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Posted: 12/13/2013 10:04:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:04:47 AM EDT by Firefoxammo]
Son of a beech!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:05:58 AM EDT
Drinking Brandy.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:06:33 AM EDT

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Yeah, that.







 
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:07:05 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:08:22 AM EDT
And you can't find anywhere to sit down a pee, huh?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:08:26 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By TylerF:



Yeah, that.





 
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Originally Posted By helmutlent:

Drinking Brandy.
Yeah, that.





 




 
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:08:28 AM EDT
What could go wrong?

ARfcom, I gotta love you. You guys admit to the fuckiest things here sometimes.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:09:21 AM EDT
Drinking with a firearm?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:09:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By helmutlent:
Drinking Brandy.
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Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:09:57 AM EDT
See if you can write your name, bet you can't

Just whip the dam thing out and piss away.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:09:59 AM EDT
Let'er fly.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:10:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:11:11 AM EDT by Hugo_Stiglitz]
If piss does anything to deer hunting it is a curiosity scent, possible attractant.  Let it fly.

Taking a shit is another thing entirely, but piss at will.

Originally Posted By DrRemulak:
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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:10:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DrRemulak:
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Nope. Bow! Ahahahahahah
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:10:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:13:20 AM EDT by CTM1]
Nothing like booze and gun bow play what R U trying to do cut yourself

and I hope your not bitching about it being 30 degress as I was out in 19 degress yesterday laying in the snow trying
to call in predators in order to make them my prey

PS for the love of God I hope you are strapped in with a harness and becareful climbing down or Darwin may visit you
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:10:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:10:52 AM EDT by California_Kid]
You're drinking while armed?  Or are you just drinking?

 
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:11:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Son of a beech!
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You must be drinking the brandy out of something.  Polish it off and pee into the container.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:12:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By CTM1:
Nothing like booze and gun bow play what R U trying to do cut yourself

and I hope your not bitching about it being 30 degress as I was out in 19 degress yesterday laying in the snow trying
to call in predators in order to make them my prey
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No complaints. It was 15 this am. Bared it for 4 hrs. Brrrrrrrr
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:13:31 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ScopeScar:


You must be drinking the brandy out of something.  Polish it off and pee into the container.
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Son of a beech!


You must be drinking the brandy out of something.  Polish it off and pee into the container.

a 32 ounce container is good for exactly two pees.  No more.  I learned from experience.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:14:06 AM EDT
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I heard a few guys talking about how one of them peed in a hollow spot in a tree and a deer came up and drank out of it.   Afterwards the deer walked off hacking up mucous like it was about to die.
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Beer Drinking Hunter Falls From Tree Stand

Beer-drinking deer hunter falls from tree stand
By News Sentinel staff

DANDRIDGE - A hunter drinking beer fell from a tree stand in Jefferson County and is in the hospital with serious internal injuries, according to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.

Billy Mitchum, 47, of Dandridge fell from the ladder stand about 5:30 p.m. Saturday.

He was hunting on private land in the Harold Patterson Road area on the opening day of Tennessee's second segment of gun season for deer, the TWRA said in a press release today.

A landowner found Mitchum about 8 p.m. after he did not return from the hunt after dark. he was not wearing a fall restraint system, according to the TWRA.

Mitchum told officers he wasn't wearing the system because there was a safety bard around the stand.

He also told officers he had consumed about four beers.

Mitchum was flown by Lifestart helicopter to the University of Tennessee Medical Center.

The TWRA is continuing to investigate the accident.

More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:17:41 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By camarojsmith:

a 32 ounce container is good for exactly two pees.  No more.  I learned from experience.
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Originally Posted By ScopeScar:
Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Son of a beech!


You must be drinking the brandy out of something.  Polish it off and pee into the container.

a 32 ounce container is good for exactly two pees.  No more.  I learned from experience.


Yeah BTDT.  That 3rd one you try to squeeze in overflows and makes you drop the bottle, spilling the entire contents on the tent floor when it's pouring freezing rain outside.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:20:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 10:22:14 AM EDT by Skg_Mre_Lght]
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:21:20 AM EDT
Are you wearing your UGGs?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:22:06 AM EDT
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Is there a problem having a small beverage?

Fucking women on this site.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:22:21 AM EDT
just don't stand up to pee and fall out of the stand - probably the leading cause in hunting and fishing related injuries - peeing while intoxicated.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:23:36 AM EDT
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Yeah, that.


 
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Originally Posted By helmutlent:
Drinking Brandy.
Yeah, that.


 


Darwin working over time on the OP.


Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:25:39 AM EDT
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No. Danners today. Uggs have Zero insulation
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:26:14 AM EDT
I am man, nature is my toilet.

You must be one of those ninnies that won't even pee in the shower.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:26:48 AM EDT
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OP, the majority of hunting accidents are falls from tree stands.

Don't become a statistic...
...unless you do something so undeniably unique that you find yourself in a whole new category of accident!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:27:00 AM EDT
Pissing does nothing to scare off deer.

I've pissed on trees only to have bucks come and mark it for themselves.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:28:15 AM EDT
Bear Grylls it. Drink the same brandy twice.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:28:41 AM EDT
Smartphones...  Only in this day and age can someone go hunting and surf Arfcom at the same time.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:29:18 AM EDT
do it in the suit
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:29:47 AM EDT
Take a piss.






I've set up mock scrapes and pissed on it to get it started.  Bucks will be drawn to it and continue the scrape on their own.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:30:04 AM EDT
http://www.stadiumpal.com/

You can make your peeps anywhere at any time.

Now I just got to figure out how to take mobile discreet poops.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:30:21 AM EDT
Take a sip for me Bro, kill a big one.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:31:12 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:



Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio.
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Originally Posted By helmutlent:
Drinking Brandy.



Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio.


Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:38:00 AM EDT
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Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Originally Posted By helmutlent:
Drinking Brandy.



Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio.


Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard



Hater bra... Your a hater...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:44:24 AM EDT
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Hater bra... Your a hater...
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Originally Posted By helmutlent:
Drinking Brandy.



Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio.


Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard



Hater bra... Your a hater...

iheart is the only way I can stay in the woods all day during the rut.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:46:11 AM EDT
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Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:
Originally Posted By helmutlent:
Drinking Brandy.



Yup blackberry brandy... Yummy. Just pissed and turned on iheart radio.


Wow...enjoy the wilderness fuck-tard


Go sit in the corner.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:49:12 AM EDT
you dont know how to piss off the treestand?

also you might as well just go home if you are going to listen to the radio
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:54:58 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Firefoxammo:



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Did you make the brandy? Sometimes I make my own...got a good recipe.
Got a good hot deer jerky recipe too. They go good together on a cold day.





BTW to those freaking out, he is bow hunting and probably just taking a nip from a flask (I assume), not getting hammered, calm down.





City kids..lol.





 
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:56:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 57Strat:


Beer Drinking Hunter Falls From Tree Stand

Beer-drinking deer hunter falls from tree stand
By News Sentinel staff

DANDRIDGE - A hunter drinking beer fell from a tree stand in Jefferson County and is in the hospital with serious internal injuries, according to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.

Billy Mitchum, 47, of Dandridge fell from the ladder stand about 5:30 p.m. Saturday.

He was hunting on private land in the Harold Patterson Road area on the opening day of Tennessee's second segment of gun season for deer, the TWRA said in a press release today.

A landowner found Mitchum about 8 p.m. after he did not return from the hunt after dark. he was not wearing a fall restraint system, according to the TWRA.

Mitchum told officers he wasn't wearing the system because there was a safety bard around the stand.

He also told officers he had consumed about four beers.

Mitchum was flown by Lifestart helicopter to the University of Tennessee Medical Center.

The TWRA is continuing to investigate the accident.

More details as they develop online and in Tuesday's News Sentinel.
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So how is he supposed to quench that cotton mouth after toking up?  Come on man THINK.  


I dont hunt but I couldnt imagine sitting in the woods in the winter that long without drinking something.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 10:56:31 AM EDT
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you dont know how to piss off the treestand?

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Really now... Funny I tookan 8 pointer 2 weeks ago and A 550lb moose in Oct while ihearting...

Myth bra... Your full of it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:00:50 AM EDT
Post a pic of some deer if you can.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:03:48 AM EDT
What?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 11:06:23 AM EDT
Illegal to do in Ohio.
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