User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:14:59 PM EDT
The GF said no and my hand fell asleep.
This sucks. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:15:26 PM EDT
[#1]
um. ok.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:16:12 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm a bit drunk too.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:16:16 PM EDT
[#3]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:16:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Dude... your hand fell asleep? It's like someone else is doing it for you....
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:17:08 PM EDT
[#5]
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen yet.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:17:58 PM EDT
[#6]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:18:09 PM EDT
[#7]
What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:18:38 PM EDT
[#8]
i can officially say that i feel dumber, soley due to this thread.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:19:13 PM EDT
[#9]
sublimedirectory.com
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:21:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Fistina didnt put out...damn sucks to be you
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:21:10 PM EDT
[#11]
My GF was lying on my arm and it went numb. Then I asked if she wanted to play and she said no  . Then she went to bed.
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:22:10 PM EDT
[#12]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:23:00 PM EDT
[#13]
Yes it will. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:25:41 PM EDT
[#14]
 That does not help a bit.
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:27:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Your GF denied you in more ways than one. Evil wench. |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:29:07 PM EDT
[#16]
I just got a BJ!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:30:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Must... resist.... mother joke.... |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:30:46 PM EDT
[#18]
Next time get two and give me one.
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:30:47 PM EDT
[#19]
How did it taste? |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:30:58 PM EDT
[#20]
Dutchoven. Or on her ride into work. Thats what she will get. I've got some beer and 15 bean soup farts bubbling up. 
|
|||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:31:49 PM EDT
[#21]
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:31:58 PM EDT
[#22]
Peanut butter and the dog do not count. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:33:03 PM EDT
[#23]
did you spit or swallow? |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:33:35 PM EDT
[#24]
I was all alone tonight surrounded by friends and their girlfriends
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:34:34 PM EDT
[#25]
I hate that. I feel your pain. TITTY BAR TIME! |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:34:58 PM EDT
[#26]
Look at that smile. I bet you had the prettiest teeth he ever came across.
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:36:43 PM EDT
[#27]
Nah, that would just make me feel more alone. |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:37:19 PM EDT
[#28]
Gotcha. Been there. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:37:46 PM EDT
[#29]
Smart man. |
|||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:44:36 PM EDT
[#30]
+ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:46:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Step 1...
Get a bottle of jergens.. Step 2... Grab a dirty magazine or video... Step 3.. Well you shoulda figured this one out by now. |
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:48:10 PM EDT
[#32]
What if all he has is vegetable oil? Or VIRGIN Olive Oil? |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:49:55 PM EDT
[#33]
Wear a rubber.
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:49:56 PM EDT
[#34]
Real men use Crisco....
|
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:50:31 PM EDT
[#35]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:50:31 PM EDT
[#36]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/10/2004 11:53:13 PM EDT
[#37]
That is called... "The Phantom"  S |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:00:29 AM EDT
[#38]
You are quite limber aren't you? Bob
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:00:33 AM EDT
[#39]
Send her home, not doin her job, doesn't need to be there hehe - OR - Go in the bedroom and snipe her ass while she's sleepin all nice, leaving you frustrated |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:03:06 AM EDT
[#40]
Trust you foockers to turn a frumpy moment into a good laugh.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:10:49 AM EDT
[#41]
What the fuck is a "frumpy moment"? 
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:16:08 AM EDT
[#42]
"frumpy moment" = NO PIE!! and it was just waxed (or what ever she does to make i purrty) two days prior. Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer. I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them. |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:16:55 AM EDT
[#43]
Blame the cat. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:17:23 AM EDT
[#44]
HAHAHA!!!! Catchers mit??!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
|||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:18:04 AM EDT
[#45]
Ah ya nasty bastage..I hope she uses your toothbrush to give herself a papsmear. |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:18:13 AM EDT
[#46]
The cat could not produce that volume. besides my cat is fixed. |
||
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:19:14 AM EDT
[#47]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:19:34 AM EDT
[#48]
OH MY GOD I'M IN TEARS RIGHT NOW! |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:24:31 AM EDT
[#49]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 9/11/2004 12:41:56 AM EDT
[#50]
You have a GF?
Didnt know that. |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
