okay Sarge......
this is the classic "North -vs-South" motif, but w/ a twist......
with the recent release of "The Dukes Of Hazzard" i was left wondering......do they not have distant cousins or relatives from the north...say....... "The Zitos of Brooklyn" or something similar. Instead of the General Lee, they'd drive the General Grant, which would be a reworked NYC cab w/ a rollcage and a Hemi. there would be Mario and Guido as the adventurous cousins, along w/ their female cousin Maria, and Uncle Vito, supported by the local mechanic Joey "The Grease Mokney" Scagliano. They would race around NY running from the evil Irish officer "Patrick P. O'Connell" and foiling the evil plans of ex mayor Marrion Berry...........
feel free to add on...this one ought to be good....