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Troubl3shooter

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:41:36 PM EST

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Come The Rapture: Can I Have Your Car?

Ronald Bailey | June 4, 2008, 3:29pm

Are you worried that when the Rapture comes you will not have time to let your sinful loved ones know that you've been snatched away to heaven?

Well, fortunately there is now an online solution to this pressing problem. The website--You've Been Left Behind--is offering "a Rapture triggered" email service that will alert your friends and family to your heavenly departure. The proprietors explain how their service works:

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

Let's hope that three of the team members are never together in a tragic automobile or airplane accident. The cost for the service? Just $40 for a year.

"Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law-breaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy." Louis D. Brandeis

kybosshog420 Lock 'n' Load....Smoke'em if you got'em Joined Feb 2008 Posts 1027 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:44:11 PM EST
	"Diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip" "The aggressor most vanquish, while the defender needs merely to survive"

TrOoPeRcHiN_ Joined Oct 2004 Posts 887 EE Offline MD, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:44:39 PM EST ...wow. When I'm raptured, the LAST thing im worried about is whether or not JoeBlow gets the last chain email

PFC-Demon Lech le ha Sheol. Joined Feb 2008 Posts 2661 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:45:50 PM EST Thank god there's no shortage of complete fucking idiots in the world.
	<font size=2> "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." </font id=s2>

kybosshog420 Lock 'n' Load....Smoke'em if you got'em Joined Feb 2008 Posts 1028 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:48:38 PM EST [Last Edit: 6/4/2008 7:48:50 PM EST by kybosshog420] YOU GET PAYED AND HAVE TO DO NOTHING, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
	"Diplomacy is the ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that he actually looks forward to the trip" "The aggressor most vanquish, while the defender needs merely to survive"

HoustonHusker Go Big Red! Joined Dec 2004 Posts 17274 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:50:04 PM EST If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ. YMMV HH
	Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6 ,[____l, _-o\|\|\|\|o-_ ()_)¯¯ )_)

Berzerker77

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:50:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By kybosshog420:
YOU GET PAYED AND HAVE TO DO NOTHING, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

Gonna go out on a limb here and say it is the same reason you cant spell paid?

Always do the right thing.

PFC-Demon

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:50:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.

YMMV

HH

Send me $40 a year and I'll PM you the moment it happens.

 "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." 

DylanPorter

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:50:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By kybosshog420:
YOU GET PAYED AND HAVE TO DO NOTHING, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

When they get raptured, how will they know if you sent out their papers?

DC Police Chief:
"Handguns are not banned in DC, there are provisions for police, retired police, federal law enforcement, and security guards to have handguns. There is no total ban..."

CanadianDave Joined Mar 2008 Posts 2059 EE Offline AB, CAN	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:51:31 PM EST Just have a bunch of chain mail in there. That would be some funny stuff.

HoustonHusker

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:51:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By PFC-Demon:

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.

YMMV

HH

Send me $40 a year and I'll PM you the moment it happens.

Sorry...won't need it.

HH

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

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Tony7189

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:52:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.

YMMV

HH

Unless your left behind to battle the forces of Satan.

10% of People Are Good
10% of People Are Evil
The Other 80% are easily manipulated.

PFC-Demon

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:52:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:

Originally Posted By PFC-Demon:

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.

YMMV

HH

Send me $40 a year and I'll PM you the moment it happens.

Sorry...won't need it.

HH

Can you PM me, then? I'd like to go loot your abandoned house.

 "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." 

Billmanweh Member Joined Feb 2002 Posts 4937 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:52:40 PM EST That is awesome. If I'm an atheist, will I get snatched away to hell during the rapture?
	If you make guns idiot proof, then only idiots will own guns

HoustonHusker

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:52:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tony7189:

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.

YMMV

HH

Unless your left behind to battle the forces of Satan.

Won't happen.

HH

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

,[____l,
_-o||||o-_
()_)¯¯ )_)

HoustonHusker

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:54:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By PFC-Demon:

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:

Originally Posted By PFC-Demon:

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
If it DOES occur, and there's a whole bunch of people gone from this site and the world, you may want to reconsider your thoughts on Jesus Christ.

YMMV

HH

Send me $40 a year and I'll PM you the moment it happens.

Sorry...won't need it.

HH

Can you PM me, then? I'd like to go loot your abandoned house.

Go ahead and display your anti-Christian beliefs...I couldn't care less.

I really hope things ultimately work out for you.

HH

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

,[____l,
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SonOfNorway

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:54:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Berzerker77:

Originally Posted By kybosshog420:
YOU GET PAYED AND HAVE TO DO NOTHING, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

Gonna go out on a limb here and say it is the same reason you cant spell paid?

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Keith_J Veteran Joined Jan 2001 Posts 21459 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 7:56:36 PM EST The sad part? Those "raptured", will no longer CARE. And if it is true, it will be too late for those "left behind". You see, this is all a sham created for belonging identity. We are all mortal beings and we all have our rapture. We don't know that time nor date, could be tomorrow or it could be next year.
	The climate is chaotic. Evolution in chaos requires a level of intrinsic stability, capable of absorbing catastrophic pertubations. To believe otherwise is to inject a pseudo-religion into science.

PFC-Demon

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Posted: 6/4/2008 7:58:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Go ahead and display your anti-Christian beliefs...I couldn't care less.

I really hope things ultimately work out for you.

HH

Scrounging for supplies is anti-Christian?

The subtle nuances of religious bigotry are lost on me. What else is anti-Christian?

 "People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." 

HoustonHusker

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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:01:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By PFC-Demon:

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Go ahead and display your anti-Christian beliefs...I couldn't care less.

I really hope things ultimately work out for you.

HH

Scrounging for supplies is anti-Christian?

The subtle nuances of religious bigotry are lost on me. What else is anti-Christian?

No, not at all. You can read anything you'd like into what I'm saying. It appears you're looking for a religious fight and that's not going to happen. You can prepare all you want to, and I've prepared my way.

Good luck with your path.

HH

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, and the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

,[____l,
_-o||||o-_
()_)¯¯ )_)

Frost7 Pork-eating Crusader Joined May 2006 Posts 5367 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 6/4/2008 8:02:11 PM EST Son of a bitch, how come I never think of things like this. I'm always trying to come up with improvements and invent shit when I should just go exploitative instead. DUH.

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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:02:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By DylanPorter:

Originally Posted By kybosshog420:
YOU GET PAYED AND HAVE TO DO NOTHING, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

When they get raptured, how will they know if you sent out their papers?

just a little technicality........

Can't talk...gotta shoot.
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Billmanweh

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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:09:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
The sad part? Those "raptured", will no longer CARE. And if it is true, it will be too late for those "left behind".

if I'm left behind a nice e-mail might be just the thing to cheer me up

If you make guns idiot proof, then only idiots will own guns

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