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Posted: 10/4/2005 6:08:47 PM EDT
FROM: MR.GEORGE BENNETH
ACCOUNTANT, UBN
LAGOS - NIGERIA
TELEFAX: 234-92-721973
EMAIL: georgebenneth@coperateaccountant.com

Dear Friend,

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue
if its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET. Though I know
that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and
worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.
We have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction, as we
have been reliably informed of your discreteness and ability in transactions
of this nature. Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you.

I am Mr.George Benneth an Accountant with the Union Bank of Nigeria Plc.
Lagos. I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and
Reputable person to handle this confidential transaction, which involves the
transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum
confidence.

THE PROPOSITION:

A foreigner Late Engineer Thomas Brown a native of your country was a
Pipeline Engineer with the Federal Government, until his death five years
ago in a pipeline Fire Incidents in warri, banked with us here at Union Bank
Plc. Lagos, and had a closing balance of US$13.5M (Thirteen Million, Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which the bank now unquestionably
expects it to be claimed by any available foreign next-of-kin of the Late
beneficiary or alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for arms
and Ammunition at a military war college here in Nigeria.

Fervent valuable efforts are being made by the Union Bank to get in touch
with any of the Engr. Brown's family or relatives but proved to avail. It is
because of the perceived possibility of not being able to locate any of Late
Engr. Thomas Brown's next-of-kin (he had no known wife and children) that
the management under the influence of our chairman and member of the board
of rectors, retired Major General Aku W. Aku, that an arrangement be made
for the funds to be declared "UNCLAIMABLE" and subsequently be donated to
the Trust Fund for Arms and Ammunition to further enhance the course of war
in Africa and the world in general.

In order to avert this negative development, so of my trusted colleagues and
I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next-of-kin to Late Engr.
Thomas Brown so that the funds US$13.5M would be released and paid into your
bank account as the beneficiary next-of-kin. All documents and proves to
enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out and more so we are
assuring you of a 100% risk free involvement.

Your share stays while the rest would be for my colleagues for and myself
Investment purposes in your country. We have agreed that, the funds will be
shared thus, after it has been transferred into your account 1. 30% of the
money will go to you for acting as the beneficiary of the funds. 2. 10% will
be set aside for reimbursement to both parties for any incidental expenses
that may be incurred in The course of the transfer. 3. 60% to us the
originators of the Transaction.

If this proposal is acceptable by you and you do not wish to take Undue
advantage of the trust, we hope to bestow on you and your Company, then
kindly get to me immediately via my private
Email:georgebenneth@coperateaccountant.com for security reason.

Furnishing me with your most confidential telephone, fax number and
exclusive bank particulars so that I can use this information to apply for
the release and subsequent transfer of the funds in your favor.

Thank you in advance for your anticipated co-operation.

Yours faithfully,
George Benneth
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:11:00 PM EDT
Scam.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:12:46 PM EDT
I'm still waiting for my Nigerian payday. You are SOOOOO lucky!
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:13:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 6:13:19 PM EDT by CajunMojo]
Be wary of the hammer of dead.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:13:02 PM EDT
I forward those to the FBI and carbon copy the original sender.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:13:40 PM EDT
Tell him that you have the 'hammer of dead' and that you'll only give it back if he sends you $100 cash.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:13:42 PM EDT
Offer him some Anus Laptops in exchange for the millions.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:14:16 PM EDT
Beware of the Govenor and the clique mob waiting outside your door.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:15:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 6:16:39 PM EDT by hd_pancho]
I'm the Governor. I have the Clique Mob here with me. Send me $100 or you will be deaded.



eta: Damn. Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:19:05 PM EDT
Goddamnit... I've emailed these Nigerian fucks several times, they never have any money for me.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:21:35 PM EDT
sounds good..go for it
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:22:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deej86:
Scam.



... ya think?
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:23:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:

Originally Posted By deej86:
Scam.



... ya think?


Oh, come on, who would lie about something like that.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:31:21 PM EDT
I knew aguy when went for one of those scams. All he got were a pair of Elephant tusks, plastic.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:35:10 PM EDT
My favorite is the email address. He couldn't decide if he wanted to "cooperate" or be "corporate".
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:37:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:44:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 6:44:24 PM EDT by JHaines]
Would you guys link to the scam buster here - I'd like to reread that stuff....funny as hell ?
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:58:23 PM EDT
The governor knows all about your house with a car. He has saw you sleeping when at nite. By tomorrow, you will going to be deaded if you dont not send the anus laptops and rebait.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:14:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tc6969:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Tell him that you have the 'hammer of dead' and that you'll only give it back if he sends you $100 cash.



They still have the hammer.

They lost the "Saw of dead"



So they'd be able to figure out I was trying to scam them and send the clique squad after me.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:53:23 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By tc6969:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
Tell him that you have the 'hammer of dead' and that you'll only give it back if he sends you $100 cash.



They still have the hammer.

They lost the "Saw of dead"



So they'd be able to figure out I was trying to scam them and send the clique squad after me.




That had to be the funniest story i'd read in a long, long time....

http://thescambaiter.com/forum/showthread.php?t=109


it's a long read, but funny as hell! (pics and everything)
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:55:25 AM EDT
Damn you all for ruining my operation.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 1:44:56 AM EDT
Reply with this pic
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 1:59:20 AM EDT
The whole scam baiter website is funny as hell. Not just the Cole threads. The weed, jewels, and many others will bust your kidneys. Funny as shit. Just go through the completed scambaits folder.
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