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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/7/2005 11:40:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 11:43:31 PM EDT by 556_Chowder]
Avril Lavigne



Michelle Branch

Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:42:15 PM EDT
I like pie.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:42:38 PM EDT
stop the celebrity worshiping.

go find a chick at the gym to drool over.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:43:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 11:45:55 PM EDT by EPOCH96]
Avril? I would put my dick in her mouth just to shut her no talent ass up...

EPOCH
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:43:35 PM EDT
ask her to pronounce "David Bowie".

That being said...I'd nail her.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:47:19 PM EDT
I love Michelle Branch! Kelly Clarkson is another favorite.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:53:12 PM EDT
Michelle has a rusted tin roof.

And Avril is massively screwed in the head not to mention Canadian.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:55:09 PM EDT
I'd tag both.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:57:44 PM EDT
Need more info to make a decision.

Which one has the higher IQ?
Which one has the better sense of humor?
Which one has the larger bank account?
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:58:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/7/2005 11:58:54 PM EDT by repub18]

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
Need more info to make a decision.

Which one has the higher IQ?
Which one has the better sense of humor?
Which one has the larger bank account?




What does a higher IQ have to do with anything? Does that judge a persons value? You can have a high IQ but be a complete moron.
Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:59:03 PM EDT
I'd make a swingset sammich. Avril on top, Branch on bottom. They're both fine.

Unlike the armchair cocksmen around here, I'm attracted to most young women.

Link Posted: 9/7/2005 11:59:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
Need more info to make a decision.

Which one has the higher IQ?
Which one has the better sense of humor?
Which one has the larger bank account?



We're not taking them on a fact-finding mission to Nairobi.

We're banging them.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:00:28 AM EDT
Michelle Branch.

Shes a Mesa girl.

I'll stick with the home grown brand!

- G
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:00:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:
Unlike the armchair cocksmen around here, I'm attracted to most young women.



Here's one for ya!!!

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:03:37 AM EDT
Well, Avril does look like she knows where the di- err, mike goes...

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:04:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By EPOCH96:

Originally Posted By swingset:
Unlike the armchair cocksmen around here, I'm attracted to most young women.



Here's one for ya!!!

img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Jbays/chowmaipuntang.jpg



Ahhh, Tawnee...
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:04:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gazukull:
Michelle Branch.

Shes a Mesa girl.

I'll stick with the home grown brand!

- G



Actually she is a Sedona girl.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:05:38 AM EDT
Michelle Branch
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:15:08 AM EDT
They are both hot. And I like both of thir music........
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:31:28 AM EDT
Advil Latrine is sooo hardcore.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:17:15 AM EDT
I love Michelle. She's so sweet and innocent. She's seems so down to earth too. She doesn't feel the need to put on a fake "punk" appearance for album sales.







Tit.

She's amazing. I even have her independent album. Hahaha.

Advil Latrine has some tasty looking boobies. She's got that hot little body going for her, but that's about it.


She sure knows how to rock using the same 3 chords.


Here Avril is seen with a seemingly new guitar. No wonder, she's never actually played it.


When asked to name the most influential punk band of all time, Avril chooses Sum 41. Disgusting.


Here's a girl who actually knows how to play the guitar.






How sweet... I think I vomited in my mouth.


Michelle would beat her scrawny ass to a bloody pulp. She's the kind of girl I'd take home to meet my mom.

Unlike this dejected loser


Very classy...




"Deeerrrrrrrr" Avril is seen mumbling incoherently, like a kid who is borderline retarded.


She needs "professional help" to write elementary lyrics.

Clearly, that is not the only kind of "help" she needs.




Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. Avril Lavigne is a sadistic sociopath. She is truly a freak of nature.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:22:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
Need more info to make a decision.

Which one has the higher IQ?
Which one has the better sense of humor?
Which one has the larger bank account?



We're not taking them on a fact-finding mission to Nairobi.

We're banging them.



Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:35:13 AM EDT
I think when Avril Lavigne grows up she has the potential to be a babe. That's about all I can say about her.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:37:00 AM EDT
Now this will make you chow.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:51:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CelesChere:
Advil Latrine has some tasty looking boobies. She's got that hot little body going for her, but that's about it.
img392.imageshack.us/img392/8070/1083188598avrilbeach6eo.jpg

She sure knows how to rock using the same 3 chords.
img202.imageshack.us/img202/8514/flipe0br.jpg

Here Avril is seen with a seemingly new guitar. No wonder, she's never actually played it.
img202.imageshack.us/img202/5022/27se1.jpg

When asked to name the most influential punk band of all time, Avril chooses Sum 41. Disgusting.
img202.imageshack.us/img202/3434/sqderyckavrilsmooch29ri.jpg

Here's a girl who actually knows how to play the guitar.
img202.imageshack.us/img202/1847/sqguitarpress2002mav7fl.jpg

img202.imageshack.us/img202/1708/michellebranch6lr.jpg

img202.imageshack.us/img202/8831/29to2.jpg

How sweet... I think I vomited in my mouth.
img134.imageshack.us/img134/8438/50kg.jpg

Michelle would beat her scrawny ass to a bloody pulp. She's the kind of girl I'd take home to meet my mom.

Unlike this dejected loser
img396.imageshack.us/img396/341/avril17ri.jpg

Very classy...
img396.imageshack.us/img396/7782/avrillavigne2210016cp.jpg

img396.imageshack.us/img396/4742/avrilbuttcrack8ck.jpg

"Deeerrrrrrrr" Avril is seen mumbling incoherently, like a kid who is borderline retarded.
img392.imageshack.us/img392/2811/avrillavignenomakeup046xb.jpg

She needs "professional help" to write elementary lyrics.

Clearly, that is not the only kind of "help" she needs.
img396.imageshack.us/img396/8809/avril10fj.jpg

img397.imageshack.us/img397/9596/14ix9hl.jpg

Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. Avril Lavigne is a sadistic sociopath. She is truly a freak of nature.



Holy crap, you take all this seriously. Did Avril steal your 8th grade boyfriend or something?

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:58:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By swingset:

Originally Posted By Zardoz:
Need more info to make a decision.

Which one has the higher IQ?
Which one has the better sense of humor?
Which one has the larger bank account?



We're not taking them on a fact-finding mission to Nairobi.

We're banging them.




Link Posted: 9/8/2005 2:03:22 AM EDT
You can dream all you want Chowder. We know your real choices are left hand or right hand.



(the correct answer, in arfcom fashion, is , of course, both)
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 2:31:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2005 2:31:23 AM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Need warning in the thread title
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