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Posted: 11/21/2003 3:37:56 PM EDT
I would put the super perma ban on anyone who admits, refers to or in any way is trolling another site. Especially the opposite side. That shit is web wide, all sides do it, but all it does is waste bandwidth, slow this site down and cost the sponsors of the site cash money.

Since Im not, I guess I will deal with the slowness due to our getting incoming trolls.....like we have out going trolls....

What would you do if you were ARFKing for one day?
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 3:53:52 PM EDT
ME...
1st..cut out some of the less used fourms.....
2nd..let the old style porn runs begin...
3rd..enjoy the fun
4th...world peace..with this many black guns we can have peace anywhere we frigging want it...
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:10:13 PM EDT
Limit the amount of users, as was done in the past during the 'd.c.sniper' days...when every freakin' body heard 'ar15' and smothered the site.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:14:40 PM EDT
Take the day off.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:19:20 PM EDT
maximize profit
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:20:45 PM EDT
Free McUzi? BOTD? Have givaways?
I couldn't handle the company jet...maybe the short bus would be cool.
Ah, the fame!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:27:50 PM EDT
Shit can any registered user name that has not logged in for over 2 years and free up some user names.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:40:48 PM EDT
1-Ban users with multiple names.
2-Relocate "AR10 & AR180" forum to "The Armory" forum where it belongs.
3-Open a "Religious Discussions" forum.
4-Shitcan the little/nonused forums.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:41:16 PM EDT
I would envision to competently utilize enterprise-wide methods of empowerment and dramatically engineer timely meta-services in order to solve business problems.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:41:41 PM EDT
Popups. Lots n' lots of popups. And the only way to get rid of them is to breakdown and mail in $20. Muahahahaha.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 4:43:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Popups. Lots n' lots of popups. And the only way to get rid of them is to breakdown and mail in $20. Muahahahaha.


Your going to HELL
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:03:34 PM EDT
I'd make some of these Mods come on out of the closet!!!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:03:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By raven:
Popups. Lots n' lots of popups. And the only way to get rid of them is to breakdown and mail in $20. Muahahahaha.



Now that's not funny!

How about institute a dual speed server system which makes member's bandwidth 50% faster and non-members 50% slower?
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:09:33 PM EDT
I would grent member ship stayus to all visetors and pardon all transgresers from tke past for I am a benevolent king!
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:11:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Paul:
How about institute a dual speed server system which makes member's bandwidth 50% faster and non-members 50% slower?



I like the way you think.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:20:55 PM EDT
I would change the name of the site.

Then, we wouldn't have to worry about Colt's getting pissed off when we let it all hang out, and bringing disrepute to their "good" name, and trademark.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:42:16 PM EDT
I would allow SOFT porn. In fact I hate the word porn. To me it's art. HARD porn (we all should know that is) and anything illegal would be strictly forbidden. If there is a pic of some beautiful babe and her breasts are in view, big deal! That, too me is not porn. As far as language goes, almost anything is okay here. Okay, it's for the children. They go to the library or their rooms and view HARD porn on their computers. I just don't think a half nekkid woman is porn. National Geograhic didn't think so 45 years ago either.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:46:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GovtThug:
I would change the name of the site.

Then, we wouldn't have to worry about Colt's getting pissed off when we let it all hang out, and bringing disrepute to their "good" name, and trademark.



Me too. I'd change it to "XM15E2S.com"
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:48:52 PM EDT
If I was king of this site I would replace General Discussion with General Firearms Discussion, I would also require everyone to register with valid name/data no CB handles. That would turn it into a good technical resourse and throw out the trash.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:52:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:53:41 PM EDT
1.Add some quote/img/url buttons to the 'reply' and 'new thread' menu
2. Make site restricted to registered users only
3. Shorten the post timer for team members to 10 seconds
4. Only team members can post polls!
5. Everyone can search all forums
6. Delete all users who have been inactive for over 1 year
7. Ease up some of the amish botd rules
8. Make a seperate 'industry/dealers' section in the EE
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 5:56:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 6:04:14 PM EDT
I would rule with an iron fist.
All that do not pay homage to me and my site would be smitten.
Virgin sacrifice in my name would be performed.
Only my chosen disciples would roam and post freely. Also pop up upon pop up would appear until you pay a $20 party fee

oh yea and

1. acquire underpants
2. ???????
3. profit

Link Posted: 11/21/2003 8:59:24 PM EDT
Declare war on France/Canada.

(What's the difference?)


Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:17:29 PM EDT
Hmmm......King for a day.
I would ban VicMilsurp.....errrr...check that off the list. Actually, I wouldn't change anything. I think the GB, ED, and the "horse and buggy" types they have in place do a fine job.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:30:57 PM EDT
NoName thanks for the link. That of course I realized has been there all along. That was not my point. My point being that if the site dumped the General Discussion forum all that bandwidth and all those people who are not adding any firearm related topics would be freed up for use by gun related people.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:36:29 PM EDT
Rally the board members and CONQUER THE WORLD.

Logically, the next thing I would do is ban France.
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 9:42:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/21/2003 10:53:34 PM EDT
delete worthless fucking post like this
Link Posted: 11/21/2003 11:38:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/21/2003 11:41:23 PM EDT by Da_Bunny]
Award myself a one rifle SEBR AR15.COM "It's Great to be the King" Serial Number 001/001.

Now that I think about it, that should be Ed Sr's rifle.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 12:18:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
I would grent member ship stayus to all visetors and pardon all transgresers from tke past for I am a benevolent king!



I'd think the first thing you would want to do is fix the spell check.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 12:41:47 AM EDT
I would do away with the paid membership option altogether, dump all the useless forums to free up resources, allow BOTD topics, ban all religious debate, ban all homo debate, ban all abortion debate. Ban anyone who brings up these subjects.

I would also advocate and try to organize a national MARPAT day where non-Marines parade around the public in MARPAT uniforms, less Marine uniform devices of course, and post the pics here.

Then I would have an archive of HEAT movie facts and anytime someone asks about this movie they would automatically be redirected to that archive and would not be able to return for several days.

I would ask that all members post pics of their wives or GF's naked. Hey I am the King right?!

I would start a real fun idea. Seriously I would give a free AR15.com T-shirt to those posing in a picture with or by famous places or landmarks with an AR variant like Gold's gym used to do! Imagine holding your rifle infront of say Mt. Rushmore or Old Faithful!
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 7:59:58 AM EDT
So, if you eliminate the paid memberships, where is the money gonna come from. I'm sure that Ed Sr would be happy to eliminate paid memberships if you would be kind enough to arrange for all the bills to be automatically withdrawn from your checking acct.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 8:11:04 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/22/2003 9:07:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 11:20:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:
So, if you eliminate the paid memberships, where is the money gonna come from. I'm sure that Ed Sr would be happy to eliminate paid memberships if you would be kind enough to arrange for all the bills to be automatically withdrawn from your checking acct.



How was it funded before paid memberships? Are these memberships not donations anyway? I would imagine the advertisement banners are not free?
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