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Posted: 8/14/2005 5:36:49 PM EDT

Is there any equivalent phrase that a male could use which would give him a couple of days off a month, excuse to be a sob, go lie down in the toilet for extended breaks, be an emotional wreck, scream at the kids, kick the dog, throw temper tantrums, ect, ect. ? Would "my balls hurt" or " my penis is dripping" or "I have crotchrot" be as effective?

rk

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:38:15 PM EDT

[#1]

"I have the shits."

Nobody EVER questions the shits!
~Dg84

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:38:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Huh? You're a wimminz?

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:38:16 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Is there any equivalent phrase that a male could use which would give him a couple of days off a month, excuse to be a sob, go lie down in the toilet for extended breaks, be an emotional wreck, scream at the kids, kick the dog, throw temper tantrums, ect, ect. ? Would "my balls hurt" or " my penis is dripping" or "I have crotchrot" be as effective?

rk

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:38:51 PM EDT

[#4]

Eat about 100 hot wings,extra hot, some boiled eggs, 2 glasses of milk, and 4 beers.

This will give you "The DYNAMARIA" as my youngest son used to call it..........

You can cry like a little bitch and sit on the toilet then

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:38:57 PM EDT

[#5]

i think if "my penis is dripping", that would be a problem for more than a few days.

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:39:14 PM EDT

[#6]

That rash around your bunghole may qualify.

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:42:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Wow... at least I know I'm not the only one who clicked a thread titled "I'm having my period."

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:43:02 PM EDT

[#8]

Oh, this will be a popular thread with the ladies.

BTW, I certainly hope you never get a a sex descrimination lawsuit and this thread is used is eveidence.

Somethings for sure wrong for your lightbulb is usually a lot brighter than this thread.

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:43:50 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
"I have the shits."

Nobody EVER questions the shits!
~Dg84

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:44:54 PM EDT

[#10]

Nope. We say that about you guys, too when you feel the need "to be an sob, go lie down in the toilet for extended breaks, be an emotional wreck, scream at the kids, kick the dog, throw temper tantrums"...all that good stuff we just love so much.

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:45:06 PM EDT

[#11]

order some colon blow from cheeks and take it just before you get to work. they will be happy to send you home

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:46:44 PM EDT

[#12]

I don't know. Usually when I'm looking run down, easily agitated, and in need of some days off and people ask me what's wrong, I just say, "my girlfriend is having her period", and everyone understands.

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:46:50 PM EDT

[#13]

go lie down in the toilet

WTF?

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:48:10 PM EDT

[#14]

take a pamprin, pick up the shattered remnants of your life and move on

weenie

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:49:38 PM EDT

[#15]

Save up a massive shit. Then get that and a glass of water ready. Wait until you see your boss head for the restroom, then follow him. As he walks towards the door, rush past him and go into a stall.

Drop that shit, which will hoplefully produse lots of gas and farting sounds, and at the same time pour the water into the the bowl to provide added sound effects.

Then when you're done, stop by his office and say you don't feel well and need to go home.

Then you can take the rest of that day, and all of the following day off without looking like you're playing hookie.

Posted: 8/14/2005 5:51:21 PM EDT

[#16]

So what is the point here? Is this just another "lets bash the wimmnz" thread???

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:36:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Nope. No women bashing at all. I just want equality. If they have an automatic accepted pass for behavior explosions and nastiness due to nature then we guys need to develop one too. But it needs to be monthly, last for a few days, have marketing support, acceptance by society, and feared by all. Would a monthly scheduled hemmorhoid flare up work?

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:42:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Wow... at least I know I'm not the only one who clicked a thread titled "I'm having my period."

+1

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:44:43 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Nope. No women bashing at all. I just want equality.

Post pics when the implants are in.

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:46:11 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Save up a massive shit. Then get that and a glass of water ready. Wait until you see your boss head for the restroom, then follow him. As he walks towards the door, rush past him and go into a stall.

Drop that shit, which will hoplefully produse lots of gas and farting sounds, and at the same time pour the water into the the bowl to provide added sound effects.

glass of water ready

Replace this with a plastic mustard squirt bottle,you can control the squirts to a more realistic sound.Make sure to moan a little between squirts for added effect.

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:54:39 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Nope. No women bashing at all. I just want equality. If they have an automatic accepted pass for behavior explosions and nastiness due to nature then we guys need to develop one too. But it needs to be monthly, last for a few days, have marketing support, acceptance by society, and feared by all. Would a monthly scheduled hemmorhoid flare up work?

I wish you equality in this area!

BTW, you are a man - you need no other excuse

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:55:17 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Save up a massive shit. Then get that and a glass of water ready. Wait until you see your boss head for the restroom, then follow him. As he walks towards the door, rush past him and go into a stall.

Drop that shit, which will hoplefully produse lots of gas and farting sounds, and at the same time pour the water into the the bowl to provide added sound effects.

glass of water ready

Replace this with a plastic mustard squirt bottle,you can control the squirts to a more realistic sound.Make sure to moan a little between squirts for added effect.

Loudly screaming "Oh God, make it stop" and banging on the stall walls would be even better.

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:59:19 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Save up a massive shit. Then get that and a glass of water ready. Wait until you see your boss head for the restroom, then follow him. As he walks towards the door, rush past him and go into a stall.

Drop that shit, which will hoplefully produse lots of gas and farting sounds, and at the same time pour the water into the the bowl to provide added sound effects.

glass of water ready

Replace this with a plastic mustard squirt bottle,you can control the squirts to a more realistic sound.Make sure to moan a little between squirts for added effect.

Loudly screaming "Oh God, make it stop" and banging on the stall walls would be even better.

Don't forget peanut butter spread on some tp, drop it by his foot and then ask him to kick it back to you.

Posted: 8/14/2005 6:59:27 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Nope. No women bashing at all. I just want equality. If they have an automatic accepted pass for behavior explosions and nastiness due to nature then we guys need to develop one too. But it needs to be monthly, last for a few days, have marketing support, acceptance by society, and feared by all. Would a monthly scheduled hemmorhoid flare up work?

I wish you equality in this area!

BTW, you are a man - you need no other excuse

We're men! We don't whine or have to balme something else for our actions.

That's what make us stronger and more productive workers.

Posted: 8/14/2005 7:00:01 PM EDT

[#25]

My women at home are on their period so I'm having mine.

Posted: 8/14/2005 7:01:16 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Nope. No women bashing at all. I just want equality. If they have an automatic accepted pass for behavior explosions and nastiness due to nature then we guys need to develop one too. But it needs to be monthly, last for a few days, have marketing support, acceptance by society, and feared by all. Would a monthly scheduled hemmorhoid flare up work?

I wish you equality in this area!

BTW, you are a man - you need no other excuse

We're men! We don't whine or have to balme something else for our actions.

That's what make us stronger and more productive workers.

Really? What is this thread about then?

Posted: 8/14/2005 7:07:59 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Save up a massive shit. Then get that and a glass of water ready. Wait until you see your boss head for the restroom, then follow him. As he walks towards the door, rush past him and go into a stall.

Drop that shit, which will hoplefully produse lots of gas and farting sounds, and at the same time pour the water into the the bowl to provide added sound effects.

glass of water ready

Replace this with a plastic mustard squirt bottle,you can control the squirts to a more realistic sound.Make sure to moan a little between squirts for added effect.

good call ... that would be more easily concealed and transported ot the john with oyu too.

Also, the moaning would let him recognize your voice so there's no doubt that it's you in that stall shitting your intestines out.

Posted: 8/14/2005 7:17:05 PM EDT

[#28]

Someone change the title of this thread to "How to make the most effective synthetic shit", please.

Didnt we have a similar thread like this a few months ago about smokers taking smoke breaks?

Posted: 8/14/2005 7:21:54 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
I don't know. Usually when I'm looking run down, easily agitated, and in need of some days off and people ask me what's wrong, I just say, "my girlfriend is having her period", and everyone understands.