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Eleven holes-in-one in a single round...

Tue Aug 2,10:59 AM ET

SEOUL (Reuters) -

North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying.

an engineering prof. of mine actually talks like that....it is really hard to not laugh in class.

What a guy.

Is that some sad attempt at propaganda?

[spotswoode] kim jong il, what's HE doing with terrorists?! [/spotswoode]

I hear he also can do some pretty awesome kung-fu...and jedi mind tricks.

"These aren't the weapons of mass destruction you are looking for.  Move on."

Quoted: Is that some sad attempt at propaganda?

Yes, but we can laugh at it, its so over the top.  

One spike helmet and he ain't so bad.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted

All five of them

Dirka Dirka Dirka

Quoted: North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

It' s true, I tell ya: Just last week, me and the Most Exalted Leader™ had a great laugh about the syntax of line number 24,488,377 in Longhorn's source code - it was a HOOT!

"Fruck you Hans Brix!"

Quoted: Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

Uh huh... just go die already, Kimmy.

He's so amazing, I want that man to have my babies! Do you think he'd be interested?

Quoted: img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/team_america-tlr_m480.jpg news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802/od_nm/korea_memory_dc;_ylt=AoKzOONvnT8UhKkBobLKmE6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc- Eleven holes-in-one in a single round... Tue Aug 2,10:59 AM ET SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code. According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training pornography viewing where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers size of Jenna Jameson's boobs of workers in his Stalinist state without a care for the millions starving in his worker's paradise . "I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People." Strangely, no one has ever challenged the "leader" on his memory skills, as none of them want to have their skin peeled off of their body for trying to make him look bad, reports Bob, an average guy on the streets of NYC who has enough common sense to smell BS when it is around. Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said. Bob further tells us that some televangelists did the same thing with a radio transmitter in their ear. Kim Jong, of course, has the added advantage of absolute power over the lives of his slaves, meaning that even if he f*cks a number up, nobody is going to say so. On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said. He was able to remember this because he masturbates to videos of his government goons causing the hundreds of dead and their bereaved families. "All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory just how much BS they have to swallow daily just to live another day. " the site says. North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule. Kim pilots jet fighters big wheels, pens operas indecent proposals to American porn stars, produces movies WMDs and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played. Bob, our common sense consultant, responded, saying "This guy must have a 2 inch prick to feel the need to make all this sh*t up!" The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying. Unless, of course, they remember the starvation and woe that "nananananananana LEADER" has brought to the nation, for then it would have to be beaten or shot out of their memory immediately.

Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Aww no! Oh, herro. great to see you again, Hans.

Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, and your guards won't let me in to certain areas.

Kim: Hans Hans Hans, we've been through this a dozen times! I don't have any weapons of mass destruction, okay Hans?

Blix: Then let me look around so I can ease the UN's collective mind.

Kim: Hans you're breakin' my balls here, Hans, you're breakin' my balls!

Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you! Let' me see your whole palace, or else!

Kim: Or erse, what?

Blix: Or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.