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Posted: 5/2/2015 6:57:45 AM EDT
Yes. I was actually invited... This shady fellow is moving up in the world!

I need to think of a decent side dish to bring, while my cooking specialty really is main course meats. What should I bring?
Should I assume bacon products are a no go?

Oh, and keep it quiet... The host of the party frequents GD and I don't want him to know I suck at this sort of thing.

And... Go!

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:58:55 AM EDT
Baked beans
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 6:59:07 AM EDT
........your dag........


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Pig roast?










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Originally Posted By Balming:
........your dag........


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your dag..... smoked... hickory.....
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:00:50 AM EDT
Donuts for dessert . meow
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:01:26 AM EDT
Brownies.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:02:32 AM EDT
leave your knives at home?
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Originally Posted By xachary82:
Brownies.
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Special brownies?
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:08:19 AM EDT
Make potato or macaroni salad. Just about everyone likes it and it's fairly simple to make.
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Nailed it!

OP, if you don't take the above posted items, you will lose one interwebz!


All my LEO buddies would love those!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:10:41 AM EDT
Beer, for God's sake... Lots and lots of beer.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:18:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Modly:
Yes. I was actually invited... This shady fellow is moving up in the world!

I need to think of a decent side dish to bring, while my cooking specialty really is main course meats. What should I bring?
Should I assume bacon products are a no go?

Oh, and keep it quiet... The host of the party frequents GD and I don't want him to know I suck at this sort of thing.

And... Go!

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Are you sure it's this? Or are they keeping you close to keep an eye on you?
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:19:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By usjet:
Beer, for God's sake... Lots and lots of beer.
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Originally Posted By usjet:
Beer, for God's sake... Lots and lots of beer.


I can do beer. I planned on bringing some.

Originally Posted By bigcraig:


Nailed it!

OP, if you don't take the above posted items, you will lose one interwebz!


All my LEO buddies would love those!


There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:21:28 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dennis2313:

Are you sure it's this? Or are they keeping you close to keep an eye on you?
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Originally Posted By Dennis2313:
Originally Posted By Modly:
Yes. I was actually invited... This shady fellow is moving up in the world!

I need to think of a decent side dish to bring, while my cooking specialty really is main course meats. What should I bring?
Should I assume bacon products are a no go?

Oh, and keep it quiet... The host of the party frequents GD and I don't want him to know I suck at this sort of thing.

And... Go!


Are you sure it's this? Or are they keeping you close to keep an eye on you?


My lead at work asked me the same thing. I suppose it could go that direction.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:21:46 AM EDT
Prepare for the beating!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:23:01 AM EDT
Taco cups and a good Pilsner.

Wine for the ladies.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:23:11 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Modly:


I can do beer. I planned on bringing some.



There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those.
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Originally Posted By Modly:
Originally Posted By usjet:
Beer, for God's sake... Lots and lots of beer.


I can do beer. I planned on bringing some.

Originally Posted By bigcraig:


Nailed it!

OP, if you don't take the above posted items, you will lose one interwebz!


All my LEO buddies would love those!


There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those.


Pay them to wrap the shaft in Bacon.......



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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:23:22 AM EDT
Oregon? Take some pot brownies.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:23:33 AM EDT
Watch your butte, your ribs and whatever you do leave your dag at home son....don't take your dag to town.

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Originally Posted By Modly:
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There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those.
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Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:32:10 AM EDT
Bring mini hot dogs in mini croissants, and then bring some actual blankets. If one of them is hungry and chilly at the same time, epic photo!
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 7:45:34 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By usjet:


Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars.
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Originally Posted By usjet:
Originally Posted By Modly:
SNIP

There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those.


Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars.


If I hurry down there, they sell 5 gallon buckets of doughnuts around this time of night for $10 each. The last time I was in for that deal, the buckets were loaded with dick doughnuts.
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:41:56 AM EDT
Parmesan crusted chicken

Quick & easy.
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Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars.
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Originally Posted By Modly:
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There is a nearby doughnut shop called Voodoo (apparently very famous) that makes maple bars with two strips of bacon on top. They also make cock and balls shaped doughnuts too... Probably not a good idea to bring those.


Get an assortment. Even cops will dig through cock and balls for Bacon Maple Bars.


There's an unwritten law: If a cop turns down a free donut or coffee, he has to turn in his badge!
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Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit.

He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do?
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:50:32 AM EDT
Imitation crab meat and a nice fruit platter should go over well.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 8:59:14 AM EDT
Don't take any rides in the van.
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Originally Posted By eracer:
Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit.

He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do?
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Way to not get invited back.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:19:23 AM EDT
Pigs is a blanket?


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Pigs in a blanket?
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Dammit
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:30:27 AM EDT
Costco has decent potato salad.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:31:02 AM EDT
Ok, so it sounds like the general consensus is;

Doughnuts with bacon
Doughnuts shaped like cocks
Cocaine
Pigs in a blanket, while bringing blankets to comfort cold guests
Pot brownies


This side dish thing is expensive work, man.
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Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:38:26 AM EDT
On a serious note.....if you can make a good potato salad and no one else is bringing one then that would be my suggestion.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:42:51 AM EDT
Corn casserole
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Originally Posted By eracer:
Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit.

He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do?
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Watched the same thing happen only it wasn't just one cop. A group of 4 were sitting at the glass kitchen table bullshitting at a buddy's New Year’s Eve get together.
This guy walks up to the table and asks if he can use a spot on the table for a minute. Uhmmmm sure.
He proceeds to pop open his little stash, put a rock on the table and start to crush it. The cops look at each other like WTF and smile. The guy is really into it, intently crushing it up and starting to lay out his lines.
The cop closest to him "accidentally" spills his drink unfortunately splashing onto the stash.
The guy looks up with the "Your going to die" look only to see 4 badges looking back at him.
The "Your going to die" look was quickly replaced with "I am so fucked" look.
Yeah, his New Year didn't start out so well.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:48:40 AM EDT
GD is slacking. The correct answer is pimento cheese and Atomic Buffalo Turds

Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:58:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2015 9:59:32 AM EDT by BiggEZ]
One piece dried mango and one piece sliced jalapeño, wrapped in 1/3rd strip of bacon. Fill a baking sheet, bake at 350 til starting to brown, 25-30 mins if memory serves. Serve with ranch to dip in.

Eta: I've never had these not go over well at a party.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 9:59:50 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Burley:
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Jack Daniels baked beans. Google it for a recipe. Awesome side dish.

Or, bacon sushi.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 10:01:07 AM EDT
Damn, this thread is making me hungry.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 10:01:24 AM EDT
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The correct answer is BEER. I've been out of LE a long time, but BEER is the only correct answer.

And don't show up with a six pack.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNX8SsKF18
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 10:03:23 AM EDT
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Wear riot gear, and tell them you thought it was a Baltimore themed party. They'll love that.
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GD is slacking. The correct answer is pimento cheese and Atomic Buffalo Turds

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Originally Posted By Jack19:
The correct answer is BEER. I've been out of LE a long time, but BEER is the only correct answer.

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This . I cant speak for everywhere else , but in my world the whole donut thing aint funny. We dont even like to go to donut shops on calls.
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 10:10:12 AM EDT
"So, we need to start arresting all of these guys with outstanding warrants. But it's going to be a hassle to round them all up."

"Yeah... wait,wait... I just had a great idea. We'll invite them all to a barbecue..."
Link Posted: 5/2/2015 10:12:26 AM EDT
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It's a warrant trap OP.

Prepare some Angus.

ETA: Damn----beat like a baby seal pup.
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