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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:02:31 PM EDT
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He would trash this place to teach us a lesson. We sure have fucked up this world. If Jeebus comes home were all grounded
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:03:17 PM EDT
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He'd be a guy who everyone thought was crazy.
Even the most devout "believers" wouldn't believe him. He'd only be able to convince those who had never believed in Him before. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:03:24 PM EDT
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He is teaching us that lesson right now, beginning with Florida.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:03:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Amen from the back pew.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:03:48 PM EDT
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He'd be more pissed off than Zell Miller.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:04:22 PM EDT
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I firmly believe that, by His standards, BOTH parties are so terribly wrong that we can't even begin to compare to His will. I TRY to keep that in mind while bashing democrats, though I'm not very good at it.  And to actually answer the question, When (not if) He comes back, political parties will cease to matter. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:05:46 PM EDT
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He'd probably start to gain popularity as a prominent housing contractor....
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:07:52 PM EDT
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He would be clearing a few temples ...
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:08:12 PM EDT
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We would only hear about Him on little news snippets on local tv about a bunch of homeless, alcoholic drug abusers and prostitutes and pimps and gangbangers who have found God through a poor mysterious street minister. I don't think his political convictions would ever be noted.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:10:27 PM EDT
[#10]
If Jesus cam to America today, he would have the nicest gun collection in the modern world!
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:13:56 PM EDT
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He'd vote Republican without a doubt. The dems are filled with homos, pagans, lazy-asses, adulterers, liars, pervs, commnists, and atheists. All of which are on God's shit list.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:15:09 PM EDT
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This thread is proof of two things: There are not as many Christian Gun owners on this board as the stereotype goes OR they just never read the New Testament before and know little of the teachings of Jesus.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:15:45 PM EDT
[#13]
I Jesus came to America today...........
...... we wouldn't have to worry about the AWB or the election! 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:16:25 PM EDT
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meaning what...? |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:17:54 PM EDT
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He might say to you "You trifle much over the affairs of the world which matters not" |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:18:46 PM EDT
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Meaning that the New Testament tells what will go on when Jesus returns. |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:19:08 PM EDT
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He would ask his dad to destroy this world and start over.
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:19:35 PM EDT
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YAWN! |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 6:22:04 PM EDT
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I take back my original reply. What I mean to say now is: If you want a God with that kinda shitlist, Allah awaits you! 
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:30:22 PM EDT
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Yes, I think I hinted at that in my earlier response........ |
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Posted: 9/2/2004 7:33:00 PM EDT
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I think it was too subtle. j/k, sorry, I missed that. 
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