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Posted: 1/29/2011 5:19:38 PM EDT
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:20:37 PM EDT
Lolwhut?
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:21:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?



If you dont walk barefoot on hot coals you dont have a hair on your ass!


Just kidding, dont do anything to hurt yourselves please.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:21:03 PM EDT
fall asleep by the fire and wake up in the morning with melted shoes
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:22:17 PM EDT
Last time I was hammered near a fire, some dope smoking punk started flapping his gums at me and nearly got thrown into the fire. That was a long time ago, when I was an angry drunk. I've mellowed alot since then.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:22:18 PM EDT
Pool party.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:22:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?

Step #1:
Put the laptop away...

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:22:49 PM EDT
Piss on the fire.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:24:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By wicketsurplus:
Piss on the fire.


Already did it!!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:25:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Originally Posted By wicketsurplus:
Piss on the fire.


Already did it!!



Exposed sausage around a drunken camp fire. Good times.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:26:48 PM EDT
My advice is be the person who holds the other's beer.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:27:57 PM EDT
Take pics of any hot girls that are there and post them here.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:28:04 PM EDT
Break out a guitar and sing several bars of kumbaya.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:29:39 PM EDT
See who has the highest pain tolerance?

Just kidding, don't do that.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:30:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By colklink:
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?



If you dont walk barefoot on hot coals you dont have a hair on your ass!


Just kidding, dont do anything to hurt yourselves please.

If you fart into the fire then you won't have hair on your ass.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:31:26 PM EDT
dance the dance of wild abandon as Eygpt burns
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:31:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KRONIIK:
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?

Step #1:
Put the laptop away...



This.

Disconnected from the tubes.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:31:56 PM EDT
Here's our fire.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:32:34 PM EDT
Dude, that isn't much of a fire.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:33:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Here's our fire.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c214/ryan_s78/2011-01-29_21-25-51_134.jpg


That's a regular five-alarm you've got there.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:33:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Dude, that isn't much of a fire.


You're not standing next to it....
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:34:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?



You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:34:34 PM EDT
IBTRG
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:35:01 PM EDT
Orgy.


when that gets old, blood orgy
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:35:04 PM EDT
I'd like to buy an "o" please....
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:35:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Dude, that isn't much of a fire.


You're not standing next to it....

If you aren't getting flames 20 feet into the air,you aren't trying hard enough. You need to scrounge up some railroad ties or something.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:35:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?



You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels.



Russian for duck.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:35:18 PM EDT
Make fire alot bigger and post pics.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:35:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?



You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels.



HA!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:37:07 PM EDT
lay out a bed of coals and walk across it
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:37:38 PM EDT
Make sweet passionate love.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:37:40 PM EDT
Just remember, no matter how fast you think you are, you cannot dump a 1lb can of blackpowder into a fire and escape the fireball, unsinged.


Ask me how I know!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:37:43 PM EDT
box of 22lr in there would help
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:38:06 PM EDT
1. Toss your lighter in the fire without anyone knowing
2. Wait
3. ??????
4. Profit
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:38:59 PM EDT
Originally Posted By packinheavy:
Dude, that isn't much of a fire.


My sentiments as well.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:39:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2011 5:40:19 PM EDT by hammet]
See who can find the biggest log.

ETA: Hookers and blow.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:40:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
Originally Posted By MIDGAPATRIOT:
Me and Ytka are hammered around a fire with our friends. What should we do?



You should stop what you're doing and help this person find a couple of vowels.



Russian for duck.


Must get Moose and Squirrel...whatever...find them a vowel or two.



Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:43:09 PM EDT
Huh, we had two hot lesbians coming over for a 4 wheeler ride and wiener roast, but sickness in the family caused them to turn around and go back before they even got here.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:44:33 PM EDT
"Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:45:15 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:46:16 PM EDT
With no Hot broads around , all you got is a Broke Back campfire......
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:47:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ecgRN:
"Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute.


"Lesbians" and "hot" don't either. What is portrayed on TV does not at all represent the sampling I've seen of the lesbian community in real life
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:47:59 PM EDT
Fuck, I'm fucking hammered. I'll let y'all know how it went tomorrow. Damn I'm drunk!!!! Y'all have a good night.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:48:19 PM EDT
If the lesbians show up there, let me know.

On second thought, I don't wanna know, I'll be pissed.

Third though, let me know, I'll be on my way.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:49:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By ecgRN:
"Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute.


"Lesbians" and "hot" don't either. What is portrayed on TV does not at all represent the sampling I've seen of the lesbian community in real life
These are. One I dated in school a LONG time ago. Her GF is HOT with big juicy juggies.

Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:51:01 PM EDT
Wait before you go, find a 5 gallon bucket fill it with blackpowder, .22lr, and wieners, then get one of the lesbians to ride by on the moose and throw the whole concoction on the fire while the duck watches.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:51:08 PM EDT
I love fires!!!!!

Heres a couple of ours.




A little smaller one





Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:52:20 PM EDT
Jeebus that is a fire.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:53:53 PM EDT
Chuck a box of ammo on the fire. Then book.
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:55:28 PM EDT
I've seen better fires on a 2 year old's birthday cake. You need to represent for GA!
Link Posted: 1/29/2011 5:56:32 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SuperJanitor:
Originally Posted By ecgRN:
"Lesbians" and "wiener" do not compute.


"Lesbians" and "hot" don't either. What is portrayed on TV does not at all represent the sampling I've seen of the lesbian community in real life


You live in Illinois.
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