I'm going to die.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:38:44 PM EDT

About 4 hours ago I was out and got some mexican food. Had one burrito left and just took a bite of it. The entire corner was solid sour cream and guacamole.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:39:47 PM EDT

[#1]

HA!!! Karma Bitch!!! Thats for telling on me!!

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:41:10 PM EDT

[#2]

We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:41:42 PM EDT

[#3]

I must be a mutant because I DESPISE ~~guacamole~~ green slime with a passion.

Most people look at me like I'm from Mars when they find out.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:48:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.

Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.

Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.

You both owe me a new keyboard!!!

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:50:15 PM EDT

[#6]

I just ate a burrito too, it was good.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:03 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
We're all gonna die sometime.

Some die in bed, some on the toilet. Yours may be the latter.

Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.

Now that'd be a hell of a way to go

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:07 PM EDT

[#8]

I didn't actually tell on you. Right as a I hit submit on that is when I bit down.

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:52:44 PM EDT

[#9]

But while we're at it, NORTHERBORNREBEL WANTS AN AK!

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:53:52 PM EDT

[#10]

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:54:40 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I must be a mutant because I DESPISE ~~guacamole~~ green slime with a passion.

Most people look at me like I'm from Mars when they find out.

I hate that shit too

Posted: 2/24/2006 8:54:56 PM EDT

[#12]

I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:04:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

He's right you know.

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:11:00 PM EDT

[#14]

I would appear it has already made it into your left eye, won't be long now.

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:11:15 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
He's right you know.

Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you.

That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:11:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???

bravo newbie

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:22 PM EDT

[#17]

I have nothing useful to say

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:12:59 PM EDT

[#18]

Dusty_C:
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

I think I just pissed myself

Posted: 2/24/2006 9:15:17 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Dusty_C:
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

I think I just pissed myself

Glad I could be of service

Hell all that was just up to my 104th birthday anyway. I left out all the teotwawki stories and how I led the 83rd chairborne against the 666th du company and wiped em out with their welfare checks. I could go on for weeks educating you young punks on how things were done in the old navy.

Posted: 2/24/2006 10:10:12 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Dusty_C:
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

I think I just pissed myself

I'm about to piss all over too!!!

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:09:26 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
He's right you know.
hr
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you.hat

lol.... ok, gotcha...

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:17:56 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
He's right you know.
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.

-3
no Marpat
no Zombies
no Bread

Posted: 2/25/2006 5:23:14 AM EDT

[#23]

After the thread title, what a let-down.

Posted: 2/25/2006 6:15:53 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Or both, if he shits himself in his sleep, and then drowns in his own vomit.

'Better than drowning in someone elses vomit....

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:20:28 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
He's right you know.
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.

-3
no Marpat
no Zombies
no Bread

It was just a lead in

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:36:31 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
He's right you know.
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.

ROFLMAO anyone know how to get Monster Energy Drink out of a keyboard?

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:38:56 AM EDT

[#27]

I cannot believe this stupid thread actually went 2 pages!

Posted: 2/25/2006 11:48:30 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I'm pretty new around here... but I know what I am supposed to say...

Can I have your guns???
He's right you know.
Not bad for a nooby. Stick with me kid, I'll teach you excellence in post whoring. And no, you can't have my guns. All I have is a .22 and a .38 anyway, the rest were lost in a tragic boating accident after my retirement from the spaceshuttle doorgunner program that I entered after my days as a Seal in the war of 1812 under Robert E Lee and Norman Schwartzkopf. We used our Aks that fired .223 you know. The famous Cong trick that they learned in the Balkins.
I actually used one of them to get my first sniper kill at 2,857 yards. It was a little guy that walked around chirping "+1" all day and I decided to put him out of his memory. As my 240 grain bullet hit him at 6,742 fps he clutched his chest, looked down, and slowly looked up at me and said. In before the lock asshole. Then my spotter said "this thread is worthless without pics" So I said to him "find a woman then SIIHPAPP"

See, what I'd tell you. That's advanced post whoring for ya. Pay attention and you just might get it down.

-3
no Marpat
no Zombies
no Bread

It was just a lead in

You'll also need Wolf ammo, at least one reference to Heat, and an 87 worked in somewhere. Plus aquabumping, the range report, dumping a 20-rounder into the air naked, drawing down at the carwash, and cops shooting dogs.

Also, what's the deal with bread? Did I miss a classic thread?