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Posted: 9/1/2005 11:36:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2005 11:38:32 PM EDT by Dace]
Drive to the Arizona Esplanad (whichever place Houstons is at across from the Biltmore shopping center) and the ONLY parking spot is a compact spot. Normally my Jeep can fit just fine. However some Audi TT owner parks across the middle yellow line, with plenty of room to spare on the right. Normally I would have parked further to the left next to a guy like this, however there was a concrete supporting column right next to the spot. So I squeezed the Jeep in between the supporting column and the TT. The TT owner could not get into his car from the passenger side. I came back to find the TT gone and a note stating "I have taken your license plate number, taken a picture of the situation, and will report you to the police. Have a good day ***hole."

Well I took pictures before walking away also because it was so damn funny. Each picture gets progressively closer till you realize just how close I was. You can imagine how tight the fit is between the two columns by looking at the pickup truck in front of the TT. It is a small Nissan pickup truck, see how little room is left there? The columns are very close together.





Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:38:50 PM EDT
You were still quite in your slot, perhaps he won't park like a jerry next time.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:39:09 PM EDT
nice, but what will the police do about it?
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:40:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2005 11:55:16 PM EDT by EPOCH96]
You know what must be done...

now post that license plate #...

EPOCH
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:42:30 PM EDT
Someone run the plate and lets get his phone number........................................FIRE MISSION!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:42:44 PM EDT
be a dirt bag and have a knife meet his convertable top.

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J/K I would be pissed
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:42:53 PM EDT
What a baby, that's how much room I get everyday in my garage. My damn doors are so friggin long.
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:44:05 PM EDT
FIRE MISSION!
Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:46:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mall-Ninja:
FIRE MISSION!



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Link Posted: 9/1/2005 11:54:24 PM EDT
what is his licesne plate?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 12:11:01 AM EDT
Wow, he got angry and gave you a very nasty note saying how angry he is with you.


Next time piss in his heater vents or something good like that. He more than likely parked like that in the first place to keep anyone from parking close to him and denting his precious penile enhancement.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 12:14:55 AM EDT
audi tt is a womans car.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 12:48:27 AM EDT
What a dumbass, did the audi have CA plates?
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:01:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By C5TT:
What a dumbass, did the audi have CA plates?



To be honest I dont even remember, now that you say it though, I think it did.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:05:26 AM EDT
LOL. I did the same thing yesterday at Home Depot to a van with all the liberal
BS bumber stickers.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:05:43 AM EDT
I don't think you did anything wrong. His/her fault for parking on the line.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:06:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 10:49:58 AM EDT by Sydwaiz]

Originally Posted By Dace:

Originally Posted By C5TT:
What a dumbass, did the audi have CA plates?



To be honest I dont even remember, now that you say it though, I think it did.



Hey asshole, that was me.





Okay­, just kidding! Nice job by the way. I would've done the same. Ten bucks says he didn't even have a camera.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:06:50 AM EDT
Thats when I need my trans am, use to door on them.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:07:18 AM EDT
i used to love doing that with my old POS...

good job
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:08:15 AM EDT
You're lucky he didn't customize your paint job. Although... glad you got pics just in case he'd done that.

preTTy funny.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:08:58 AM EDT
So, he reports it to the cops. BFD - he's the one parked on the line, NOT you.



When I park spots like his, I crowd to the outside so the guy next to me won't door ding me.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:09:10 AM EDT
His pics will just show how he parked over the line. All you have to say is you were there first!!!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:12:17 AM EDT
Cops are gonna ream his ass....
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:13:12 AM EDT
The real irony is that you biased your Jeep to the right side of your parking space. I would love to be the officer that answers that asshat's call..
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:15:21 AM EDT
lol!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:22:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dace:
"Have a good day ***hole."




At least he was polite about the whole thing!


Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:26:54 AM EDT
I love to park right up next to some asshat that parks his luxury car on top of the yellow line.
Good work!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:28:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 7:50:11 AM EDT
If you can't park between the two yellow lines, your license ought to be immediately revoked without a hearing.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 8:37:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RichinCM:
The real irony is that you biased your Jeep to the right side of your parking space. I would love to be the officer that answers that asshat's call..



Look in the lower left corner of the top picture. That's a support column. He didn't bias over. He pulled straight in to miss a honkin big chunk of concrete.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:02:35 AM EDT
That guy had to get a tow or drop the top/window and do a "Dukes of Hazzard."

SWEET!

You could have gotten a little closer though.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:10:15 AM EDT
The Auto Union driver is just pissed because he got a shifter up his ass when he crawled thru the passenger side lol...
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:13:12 AM EDT
How was he going to get in if ANYONE parked next to him?

Not eve parking lots are safe from ARFcom
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 9:22:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/2/2005 9:22:52 AM EDT by Wave]
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 1:04:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dracster:

Originally Posted By RichinCM:
The real irony is that you biased your Jeep to the right side of your parking space. I would love to be the officer that answers that asshat's call..



Look in the lower left corner of the top picture. That's a support column. He didn't bias over. He pulled straight in to miss a honkin big chunk of concrete.



Exactly, there was a large column on the left, I just barely fit in between the column and the TT, I had to pull my rear view mirror in just to fit.
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:16:39 PM EDT
You should've ding'ed his door and driven away!
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:19:25 PM EDT
boy, you sure showed him
Link Posted: 9/2/2005 6:31:45 PM EDT
Dude; that is totally wrong... I hate a/h like you.....Where did you learn how to drive... Next time park straight and in the center of your parking spot....Jeeesh!!!
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