
Posted: 6/4/2008 7:41:36 PM EST
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Come The Rapture: Can I Have Your Car? Ronald Bailey | June 4, 2008, 3:29pm Are you worried that when the Rapture comes you will not have time to let your sinful loved ones know that you've been snatched away to heaven? Well, fortunately there is now an online solution to this pressing problem. The website--You've Been Left Behind--is offering "a Rapture triggered" email service that will alert your friends and family to your heavenly departure. The proprietors explain how their service works: We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system. We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives. Let's hope that three of the team members are never together in a tragic automobile or airplane accident. The cost for the service? Just $40 for a year. |
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"Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law-breaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy." Louis D. Brandeis
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"Diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip"
"The aggressor most vanquish, while the defender needs merely to survive" |
...wow. When I'm raptured, the LAST thing im worried about is whether or not JoeBlow gets the last chain email
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Thank god there's no shortage of complete fucking idiots in the world.
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<font size=2> "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." </font id=s2>
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YOU GET PAYED AND HAVE TO DO NOTHING, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
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"Diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip"
"The aggressor most vanquish, while the defender needs merely to survive" |
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.
YMMV ![]() HH |
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6
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Gonna go out on a limb here and say it is the same reason you cant spell paid? |
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Always do the right thing.
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Send me $40 a year and I'll PM you the moment it happens. |
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<font size=2> "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." </font id=s2>
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When they get raptured, how will they know if you sent out their papers? ![]() |
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DC Police Chief:
"Handguns are not banned in DC, there are provisions for police, retired police, federal law enforcement, and security guards to have handguns. There is no total ban..." |
Just have a bunch of chain mail in there. That would be some funny stuff.
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Sorry...won't need it. ![]() HH |
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6
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10% of People Are Good
10% of People Are Evil The Other 80% are easily manipulated. |
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Can you PM me, then? I'd like to go loot your abandoned house. ![]() |
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<font size=2> "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." </font id=s2>
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That is awesome.
If I'm an atheist, will I get snatched away to hell during the rapture? |
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If you make guns idiot proof, then only idiots will own guns
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Won't happen. ![]() HH |
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6
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Go ahead and display your anti-Christian beliefs...I couldn't care less. I really hope things ultimately work out for you. HH |
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6
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<font size=2> Proud Member of Ranstad's Militia........The Fantastic Bastards </font id=s2>
"Will you lick my swizzle stick? 99.9 % of my posts are completely BS ; - ) < Pooblic skoolz graduate :-) |
The sad part? Those "raptured", will no longer CARE. And if it is true, it will be too late for those "left behind".
You see, this is all a sham created for belonging identity. We are all mortal beings and we all have our rapture. We don't know that time nor date, could be tomorrow or it could be next year. |
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The climate is chaotic. Evolution in chaos requires a level of intrinsic stability, capable of absorbing catastrophic pertubations. To believe otherwise is to inject a pseudo-religion into science.
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Scrounging for supplies is anti-Christian? ![]() The subtle nuances of religious bigotry are lost on me. What else is anti-Christian? |
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<font size=2> "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." </font id=s2>
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No, not at all. You can read anything you'd like into what I'm saying. It appears you're looking for a religious fight and that's not going to happen. You can prepare all you want to, and I've prepared my way. Good luck with your path. HH |
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6
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Son of a bitch, how come I never think of things like this. I'm always trying to come up with improvements and invent shit when I should just go exploitative instead. DUH.
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just a little technicality........ |
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Can't talk...gotta shoot.
C.E. "Bud" Anderson. "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do all the damage we can." - Lieutenant Commander Robert W. Copeland |
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if I'm left behind a nice e-mail might be just the thing to cheer me up |
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If you make guns idiot proof, then only idiots will own guns
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