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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - If I may be so "indelicate"................

GoGop Charter Member Mrs BRF Fan Club Joined Mar 2004 Posts 2289 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:55:33 PM EST ....................... there's this certain that hasn't happened/functioned since 10-21-04, the day before they removed my Prostate, and it last night that function returned. Mrs GoGop and I are quite pleased. This has been a public service announcement.
	Quote from Riotgun-----"So from now until the day I die, everyone who I do a transaction with on ebay will know that I bought a Dinosaur Puffalump. I think he just labeled me as gay."

-Absolut- This Space for Rent for as Low as $.05 per Post! Joined Apr 2003 Posts 19023 EE Offline SC, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:56:44 PM EST TMI, IBTL.
	Prepare for high speed, low drag tactical pocket-knife assault!

diabolical_chicken Testosterone Challenged Joined Aug 2003 Posts 2273 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:57:35 PM EST well thank YOU for sharing
	lumpy196: well.....i dont play for the other team, but i admire the sport <img src=/images/smilies/icon_smile_kisses.gif border=0 align=middle>

DOW Closet Neocon Joined Aug 2002 Posts 3372 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:58:01 PM EST Happened to me when I was 17 years old for a few weeks with my then GF, believe it or not. 17! I'm convinced that particular function is 100% mind over matter. No probs since then
	Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights. [Navy Times; November 1994]

walttx Team Member Joined Jan 2002 Posts 1344 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:58:19 PM EST Thats fantastic.

50cal Making big holes in things Joined Nov 2000 Posts 4043 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:58:20 PM EST Aaaaaaah, TMI!!
	I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me and say "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Maddogkiller Luke 22:36 Joined Sep 2004 Posts 714 EE Offline AR, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:59:00 PM EST Were you able to achieve that grand climatic event?
	"Good way to resolve your problems, by shooting it and killing it." I-75Ranger

MrClean4Hire Unsafe at any speed Joined Mar 2004 Posts 6855 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 3:59:42 PM EST Well enjoy it while it lasts, I hear you might have 3 more times and thats it. <BR>
	Official ARFCom Janitor Have mop, will travel. "A bottle of red ,a bottle of white. It all depends on your appetite."

southeast_scrounger Joined Apr 2003 Posts 78 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:00:52 PM EST Ah, the joys of a bayonet charge...

82ndAbn Member Joined Sep 2002 Posts 10574 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:02:24 PM EST I'm happy for you but I doubt that would be something I would share with the general public.
	I'm the 82nd Airborne and this is as far as the bastards are going!

pattymcn Joined May 2004 Posts 3819 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:02:49 PM EST Congratulations Well done! Bravo Patty
	"I was charged by a fat girl once--well, actually it turned out I was between her and the buffet table. Scared the crap out of me though." Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1

giacutter Supporting the site for days Joined Mar 2003 Posts 961 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:03:15 PM EST Lock and load! Ready, aim,.................... Good for you.
	Clarissa.............. a (British) countrywoman and cook who enjoys cooking pigeon, said she despaired at the “fluffy bunny brigade” in the Government.

DK-Prof Psychopolitical MASTER Joined Feb 2001 Posts 14551 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:04:42 PM EST Congratulations !!
	This isn't a democracy - it's a cheerocracy !

quijanos Everyday is a Holiday ! Joined May 2002 Posts 2181 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:05:03 PM EST Why did I click on this?
	.....Because Dirtbags are always in season.

Daytona955i Resident Earth Shaking Bass Player Joined Jun 2004 Posts 2142 EE Offline NY, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:05:24 PM EST Well... Isn't that dandy. Back to drinking.
	Brought to you in part by the the number "223" and the letters "A" & "R".

crashburnrepeat Joined Jan 2001 Posts 1861 EE Offline UT, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:05:34 PM EST Congrats. TMI. V I A G R A . Still TMI....

DigDug God Emperor of Dune Joined Nov 2001 Posts 5687 EE Offline ND, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:07:43 PM EST Don't forget the pics... What? No.
	Psychoproctologist from hell!!! "Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel" Horace Walpole

Makarov_Mami Magically Delicious! Joined Jan 2005 Posts 619 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:08:32 PM EST TMI, but CONGRATS!
	Does this gun make my ass look fat?

DougR Joined Nov 2002 Posts 244 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:09:54 PM EST I went to the range today. My gun shot too.

DOW Closet Neocon Joined Aug 2002 Posts 3373 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:09:55 PM EST OK, what does TMI mean? Sorry for the hijack.
	Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights. [Navy Times; November 1994]

pattymcn Joined May 2004 Posts 3821 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:10:39 PM EST Too much info?
	"I was charged by a fat girl once--well, actually it turned out I was between her and the buffet table. Scared the crap out of me though." Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1

DigDug

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Posted: 3/13/2005 4:12:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Too much info?

WTFMI!

Psychoproctologist from hell!!!

"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel" Horace Walpole

GoGop Charter Member Mrs BRF Fan Club Joined Mar 2004 Posts 2291 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:21:33 PM EST [Last Edit: 3/13/2005 4:24:39 PM EST by GoGop] LOL!!!!!! In my earlier cancer threads I've shared that it quit, so I figured I'd share that it restarted. (On it's own I might add, with no chemical inducement). I'm not bashful anyway, and good news must be shared with my ARFCOM family. EDIT---To answer Maddogkiller; The feeling yes, the "gift" part no.
	Quote from Riotgun-----"So from now until the day I die, everyone who I do a transaction with on ebay will know that I bought a Dinosaur Puffalump. I think he just labeled me as gay."

zoom Joined Mar 2001 Posts 3434 EE Offline SC, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:27:43 PM EST Good for you. My "functioning" left me 33.5 years ago. Be thankful it came back.z

miamilightning Hurricane Frances Joined Aug 2004 Posts 544 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:29:37 PM EST [Last Edit: 3/13/2005 4:30:11 PM EST by miamilightning]
	"A reading from the Book of Armaments...."

sixgunsblazing Character assasin Joined Feb 2002 Posts 1193 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:31:42 PM EST Bob Dole is very happy for you
	There's plenty of room for all God's creatures-Right next to the mashed potatoes!

FLAL1A Member Joined Nov 2002 Posts 6686 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:32:28 PM EST TMI. But congratulations. Nothing like taking the old kidney hammer out for a spin, is there?
	Psychopolitician 003

Penguin_101

I am not politically correct

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Posted: 3/13/2005 4:34:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By miamilightning:
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+.9bar*

SSeric02 Joined Oct 2004 Posts 515 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:36:55 PM EST Congrats...

blackeye Joined Sep 2001 Posts 404 EE Offline GA, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 4:37:35 PM EST BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!

M4 Joined Nov 2000 Posts 6491 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 5:08:25 PM EST Anything else about your DICK you'd like to share?

LPDtactical Need some wood? Joined Feb 2004 Posts 1235 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 5:10:07 PM EST wow... thanks for that...
	I'm the 82nd Airborne, and this is as far as the bastards are going. Life is tough.... It's tougher when you're stupid....

DOA

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Posted: 3/13/2005 5:12:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I'm happy for you but I doubt that would be something I would share with the general public.

+1 WTF is with people sharing things that should be PRIVATE??

Olyarms: "I wen't from being retarded to being challenged... who know's what's next"

SoCalJBT Not a Fed Joined Jan 2005 Posts 321 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 5:14:21 PM EST [Last Edit: 3/13/2005 5:18:31 PM EST by SoCalJBT] Congrats ETA: Before we all jump on him for posting something private (privates?), just consider that this is a problem that each one of us guys may face in the future. Isn't it good that one of us is open enough to not only disclose his medical condition, but to let us know there is hope?
	I never think of the future-it comes soon enough.-Albert Einstein Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. -<font color=blue>President GW Bush</

piccolo Team Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 5424 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 3/13/2005 5:15:39 PM EST [Last Edit: 3/13/2005 5:16:43 PM EST by piccolo] Congratulations!
	"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!" ---------------------------------------- Vote "YES" on 'NO'!

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