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Posted: 9/6/2008 9:00:42 AM EDT

My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:01:56 AM EDT

[#1]

We need a picture of the statue on top of the wedding cake please.

This should get interesting.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:03:48 AM EDT

[#2]

Show up wearing a Westboro Baptist Church T-shirt and toting a chainsaw.

CJ

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:05:10 AM EDT

[#3]

pics or ban

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:06:46 AM EDT

[#4]

Show up in a "Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve" shirt.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:06:48 AM EDT

[#5]

I hope they are lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:07:14 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.

blah, blah, blah

What we really want to know is: Are they hot?

BSW

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:07:43 AM EDT

[#7]

Is it being performed by a priestess? I got drag to a Wicken welding ceremony once - it didn't even have a happy ending.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:07:55 AM EDT

[#8]

So, are they going to eventually get a Marriange License or a Liquor license?

ETA: Ok guys, Liquor as in "Licker" license.

I thought it was funny

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:08:13 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
pics or ban

I will defer to the OP's judgment whether to post pics. No body here wants to see two chicks with mullets... Lipstick Les only please.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:09:24 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Show up wearing a Westboro Baptist Church T-shirt and toting a chainsaw.

CJ

Don't forget the carpet

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:10:17 AM EDT

[#11]

This thread is going pretty well where I expected it to when I saw the title.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:11:42 AM EDT

[#12]

PICS PICS PICS.

Are they both going to wear white wedding dresses?

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:12:36 AM EDT

[#13]

The govenor directed state agencies to recognize out of state homosexual marriages, but I don't know what effect that has. I'm not sure if same sex spouses could get healthh insurance coverage if the other one is state employee, hard to believe the govenor can create that big a liability for the state on his own

Legally the marriages are meaningless in NY, the govenor has no power to change that.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:12:45 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.

blah, blah, blah

What we really want to know is: Are they hot?

BSW

Yeah, are they Rosie O'Donnell Lesbians or are they hot, porno lesbians?

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:13:50 AM EDT

[#15]

My advice to you is to drink heavily

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:15:03 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.

Well, we know who wears the pants in your relationship

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:19:02 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.

Well, we know who wears the pants in your relationship

More like the one with the vagina.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:19:09 AM EDT

[#18]

This thread needs some imagery!

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:22:49 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.

Really?

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:27:01 AM EDT

[#20]

I've been to a few Lesbian events. Some swing both ways, or get a hankering for some sausage.
It can be fun.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:28:47 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg

l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/49/14/0000034914_20061021034339.jpg

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.

Really?

www.mallardsbaseball.com/home/images/news/butch_patrick5.jpg

Butch Patrick

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:30:04 AM EDT

[#22]

Don't kiss the bride or groom on the mouth, it'll smell worse then low tide.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:30:56 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg

l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/49/14/0000034914_20061021034339.jpg

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.

Really?

www.mallardsbaseball.com/home/images/news/butch_patrick5.jpg

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:36:12 AM EDT

[#24]

Oh, I see the resemblance now.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:41:59 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg

l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/49/14/0000034914_20061021034339.jpg

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.

That's what I'm talking about!

YYYYYYYYYEAH BAY-BEE!

Seriously though gitarmac, you're a sick woman! Are you single?

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:42:58 AM EDT

[#26]

I don't know anything. I know the lesbians are mannish. Both are wearing dresses.

To those of you concerned about my "getting dragged along" comment: relationships are a two way street; she comes with me to hang out with my cool friends and do fun things, I go with her to weird lesbian weddings. Give and take, you see?

I'll see what I can do about pics but I don't think they're going to be anything you'd want to see.

Off I go!

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:45:57 AM EDT

[#27]

Sounds like a crock to get gifts to me... couldn't come up with $130?

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:48:26 AM EDT

[#28]

What has 8 legs and eats pu$$y?

You, me, the bride and the groom.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:49:37 AM EDT

[#29]

At least you know what to buy for gifts!!!

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:50:26 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
What has 8 legs and eats pu$$y?

You, me, the bride and the groom.

heheheheh

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:51:32 AM EDT

[#31]

That's gay.

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:53:07 AM EDT

[#32]

i support same sex marriage...as long as the two chicks are hawt

Posted: 9/6/2008 9:53:15 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I don't know anything. I know the lesbians are mannish. Both are wearing dresses.

To those of you concerned about my "getting dragged along" comment: relationships are a two way street; she comes with me to hang out with my cool friends and do fun things, I go with her to weird lesbian weddings. Give and take, you see?

I'll see what I can do about pics but I don't think they're going to be anything you'd want to see.

Off I go!

No kidding, who does't go with their spouse to work functions (which include coworker weddings). That must make quite an impression.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:05:42 AM EDT

[#34]

Double-tap

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:05:55 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't know anything. I know the lesbians are mannish. Both are wearing dresses.

To those of you concerned about my "getting dragged along" comment: relationships are a two way street; she comes with me to hang out with my cool friends and do fun things, I go with her to weird lesbian weddings. Give and take, you see?

I'll see what I can do about pics but I don't think they're going to be anything you'd want to see.

Off I go!

No kidding, who does't go with their spouse to work functions (which include coworker weddings). That must make quite an impression.

It speaks volumes about a man for him to willingly go along to a function like this, and enjoy himself.

A lot of you chest-beaters really need to drop the alpha male attitude.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:06:41 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Is it being performed by a priestess? I got drag to a Wicken welding ceremony once - it didn't even have a happy ending.

Damn Wicken Welders!!!

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:08:42 AM EDT

[#37]

Open Bar??

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:15:07 AM EDT

[#38]

Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:17:10 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

You make the mistake of assuming they don't already have one....carpal tunnel isn't fun for anyone, sometimes people need "tools" to help them out.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:34:25 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
I hope they are lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.

I don't know about that one...

As far as wedding presents go wallet chains are cheaper than Mary Kay makeup.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:37:58 AM EDT

[#41]

Just not be a dick about it if you tag along.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:47:10 AM EDT

[#42]

Is it safe to assume they'll have a taco buffet at the reception?

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:51:40 AM EDT

[#43]

And here it is, yet another sigline-worthy comment from our great, witty Gabby!

I think you may have the Arfcom record as the author of the largest number of comments
that either ARE siglines or would be good ones. I'm responsible for a couple, but you're
responsible for more.

CJ

Quoted:

Quoted:
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

You make the mistake of assuming they don't already have one....carpal tunnel isn't fun for anyone, sometimes people need "tools" to help them out.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:52:59 AM EDT

[#44]

Marriage is between a man and a woman. You shouldn't go based on that alone.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:55:05 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Just not be a dick about it if you tag along.

Good advice, he'd be better off going as a pussy.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:56:23 AM EDT

[#46]

I found a pic of the lesbians.

Posted: 9/6/2008 10:57:51 AM EDT

[#47]

I usually don't mind going to weddings. There have been two "potential" draggings. Both dragings because I had things already planned with my friends. One I missed allowed me to meet my wife, one I made kept me from loosing my truck (500 year flood - almost all my friends who went lost their vehicles).

Posted: 9/6/2008 11:09:14 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
And here it is, yet another sigline-worthy comment from our great, witty Gabby!

I think you may have the Arfcom record as the author of the largest number of comments
that either ARE siglines or would be good ones. I'm responsible for a couple, but you're
responsible for more.

CJ

Quoted:

Quoted:
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

You make the mistake of assuming they don't already have one....carpal tunnel isn't fun for anyone, sometimes people need "tools" to help them out.

I've had quite a few, I guess. Vulgarity is the key.