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Posted: 9/6/2004 12:52:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 12:52:50 PM EST by DK-Prof]
... I wonder what's going to happen next?!?


Seriously - over the entire weekend, I've eaten pretty much nothing but lots of liquorice, toblerone and pistacio nuts. I have a feeling I'm really going to regret this.



Does anyone else do stupid things like this, or am I on my own here?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:53:33 PM EST
They dont have Halloween in The Netherlands?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:53:57 PM EST
Someone told me that World Market in Chesterfield has good liquorice.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:54:21 PM EST
Dude you're gonna make yourself sick!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:54:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 12:54:55 PM EST by cduarte]
you will regret it soon.....


oh, and why have you done this?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:54:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 12:55:45 PM EST by Oslow]
Sounds like a bad mix.


Better kill it with a couple shots and some beer.

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:55:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:57:17 PM EST
two beers? i've never just had two beers.....................i would imagine it's bad!

and if you're gonna eat only candy, might as well throw in beer, if its gonna be bad, might as well make it fun first.................................
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:58:29 PM EST
You are gonna poop candy bars?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:01:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By DOW:
Dude you're gonna make yourself sick!



He's just not going to poop for a few days.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:02:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By cduarte:


oh, and why have you done this?



I didn't really do it deliberately. They just had a lot of candy on sale at the store (World Market) - and so I bought a lot. Then I'd eat a bunch of it, and then skip lunch and dinner because I'd already eaten so much candy. I did that until today, when I ran out of candy.

This is the sort of thing that happens when someone who is too lazy to cook, and too cheap to go out ot eat, gets a lot of candy on sale.



Yeah - I've also had beer - forgot to mention that


Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:02:28 PM EST
Eat some aluminum foil and you can poop out some hershey kisses.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:03:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:04:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
Eat some aluminum foil and you can poop out some hershey kisses.




Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:05:51 PM EST
What are you...twelve?

Is the stress from that Mustang making you regress, you Crazy Dutchman?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:10:48 PM EST
Is Candy good looking? Just don't tell the GF about this...
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:13:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What are you...twelve?



Unfortunately, sometimes I act like it.


Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:15:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
They dont have Halloween in The Netherlands?



I think hes Dutch not Neandrthal. Isn't that whot they call people from Netherlands
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:20:08 PM EST
What are you a professor of anyway, sugarboy?


Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By Zippy_The_Wonderdog:
What are you...twelve?



Unfortunately, sometimes I act like it.



Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:20:24 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:20:48 PM EST
Dude, you're gonna get real sick, and you're gonna get FAT!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:21:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Holy smokes! Candy x3 days?? That's too funny! You're making that up, right?





I wish - I think it's starting to catch up to me.



Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:21:54 PM EST
well no wonder you been so damned ornery

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:28:30 PM EST
you better stay close to the bathroom for awhile or you may have a Big accident from eating all the candy , yow I hate runny pooh
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:34:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By einnor1040:
Eat some aluminum foil and you can poop out some hershey kisses.



then U will B off the frigin walls
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:35:29 PM EST
Crazy Dutch!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:36:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By Maggot:
You are gonna poop candy bars?

Where do you think most commercially produced candy bars come fron nowadays??



From DK-Profs Ass?!??!?! NOOOOOOOOOO! My eyes!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:36:53 PM EST
You're also going to need a good dentist.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:37:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:38:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:40:17 PM EST
I would be vibrating and crapping my brains out from this much candy
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:41:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Alchemist:

Originally Posted By DOW:
Dude you're gonna make yourself sick!



He's just not going to poop for a few days.



But when he finally does....


Net result: rotted teeth, diarrhea, fat ass, big gut. Been there, done that, had the gut to prove it.

You are what you eat.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:41:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:41:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
Holy smokes! Candy x3 days?? That's too funny! You're making that up, right?





I wish - I think it's starting to catch up to me.






when I finally meet you at GS04, etc - I'm guessing you'll have a spare tire or two? Do'h!




I hope not! I'm try pretty hard to control my weight, and ride my road bike a lot to burn off excess calories. Part of the reason I've ONLY eaten candy is that I've skipped all the meals once I realized how much candy I had eaten.

I only do this once or twice a year, so I won't really get fat ... not sure I'll make GS04 though . It's always hard to justify spending a lot of time traveling somewhere OTHER than Nashville for me.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:43:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:44:01 PM EST
Lots and lots of toothbrushing and LISTERINE! NOW!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 1:47:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:00:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Does anyone else do stupid things like this, or am I on my own here?



It's all you, man.

<­BR>





Actually, my stupid things are much different. Try surviving for days on Maker's Mark.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:02:51 PM EST
Man, what is going to happen when you take a dump? I imagine it will suck and that you have had some nasty headaches too.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:23:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
... not sure I'll make GS04 though . It's always hard to justify spending a lot of time traveling somewhere OTHER than Nashville for me.



You'd damned well better make it, son! I'm with 82nd on this; you are expected!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:29:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By fizassist:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
... not sure I'll make GS04 though . It's always hard to justify spending a lot of time traveling somewhere OTHER than Nashville for me.



You'd damned well better make it, son! I'm with 82nd on this; you are expected!




Well damn - I just double-checked the Gunstock dates, and it's pretty unlikely I'd be able to make it. I do all of my teaching (my entire load) from October to December, and I most likely have to go to a research seminar at USC that weekend.


(So even if it wasn't a matter of choosing between you guys and my fiancee - I probably cannot make it either way)
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:35:17 PM EST
ate two big bags of cotton candy a few years ago. my poop was blue the next day. I wonder if I still have the photo?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:36:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
ate two big bags of cotton candy a few years ago. my poop was blue the next day. I wonder if I still have the photo?



A few years ago I dicsovered that if you eat something like 10 bags of black jelly beans (they usually go on sale right after Easter), my poo turns completely green (like wasabi). It's very weird.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 2:49:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 2:51:05 PM EST by JSteensen]

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
well no wonder you been so damned horney.




Fixed.

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:00:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
ate two big bags of cotton candy a few years ago. my poop was blue the next day. I wonder if I still have the photo?



A few years ago I dicsovered that if you eat something like 10 bags of black jelly beans (they usually go on sale right after Easter), my poo turns completely green (like wasabi). It's very weird.



Wait... so... I eat the candy, YOU shit wasabi?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:10:22 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 3:10:57 PM EST by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
ate two big bags of cotton candy a few years ago. my poop was blue the next day. I wonder if I still have the photo?



A few years ago I dicsovered that if you eat something like 10 bags of black jelly beans (they usually go on sale right after Easter), my poo turns completely green (like wasabi). It's very weird.



Wait... so... I eat the candy, YOU shit wasabi?



Ooops- typo - you know what I meant.

Don't try to make me appear any more insane than I alrady am
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:12:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:17:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:17:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By AUT_BELLUM:
ate two big bags of cotton candy a few years ago. my poop was blue the next day. I wonder if I still have the photo?



A few years ago I dicsovered that if you eat something like 10 bags of black jelly beans (they usually go on sale right after Easter), my poo turns completely green (like wasabi). It's very weird.



Wait... so... I eat the candy, YOU shit wasabi?



Ooops- typo - you know what I meant.

Don't try to make me appear any more insane than I alrady am



When I tried that wierd green ketchup (the kind that Heinz made), it tasted like paint, and the next day, my crap was bright, radioactive green. I thought for sure I had an algae infection in my gut or something.

By the way, don't post pics. PLEASE!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:19:30 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 3:22:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:

Originally Posted By DigDug:
You're gonna be pooping out snicker bars on wednesday.

Make sure you fill out the timecard correctly so you can get payed the right amount by the candy cartel we all know you work for.



They pay me in CASH! I know how that check cashing thing works...





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