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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:00:42 AM EST
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.


Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:01:56 AM EST
We need a picture of the statue on top of the wedding cake please.

This should get interesting.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:03:48 AM EST
Show up wearing a Westboro Baptist Church T-shirt and toting a chainsaw.


CJ
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:05:10 AM EST
pics or ban
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:06:46 AM EST
Show up in a "Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve" shirt.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:06:48 AM EST
I hope they are lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:07:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmindler:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.




blah, blah, blah

What we really want to know is: Are they hot?

BSW
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:07:43 AM EST
Is it being performed by a priestess? I got drag to a Wicken welding ceremony once - it didn't even have a happy ending.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:07:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 8:45:55 AM EST by TheOtherDave]
So, are they going to eventually get a Marriange License or a Liquor license?

ETA: Ok guys, Liquor as in "Licker" license. I thought it was funny
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:08:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By SV650Squid:
pics or ban


I will defer to the OP's judgment whether to post pics. No body here wants to see two chicks with mullets... Lipstick Les only please.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:09:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Show up wearing a Westboro Baptist Church T-shirt and toting a chainsaw.


CJ


Don't forget the carpet

Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:10:17 AM EST
This thread is going pretty well where I expected it to when I saw the title.

Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:11:42 AM EST
PICS PICS PICS.

Are they both going to wear white wedding dresses?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:12:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:12:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By briansmithwins:

Originally Posted By jmindler:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.




blah, blah, blah

What we really want to know is: Are they hot?

BSW


Yeah, are they Rosie O'Donnell Lesbians or are they hot, porno lesbians?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:13:50 AM EST
My advice to you is to drink heavily
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:15:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 8:15:51 AM EST by Screech]

Originally Posted By jmindler:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.




Well, we know who wears the pants in your relationship
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:19:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Screech:

Originally Posted By jmindler:
My GF was invited to a Lesbian wedding for two of her coworkers, so naturally I am getting dragged along too. It should be interesting. I think we're sitting at a table with some of her coworkers that I actually like, so it shouldn't be horrible. However, here are some fun facts for you to ponder while I am stuck at this spectacle:

-NYS does not offer same-sex marriage.
-NYS does, however, recognise same-sex marriages performed in other jusidictions, if they are legal there.
-Wedding couple was supposed to go to somewhere in Canada last weekend to get an official marriage, but did not and gave the excuse that they could not come up with the $130 cost of the ceremony or something. Couple has been planning this wedding for 3 years.
-Marriage ceremony today is essentially a farce, and the couple's commitment is called into question because they couldn't even follow through with a legal marriage.

On top of that, the wedding is outside, its threatening rain, and I'll probably end up stuck there most of the evening for the reception.

If two people are in love and want to get married, who am I to tell them no, regardless of orientation...but if you make a commitment and then don't follow through it makes me question your character as a person. Just my thoughts.




Well, we know who wears the pants in your relationship


More like the one with the vagina.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:19:09 AM EST
This thread needs some imagery!





Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:22:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg



Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.


Really?

Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:27:01 AM EST
I've been to a few Lesbian events. Some swing both ways, or get a hankering for some sausage.
It can be fun.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:28:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:30:04 AM EST
Don't kiss the bride or groom on the mouth, it'll smell worse then low tide.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:30:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:36:12 AM EST
Oh, I see the resemblance now.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:41:59 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 8:43:20 AM EST by motown_steve]

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg

l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/49/14/0000034914_20061021034339.jpg

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.


That's what I'm talking about!

YYYYYYYYYEAH BAY-BEE!

Seriously though gitarmac, you're a sick woman! Are you single?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:42:58 AM EST
I don't know anything. I know the lesbians are mannish. Both are wearing dresses.

To those of you concerned about my "getting dragged along" comment: relationships are a two way street; she comes with me to hang out with my cool friends and do fun things, I go with her to weird lesbian weddings. Give and take, you see?

I'll see what I can do about pics but I don't think they're going to be anything you'd want to see.

Off I go!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:45:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:48:26 AM EST
What has 8 legs and eats pu$$y?

You, me, the bride and the groom.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:49:37 AM EST
At least you know what to buy for gifts!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:50:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By piccolo:
What has 8 legs and eats pu$$y?

You, me, the bride and the groom.


heheheheh
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:51:32 AM EST
That's gay.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:53:07 AM EST
i support same sex marriage...as long as the two chicks are hawt
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:53:15 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:05:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 9:06:09 AM EST by GabbasaurusRex]
Double-tap
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:05:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By jmindler:
I don't know anything. I know the lesbians are mannish. Both are wearing dresses.

To those of you concerned about my "getting dragged along" comment: relationships are a two way street; she comes with me to hang out with my cool friends and do fun things, I go with her to weird lesbian weddings. Give and take, you see?

I'll see what I can do about pics but I don't think they're going to be anything you'd want to see.

Off I go!


No kidding, who does't go with their spouse to work functions (which include coworker weddings). That must make quite an impression.

It speaks volumes about a man for him to willingly go along to a function like this, and enjoy himself.

A lot of you chest-beaters really need to drop the alpha male attitude.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:06:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By mousehunter:
Is it being performed by a priestess? I got drag to a Wicken welding ceremony once - it didn't even have a happy ending.


Damn Wicken Welders!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:08:42 AM EST
Open Bar??
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:15:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 9:15:26 AM EST by ColonelHurtz]
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:17:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

You make the mistake of assuming they don't already have one....carpal tunnel isn't fun for anyone, sometimes people need "tools" to help them out.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:34:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
I hope they are lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.


I don't know about that one...

As far as wedding presents go wallet chains are cheaper than Mary Kay makeup.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:37:58 AM EST
Just not be a dick about it if you tag along.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:47:10 AM EST
Is it safe to assume they'll have a taco buffet at the reception?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:51:40 AM EST
And here it is, yet another sigline-worthy comment from our great, witty Gabby!

I think you may have the Arfcom record as the author of the largest number of comments
that either ARE siglines or would be good ones. I'm responsible for a couple, but you're
responsible for more.

CJ



Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

You make the mistake of assuming they don't already have one....carpal tunnel isn't fun for anyone, sometimes people need "tools" to help them out.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:52:59 AM EST
Marriage is between a man and a woman. You shouldn't go based on that alone.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:55:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By deimos:
Just not be a dick about it if you tag along.


Good advice, he'd be better off going as a pussy.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:56:23 AM EST
I found a pic of the lesbians.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:57:51 AM EST
I usually don't mind going to weddings. There have been two "potential" draggings. Both dragings because I had things already planned with my friends. One I missed allowed me to meet my wife, one I made kept me from loosing my truck (500 year flood - almost all my friends who went lost their vehicles).
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 10:09:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
And here it is, yet another sigline-worthy comment from our great, witty Gabby!

I think you may have the Arfcom record as the author of the largest number of comments
that either ARE siglines or would be good ones. I'm responsible for a couple, but you're
responsible for more.

CJ



Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Feign innocence but gift them a 22" double ended jelly dong.

You make the mistake of assuming they don't already have one....carpal tunnel isn't fun for anyone, sometimes people need "tools" to help them out.

I've had quite a few, I guess. Vulgarity is the key.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 10:10:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
I hope they are lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.


+1
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 10:28:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By gitarmac:
This thread needs some imagery!

www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/programme-television/serie-tv/the-l-word/the-l-word-la-galerie-photos/mia-kirschner/5878926-1-fre-FR/mia_kirschner_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg

l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/49/14/0000034914_20061021034339.jpg

Just let your imagination fill in the details on the wedding night, that's what I'm doing.


That's what I'm talking about!

YYYYYYYYYEAH BAY-BEE!

Seriously though gitarmac, you're a sick woman! Are you single?


I guess that would depend........do you are you a single women?
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