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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:11:23 PM EDT
Well for a few days at least. Where's my donuts?
 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:12:18 PM EDT
[#1]
Remember, dogs are for petting, not for shooting... |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:12:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Can you let us know when to start bashing you?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:13:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Congradulations!
Can you help me with this ticket I got the other day? |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:14:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Sure...where's your dog? 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:16:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Kill a hot dot for me at the show.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:20:14 PM EDT
[#6]
I always thought that impersonating a LEO was a crime?...
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:21:14 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm a LEO...born in August, 1962.
My wife is a VERGO, we make a great team. |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:21:45 PM EDT
[#8]
You got your jackboots ready and sporting a high shine?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:22:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Who's handing those things out?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:23:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Sir quit talking or I'm taking you in and tell your wife to show me her boobs or something. 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:25:01 PM EDT
[#11]
IBTLDJ (In Before The Lame Dog Jokes)
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:32:07 PM EDT
[#12]
For your sake officer, I would not do that if I were you... 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:41:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Dude! Like my cousin's best friend's sister in law got a ticket in her boyfriends Mustang doing like 73 in a school zone, but it was SO not her fault cuz like the ice cream was melting and she had to get it to the neighbor lady's nephew's son's classmate's barmitzvah before his teacher's boyfriends daughters hamster died from "gerballing" in the closet with Frederico, the TOTALLY illegal alien housekeeper!!
So, can you like call the judge and make things cool??? 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 6:48:37 PM EDT
[#14]
Sir, shut up or I'm gonna have to tase you....go over there and talk to my deputy. 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:36:05 PM EDT
[#15]
I feel safer already...
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:41:59 PM EDT
[#16]
what is a leo?
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:44:49 PM EDT
[#17]
You doin' drugs son? Do me a favor and go sit over there on the curb...mind if I search your car? 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 7:46:24 PM EDT
[#18]
ya know it's like an aries or a gemini J |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:06:59 PM EDT
[#19]
Son...that's enough comedy for today...my partner is interviewing your friend.... 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:10:16 PM EDT
[#20]
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!! Where is this show at? I want to make 100% sure that my teenaged daughter is nowhere around you when you have a badge!! Sgatr15
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:13:27 PM EDT
[#21]
I'll make time between burning houses down and shooting dogs to "interview" her...... 
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:15:49 PM EDT
[#22]
Hey! I am manager of that place! At least for one day.
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:17:59 PM EDT
[#23]
This is some seriously funny shit right here...
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:20:52 PM EDT
[#24]
Why don't you leave that shit to the professionals junior If i have some free time i'll show you the ropes  J |
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:21:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/8/2005 8:26:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Is that your car blocking traffic up there...were gonna call a wrecker if you don't move it. Your wife can stay with me while you move it.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 12:59:28 AM EDT
[#27]
Ya, right. The only thing you'll be policing is the leaves in my spa, poolman! 
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Posted: 1/9/2005 1:08:41 AM EDT
[#28]
Congradulations!
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Posted: 1/9/2005 1:13:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2005 1:28:45 AM EDT
[#30]
It's not too late in your career . Quit and become a firefighter.
 People don't like cops.  They love firefighters.  Colt_SBR |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 2:08:57 AM EDT
[#31]
Badges.......we don't need no stink'n badges
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Posted: 1/9/2005 4:20:30 AM EDT
[#32]
'Scuse me boy, do you mind running your trap somewhere else, I'm on patrol right now...ya know...making the fine citizens who pay my salary safe. It's shift change in a few minutes and I haven't had my donuts yet. 
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Posted: 1/9/2005 4:57:40 AM EDT
[#33]
Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Amendment II A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. Amendment III No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. Amendment IV The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. Amendment V No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation. Amendment VI In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense. Amendment VII In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law. Amendment VIII Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. Amendment IX The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Amendment X The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people. |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 6:23:26 AM EDT
[#34]
I see it's already to late. The power has gone to your head.  Never mind, continure your patrol/harassment. Colt_SBR |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 6:28:21 AM EDT
[#35]
Wolfpack has to be working VICE. He keeps tabs on the Perv's with his Pre-ban BOTD forum.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 6:36:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/9/2005 6:53:52 AM EDT
[#37]
Don't mean to sound stupid but what does VERGO mean?hinking.gif |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 7:16:43 AM EDT
[#38]
I think he meant "VIRGO". |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 8:03:06 AM EDT
[#39]
I see you figured out how to use the bold letters...good. Now why don't you quote Amendment 58....I have the right to shoot your dog....once I'm off my 2 hour break of course. 
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Posted: 1/9/2005 8:09:23 AM EDT
[#40]
Well. like most of you, you start out with good intentions, but then after a while you get to see just how messed up the system is, and besides, the so called courts signed off on that law, giving you the "ok" to take his gun or car or whatever. So, you see, or you think you see, that most people just don't care, and it's for their own good anyway, so, you do it. After a while you aquire the us vs them mentallity, and from then on you serve the government, not the people, and you ignore those "bold letters" that you see that I know how to use.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 8:13:58 AM EDT
[#41]
Um, Mike....your missing something.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 8:15:22 AM EDT
[#42]
You aren't a LEO, until you're an LEO
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Posted: 1/9/2005 10:58:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Lighten up, Francis! |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:00:50 AM EDT
[#44]
Come on! A perv like you?
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:07:17 AM EDT
[#45]
... According to my sponsor, I'm going as the Mad Scientist
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Posted: 1/9/2005 1:10:19 PM EDT
[#46]
If I see any suspicious activity from you or your friends I will have a bountiful supply of flex-cuffs on me to deal with any situation that may arise! 
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Posted: 1/9/2005 9:33:47 PM EDT
[#47]
Congratulations I really liked your brother in An Officer and a Gentleman!!!
Or was that a different Mayo? Bob
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Posted: 1/10/2005 6:24:04 AM EDT
[#48]
He's Zack, I'm Bob. 
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Posted: 1/13/2005 4:48:24 PM EDT
[#49]
Knowing this guy, he'll probably volunteer for the risky undercover work that goes on around here.
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Posted: 1/13/2005 4:56:13 PM EDT
[#50]
I thought in the background screening questionaire they asked you, "How often do you view pornography?"
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