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Posted: 9/10/2004 11:14:59 PM EDT
The GF said no and my hand fell asleep.
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Dude... your hand fell asleep? It's like someone else is doing it for you.... |
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What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep?
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i can officially say that i feel dumber, soley due to this thread.
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My GF was lying on my arm and it went numb. Then I asked if she wanted to play and she said no. Then she went to bed. |
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This will take care of your poblem.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=273173 |
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Yes it will. |
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That does not help a bit. |
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Your GF denied you in more ways than one. Evil wench. |
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Dutchoven. Or on her ride into work. Thats what she will get. I've got some beer and 15 bean soup farts bubbling up. |
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Peanut butter and the dog do not count. |
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I was all alone tonight surrounded by friends and their girlfriends
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I hate that. I feel your pain. TITTY BAR TIME! |
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Look at that smile. I bet you had the prettiest teeth he ever came across.
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Nah, that would just make me feel more alone. |
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Gotcha. Been there. |
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Smart man. |
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+ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 |
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Step 1...
Get a bottle of jergens.. Step 2... Grab a dirty magazine or video... Step 3.. Well you shoulda figured this one out by now. |
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What if all he has is vegetable oil? Or VIRGIN Olive Oil? |
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Wear a rubber. |
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Real men use Crisco....
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That is called... "The Phantom" S |
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Send her home, not doin her job, doesn't need to be there hehe - OR - Go in the bedroom and snipe her ass while she's sleepin all nice, leaving you frustrated |
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Trust you foockers to turn a frumpy moment into a good laugh.
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What the fuck is a "frumpy moment"? |
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"frumpy moment" = NO PIE!! and it was just waxed (or what ever she does to make i purrty) two days prior. Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer. I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them. |
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Blame the cat. |
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HAHAHA!!!! Catchers mit??!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
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Ah ya nasty bastage..I hope she uses your toothbrush to give herself a papsmear. |
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The cat could not produce that volume. besides my cat is fixed. |
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OH MY GOD I'M IN TEARS RIGHT NOW! |
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