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Posted: 4/23/2016 6:10:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2016 6:10:59 PM EDT by FrankSymptoms]
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:14:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/23/2016 6:15:57 PM EDT by WileyG27]



       

SAY IT!!!








...or you have to go fuck a duck.







 
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:16:50 PM EDT
A prof's love for his goose is different than a squares love...
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:17:20 PM EDT
Lol.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:29:02 PM EDT
Geese need lovin, too.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:34:15 PM EDT
What's good for the goose, is good for the gander.
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Hens love roosters, Geese love gander
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:37:48 PM EDT
It's all fun and games until the internetz gets a video of you balls deep in a goose's cloaca.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:37:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steelycr:
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/thread
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Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:42:40 PM EDT
Someone explain pls.

I know it has some thing to do with "lol"
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:45:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:

Someone explain pls.

I know it has some thing to do with "lol"
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I think it's related to this.


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Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:




Someone explain pls.
I know it has some thing to do with "lol"
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Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:




Someone explain pls.
I know it has some thing to do with "lol"






 





Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Speaking of fowl sex ... (ha ha, I made a funny )
When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.
One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.
That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.
Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.





This was posted a long time ago.... he has not been allowed to live it down, and has contributed material to fowl related threads often enough to make us wonder whether it was a farm boy, or himself described in the story.




 
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:46:19 PM EDT
We had a pet goose when I was a kid. She (we thought it was a He until it started laying eggs) was a better watch dog than our actual dogs. I once saw her chase a big effin' GSD clear down the steet.
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Originally Posted By anesvick:

 

This was posted a long time ago.... he has not been allowed to live it down, and has contributed material often enough to make us wonder whether it was a farm boy, or himself described in the story.
 
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Originally Posted By anesvick:
Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:
Someone explain pls.

I know it has some thing to do with "lol"

 
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Speaking of fowl sex ... (ha ha, I made a funny )



When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck). He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.

One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.


That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.

Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.


This was posted a long time ago.... he has not been allowed to live it down, and has contributed material often enough to make us wonder whether it was a farm boy, or himself described in the story.
 

It's always "a friend " or "someone I know. "
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:47:28 PM EDT
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That's some fancy book smarts you got there -- with the proper terminology and such.  

I had to look it up; then I stayed a bit looking at the photos.  Meh, I aint proud.
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Originally Posted By mayday:
That's some fancy book smarts you got there -- with the proper terminology and such.  

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Originally Posted By mayday:



Originally Posted By MonkTx:

It's all fun and games until the internetz gets a video of you balls deep in a goose's cloaca.




That's some fancy book smarts you got there -- with the proper terminology and such.  





 
Either book smarts, or on the job learnin'
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 6:54:21 PM EDT
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I think it's related to this.


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Originally Posted By Smashy:
Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:

Someone explain pls.

I know it has some thing to do with "lol"



I think it's related to this.



I read about that in Strategy & Tactics.  However, goose in a drawer is not explained by that.
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 7:03:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MonkTx:
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It's ok, because that's really not an asshole.
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Originally Posted By mayday:
That's some fancy book smarts you got there -- with the proper terminology and such.  



I had to look it up; then I stayed a bit looking at the photos.  Meh, I aint proud.

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Originally Posted By mayday:



Originally Posted By MonkTx:

It's all fun and games until the internetz gets a video of you balls deep in a goose's cloaca.




That's some fancy book smarts you got there -- with the proper terminology and such.  



I had to look it up; then I stayed a bit looking at the photos.  Meh, I aint proud.



I'm an accountant by profession, never knew that word until I was hanging out with my cousin that is a doctor.  He went into great detail about a patient of his, a stripper, who managed to give herself a cloaca when she fell on one of her stage props and severed the taint dividing her anus and vagina.



 
Link Posted: 4/23/2016 7:06:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MonkTx:

I'm an accountant by profession, never knew that word until I was hanging out with my cousin that is a doctor.  He went into great detail about a patient of his, a stripper, who managed to give herself a cloaca when she fell on one of her stage props and severed the taint dividing her anus and vagina.
 
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Originally Posted By mayday:
Originally Posted By MonkTx:
It's all fun and games until the internetz gets a video of you balls deep in a goose's cloaca.


That's some fancy book smarts you got there -- with the proper terminology and such.  

I had to look it up; then I stayed a bit looking at the photos.  Meh, I aint proud.

I'm an accountant by profession, never knew that word until I was hanging out with my cousin that is a doctor.  He went into great detail about a patient of his, a stripper, who managed to give herself a cloaca when she fell on one of her stage props and severed the taint dividing her anus and vagina.
 

How much workers comp did she get?
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Originally Posted By 4v50:

I read about that in Strategy & Tactics.  However, goose in a drawer is not explained by that.
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Originally Posted By 4v50:
Originally Posted By Smashy:
Originally Posted By RouxGaRoux:

Someone explain pls.

I know it has some thing to do with "lol"



I think it's related to this.



I read about that in Strategy & Tactics.  However, goose in a drawer is not explained by that.


Scroll down. The flag.

Link Posted: 4/23/2016 7:22:43 PM EDT
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If  that was a penguin      Aimless   threads   would be epic......  

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