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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:11:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:12:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Well for a few days at least. Where's my donuts?


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Remember, dogs are for petting, not for shooting...
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:12:22 PM EDT
Can you let us know when to start bashing you?  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:13:15 PM EDT
Congradulations!

Can you help me with this ticket I got the other day?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:14:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:16:39 PM EDT
Kill a hot dot for me at the show.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:20:14 PM EDT
I always thought that impersonating a LEO was a crime?...
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:21:14 PM EDT
I'm a LEO...born in August, 1962.
My wife is a VERGO, we make a great team.
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:21:45 PM EDT
You got your jackboots ready and sporting a high shine?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:22:58 PM EDT
Who's handing those things out?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:23:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:25:01 PM EDT
IBTLDJ (In Before The Lame Dog Jokes)
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:32:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By R-32:
I always thought that impersonating a LEO was a crime?...




Sir quit talking or I'm taking you in and tell your wife to show me her boobs or something.




For your sake officer, I would not do that if I were you...
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:41:14 PM EDT
Dude!  Like my cousin's best friend's sister in law got a ticket in her boyfriends Mustang doing like 73 in  a school zone, but it was SO not her fault cuz like the ice cream was melting and she had to get it to the neighbor lady's nephew's son's classmate's barmitzvah before his teacher's boyfriends daughters hamster died from "gerballing" in the closet with Frederico, the TOTALLY illegal alien housekeeper!!

So, can you like call the judge and make things cool???  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 6:48:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:36:05 PM EDT
I feel safer already...
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:41:59 PM EDT
what is a leo?
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:44:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 7:46:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fullyauto:
what is a leo?



ya know it's like an aries or a gemini


J
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:06:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:10:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Well for a few days at least. Where's my donuts?


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THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!


Where is this show at?  I want to make 100% sure that my teenaged daughter is nowhere around you when you have a badge!!

Sgatr15





Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:13:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:15:49 PM EDT
Hey! I am manager of that place! At least for one day.  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:17:59 PM EDT
This is some seriously funny shit right here...  
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:20:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 8:21:26 PM EDT by Aim4MyHead]

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By Aim4MyHead:

Originally Posted By fullyauto:
what is a leo?



ya know it's like an aries or a gemini


J




Son...that's enough comedy for today...my partner is interviewing your friend....

www.happyfunpundit.com/steve/kateigun.jpg




Why don't you leave that shit to the professionals junior If i have some free time i'll show you the ropes


J
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:21:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/8/2005 8:26:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/8/2005 8:26:51 PM EDT by Wolfpack]
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 12:59:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By Gunbert:
This is some seriously funny shit right here...  




Is that your car blocking traffic up there...were gonna call a wrecker if you don't move it. Your wife can stay with me while you move it.




Ya, right.  The only thing you'll be policing is the leaves in my spa, poolman!  
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 1:08:41 AM EDT
Congradulations!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 1:13:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 1:15:15 AM EDT by bullethead]

Originally Posted By Aim4MyHead:

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:

Originally Posted By Aim4MyHead:

Originally Posted By fullyauto:
what is a leo?



ya know it's like an aries or a gemini

J




Son...that's enough comedy for today...my partner is interviewing your friend....

www.happyfunpundit.com/steve/kateigun.jpg




Why don't you leave that shit to the professionals junior If i have some free time i'll show you the ropes


J

Dude he is going to teach you how to shoot dogs just like the cops do!!!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 1:28:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 1:30:40 AM EDT by Colt_SBR]
It's not too late in your career .  Quit and become a firefighter.    


People don't like cops.    They love firefighters.  

Colt_SBR  

Link Posted: 1/9/2005 2:08:57 AM EDT
Badges.......we don't need no stink'n badges
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 4:20:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 4:57:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 4:59:15 AM EDT by MikeTx]

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Well for a few days at least. Where's my donuts? href=img74.exs.cx/img74/9536/picture0053ak.jpg



Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 6:23:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 6:23:56 AM EDT by Colt_SBR]

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:


'Scuse me boy, do you mind running your trap somewhere else, I'm on patrol right now...ya know...making the fine citizens who pay my salary safe. It's shift change in a few minutes and I haven't had my donuts yet.

 

I see it's already to late.  The power has gone to your head.    

Never mind, continure your patrol/harassment.    

Colt_SBR  

Link Posted: 1/9/2005 6:28:21 AM EDT
Wolfpack has to be working VICE.  He keeps tabs on the Perv's with his Pre-ban BOTD forum.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 6:36:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wolfpack:
Son...that's enough comedy for today...my partner is interviewing your friend....








Link Posted: 1/9/2005 6:53:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
I'm a LEO...born in August, 1962.
My wife is a VERGO, we make a great team.


Don't mean to sound stupid but what does VERGO mean?hinking.gif
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 7:16:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By gunzNroses:

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
I'm a LEO...born in August, 1962.
My wife is a VERGO, we make a great team.


Don't mean to sound stupid but what does VERGO mean?



I think he meant "VIRGO".

Link Posted: 1/9/2005 8:03:06 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 8:09:23 AM EDT
Well. like most of you, you start out with good intentions, but then after a while you get to see just how messed up the system is, and besides, the so called courts signed off on that law, giving you the "ok" to take his gun or car or whatever. So, you see, or you think you see, that most people just don't care, and it's for their own good anyway, so, you do it. After a while you aquire the us vs them mentallity, and from then on you serve the government, not the people, and you ignore those "bold letters" that you see that I know how to use.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 8:13:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 8:15:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 8:15:34 AM EDT by peekay]
You aren't a LEO, until you're an  LEO
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 10:58:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MikeTx:
Well. like most of you, you start out with good intentions, but then after a while you get to see just how messed up the system is, and besides, the so called courts signed off on that law, giving you the "ok" to take his gun or car or whatever. So, you see, or you think you see, that most people just don't care, and it's for their own good anyway, so, you do it. After a while you aquire the us vs them mentallity, and from then on you serve the government, not the people, and you ignore those "bold letters" that you see that I know how to use.




Lighten up, Francis!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:00:50 AM EDT

Come on! A perv like you?
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:07:17 AM EDT
... According to my sponsor, I'm going as the Mad Scientist
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 1:10:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 9:33:47 PM EDT
Congratulations I really liked your brother in An Officer and a Gentleman!!!

Or was that a different Mayo?


Bob
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 6:24:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:48:24 PM EDT
Knowing this guy, he'll probably volunteer for the risky undercover work that goes on around here.

Link Posted: 1/13/2005 4:56:13 PM EDT
I thought in the background screening questionaire they asked you, "How often do you view pornography?"
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