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Posted: 3/8/2006 6:26:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 6:27:00 AM EST by Specop_007]
So, my wifes friend (The massouse) is moving in for a while. No big deal really. She's been moving in some of her stuff the past few days, she doesnt have alot so I didnt even notice it. In fact, I havent even SEEN it. I hear shes moving stuff in, but didnt see anything. I didnt think anything of it until today......

My reloading setup is downstairs. I recieved a package in the mail and went to add it to my little reloading setup and lo and behold, what do I find?







This obviously will have to be addressed.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:27:54 AM EST
OHHHHH SNAP

Just don't go Yanni on her ...
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:28:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By macman37:
OHHHHH SNAP

Just don't go Yanni on her ...



I should haul all the stuff out to the range and put a few holes in it, then just set it all back like it was.....
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:29:31 AM EST
Why do women disrespect men's stuff ALL THE TIME but God help us if we do the same to their shit?
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:30:02 AM EST
Holy houseguest Batman!

That's more than a "alot".
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:30:40 AM EST
No no no no!

That's disrespect ing a man
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:32:36 AM EST
Unacceptable.

Tell her she will have to burn her shit now because the stuff you reload with can cause vag cancer.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:33:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

So, my wifes friend (The massouse) is moving in for a while.




Is she hot?


Might be worth it for the menage a trois
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:36:36 AM EST
Somebodys gonna die. That is just unfuckinacceptable.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:38:11 AM EST
Fish and houseguests both stink after 3 days....
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 6:39:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

So, my wifes friend (The massouse) is moving in for a while.




Is she hot?


Might be worth it for the menage a trois



Shes pretty easy on the eyes, yes.


Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:04:37 AM EST
It's a flat surface with empty space - what do you expect, she's just doing what's normal.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:12:17 AM EST
You're obviously working with a "blank slate" here. Take the opportunity and bring her over to our side.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:13:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By AeroE:
It's a flat surface with empty space - what do you expect, she's just doing what's normal.



I thought it was just my wife.....
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:20:19 AM EST
Ohhhh.........that shit won't fly, she owes you now, and ............i'd hit it by the way.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:35:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By nightstalker:

Originally Posted By AeroE:
It's a flat surface with empty space - what do you expect, she's just doing what's normal.



I thought it was just my wife.....



Nope, mine too!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:44:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By NonConformist:

Originally Posted By nightstalker:

Originally Posted By AeroE:
It's a flat surface with empty space - what do you expect, she's just doing what's normal.



I thought it was just my wife.....



Nope, mine too!



It's a female revenge thing!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 7:49:47 AM EST
Man...if that was my reloading bench...I'd take her shit outisde and burn it. Right now. No kidding.
Set a match to it. Then toss her ass out.

My reloading bench is like a sacred shrine.

It's a holy place.

Geeez.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:08:46 AM EST
Let calmer minds prevail. Just give her some boundaries, along with a few idle threats while cleaning your favorite M-4.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 8:57:22 AM EST
Oh shit!


no no no no...


aw naw she did'nt...

argh yes she did!

I'd be all about requiring payback for this major infraction!
I mean, I want massage. NOW. and later too.
Fuck yeah, massage every day, 2-3 times...
Till I foget how you disrespected and defaced my altar of holy ammunition!



Oh man, I might even require happy endings to cope with my emotional distress. FUCK!!@

Now my friend, go forth and do what smart men do.

Stick it in her pooper and post pics.
Seriously, more pics please!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:01:58 AM EST
I had something similar happen once.

Easiest way to deal with it is to explain that the bottles of EXPLOSIVES are only dangerous
when people stack shit on top of them.

Usually all it takes.

Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:03:36 AM EST
O
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Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:04:10 AM EST
Put it in garbage bags and in the middle of the night place them in her car.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:04:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
I had something similar happen once.

Easiest way to deal with it is to explain that the bottles of EXPLOSIVES are only dangerous
when people stack shit on top of them.

Usually all it takes.




C'mon guys...
There is a beautiful opportunity here! Don't blow it with M4s or Explosives talk... she a massouse for fuck sake!! And easy on the eyes from what I gather... I'd, well, I'm just totally deviant like that and this situation would be a whole hell of alot of fun for me. In fact, I'm downright jealous!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:15:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/8/2006 9:20:25 AM EST by ErinMT]

Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By The_Reaper:
I had something similar happen once.

Easiest way to deal with it is to explain that the bottles of EXPLOSIVES are only dangerous
when people stack shit on top of them.

Usually all it takes.




C'mon guys...
There is a beautiful opportunity here! Don't blow it with M4s or Explosives talk... she a massouse for fuck sake!! And easy on the eyes from what I gather... I'd, well, I'm just totally deviant like that and this situation would be a whole hell of alot of fun for me. In fact, I'm downright jealous!



It is a good situation. You come home from work after having a shitty day and the house guest can work out some of the tension built up in your muscles before you go upstairs to your wife.

Wife gets a calm husband to be loved by.

You get free massages from a cute women...

Expose her to the EBR Syndrome and let life go on.

A different pic might be a good idea. Just to keep your little ones faces off the interweb...
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:24:14 AM EST
Specop_007: If that is the only problem you have with the wifey, your troubles are over. Most of my problems are much more serious.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:36:00 AM EST
Wish her luck next time she goes through airport screening.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 9:58:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Wish her luck next time she goes through airport screening.





Have no fear my Arfcom brethen. Adapt, Improvise and Overcome.
These are the rules we as men must live by.

I'm currently busy improvising and overcoming, but rest assured an update will follow later.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:38:20 AM EST
I hope it feels great.
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:47:39 AM EST
Not just no, but HELL NO!
Link Posted: 3/8/2006 10:49:39 AM EST
That should cost at least two Happy Endings.
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