Originally Posted By painrx:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By painrx:
He'd vote Republican without a doubt. The dems are filled with homos, pagans, lazy-asses, adulterers, liars, pervs, commnists, and atheists. All of which are on God's shit list.



He might say to you "You trifle much over the affairs of the world which matters not"





YAWN!




I take back my original reply.

What I mean to say now is:
If you want a God with that kinda shitlist, Allah awaits you!
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:30:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:
This thread is proof of two things: There are not as many Christian Gun owners on this board as the stereotype goes OR they just never read the New Testament before and know little of the teachings of Jesus.



meaning what...?



Meaning that the New Testament tells what will go on when Jesus returns.



Yes, I think I hinted at that in my earlier response........
Link Posted: 9/2/2004 6:33:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By Jeeper21:
This thread is proof of two things: There are not as many Christian Gun owners on this board as the stereotype goes OR they just never read the New Testament before and know little of the teachings of Jesus.



meaning what...?



Meaning that the New Testament tells what will go on when Jesus returns.



Yes, I think I hinted at that in my earlier response........



I think it was too subtle.
j/k, sorry, I missed that.
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