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Posted: 9/10/2004 10:14:59 PM EST
The GF said no and my hand fell asleep.

This sucks.


Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:15:26 PM EST
um. ok.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:16:12 PM EST
I'm a bit drunk too.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:16:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:16:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
The GF said no and my hand fell asleep.

This sucks.





Dude... your hand fell asleep? It's like someone else is doing it for you....

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:17:08 PM EST
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen yet.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:17:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
gothmog.homeip.net:8000/stuffage/tmi.jpg



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:18:09 PM EST
What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:18:38 PM EST
i can officially say that i feel dumber, soley due to this thread.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:19:13 PM EST
sublimedirectory.com
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:21:02 PM EST
Fistina didnt put out...damn sucks to be you
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:21:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 10:21:43 PM EST by bblake00]

Originally Posted By m_jacobs_wife:
What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep?



My GF was lying on my arm and it went numb. Then I asked if she wanted to play and she said no. Then she went to bed.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:22:10 PM EST
This will take care of your poblem.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=273173
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:23:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2A373:
This will take care of your poblem.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=273173




Yes it will.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:25:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2A373:
This will take care of your poblem.
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=273173



That does not help a bit.

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:27:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By m_jacobs_wife:
What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep?



My GF was lying on my arm and it went numb. Then I asked if she wanted to play and she said no. Then she went to bed.




Your GF denied you in more ways than one. Evil wench.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:29:07 PM EST
I just got a BJ!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:30:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!



Must... resist.... mother joke....
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:30:46 PM EST
Next time get two and give me one.


Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:30:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!





How did it taste?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:30:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By m_jacobs_wife:
What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep?



My GF was lying on my arm and it went numb. Then I asked if she wanted to play and she said no. Then she went to bed.




Your GF denied you in more ways than one. Evil wench.



Dutchoven. Or on her ride into work. Thats what she will get. I've got some beer and 15 bean soup farts bubbling up.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:31:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By dpmmn:

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!





How did it taste?



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:31:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!




Peanut butter and the dog do not count.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:33:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!



did you spit or swallow?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:33:35 PM EST
I was all alone tonight surrounded by friends and their girlfriends
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:34:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
I was all alone tonight surrounded by friends and their girlfriends



I hate that. I feel your pain.

TITTY BAR TIME!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:34:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 10:35:53 PM EST by bblake00]
Look at that smile. I bet you had the prettiest teeth he ever came across.



Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!<------

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:36:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
I was all alone tonight surrounded by friends and their girlfriends



I hate that. I feel your pain.

TITTY BAR TIME!



Nah, that would just make me feel more alone.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:37:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
Nah, that would just make me feel more alone.



Gotcha. Been there.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:37:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
I was all alone tonight surrounded by friends and their girlfriends



I hate that. I feel your pain.

TITTY BAR TIME!



Nah, that would just make me feel more alone.




Smart man.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:44:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
gothmog.homeip.net:8000/stuffage/tmi.jpg



+ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:46:51 PM EST
Step 1...

Get a bottle of jergens..

Step 2...

Grab a dirty magazine or video...

Step 3..

Well you shoulda figured this one out by now.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:48:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Step 1...

Get a bottle of jergens..

Step 2...

Grab a dirty magazine or video...

Step 3..

Well you shoulda figured this one out by now.



What if all he has is vegetable oil? Or VIRGIN Olive Oil?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:49:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Step 1...

Get a bottle of jergens..

Step 2...

Grab a dirty magazine or video...

Step 3..

Well you shoulda figured this one out by now.



What if all he has is vegetable oil? Or VIRGIN Olive Oil?



Wear a rubber.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:49:56 PM EST
Real men use Crisco....


Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Step 1...

Get a bottle of jergens..

Step 2...

Grab a dirty magazine or video...

Step 3..

Well you shoulda figured this one out by now.



What if all he has is vegetable oil? Or VIRGIN Olive Oil?

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:50:31 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:50:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 10:50:56 PM EST by Fly-Navy]

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Real men use Crisco....



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 10:53:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
The GF said no and my hand fell asleep.

This sucks.





Dude... your hand fell asleep? It's like someone else is doing it for you....




That is called... "The Phantom"


S
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:00:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!



You are quite limber aren't you?


Bob
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:00:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:03:47 PM EST by JB69]

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By m_jacobs_wife:
What were you going to do with your hand before it fell asleep? hr


My GF was lying on my arm and it went numb. Then I asked if she wanted to play and she said nohen



Send her home, not doin her job, doesn't need to be there hehe
- OR -

Go in the bedroom and snipe her ass while she's sleepin all nice, leaving you frustrated
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:03:06 PM EST
Trust you foockers to turn a frumpy moment into a good laugh.


Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:10:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Trust you foockers to turn a frumpy moment into a good laugh.





What the fuck is a "frumpy moment"?

Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:16:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 11:16:56 PM EST by bblake00]

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Trust you foockers to turn a frumpy moment into a good laugh.





What the fuck is a "frumpy moment"?




"frumpy moment" = NO PIE!! and it was just waxed (or what ever she does to make i purrty) two days prior.

Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer.

I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:16:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer. I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them.





Blame the cat.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:17:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Trust you foockers to turn a frumpy moment into a good laugh.





What the fuck is a "frumpy moment"?




"frumpy moment" = NO PIE!! and it was just waxed (or what ever she does to make i purrty) two days prior.

Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer.

I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them.




HAHAHA!!!! Catchers mit??!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:18:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer. I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them.





Blame the cat.



Ah ya nasty bastage..I hope she uses your toothbrush to give herself a papsmear.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:18:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Any way I just used one of her panties as a catchers mit. Then put them back into her drawer. I'm going to be in deep shit when she finds them.





Blame the cat.



The cat could not produce that volume. besides my cat is fixed.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:19:14 PM EST

Originally Posted By OKLAHOMA_LAWMAN:
I just got a BJ!



Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:19:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:
The cat could not produce that volume. besides my cat is fixed.





OH MY GOD I'M IN TEARS RIGHT NOW!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:24:31 PM EST
"catchers mitt"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA here
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:41:56 PM EST
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