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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 12/29/2001 7:57:52 PM EST
i was just outside and saw a guy in his van drive into his garage. his house is like 5 or so down from mine. after he got out of his van he started screaming "four letter words" and then it sounded if something got knocked over, or shattered. then he went inside, lol
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 8:00:32 PM EST
That kind of thing is always best to happen 5 doors away from where you are!
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 8:00:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 8:19:06 PM EST
He hates those cans!!!
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 8:24:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 8:26:31 PM EST
"I'm picking out a thermos for you.....only the best thermos will do....." LOL
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 8:29:54 PM EST
A dog is barking out side.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 9:12:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/29/2001 9:13:40 PM EST by Skibane]
I'm posting this because I'm also bored, and no one is presently shouting at inanimate objects in my neighborhood. It's from [b]gary.jeter[/b], over at the falfiles.com site: [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/041/v6/GJ/Uu/rb92734.jpg[/img] Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Zed. When the bombs started fallin, him and his family fled... And then one day, he was scootin' from some dude And up through the ground come Osama's sorry brood Fools, that is, souls sold, Arab freaks Well, the first thing you know, old Zed's a millionaire Captured Bin Laden, now Zed, move away from there Said, Californy is the place you oughta be So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Zed and Islam They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' them big bombs You're all invited back again to this locality To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality Pakistani, that is, set a spell, take your plastic shoes off Y'all come back now, hear?
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 11:41:03 PM EST
I bought an AR-10(T) three weeks ago and I still haven't shot it.
Link Posted: 12/29/2001 11:53:44 PM EST
Go be a tough guy and knock on his door - ask him if he needs any help.[;D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 12:02:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: Go be a tough guy and knock on his door - ask him if he needs any help.[;D]
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Mwaaaaa hahahahaha!!!! OMG! I did that once with a neighbor. Believe me, I'll never do it again! If I hear cussin' in the next door garage... I'll keep on reloading like I didn't hear a thing.
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 2:19:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 2:26:05 PM EST
Is it wrong to shout at inanimate objects??? If so, I'm in trouble. ;) 7th
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 2:39:55 PM EST
I am in a fight with my wife at the moment. In fact we just stopped yelling. It's over money of course. She is a megalomaniac and thinks she calls all the shots. I had to "right size" her and she didn't like having her wings clipped. We have a liquid net worth in the high six figures. She wants to buy a new Toyota Land Cruiser and pay out the cash. I want 0% financing for 36 and keep the principle invested. To top it all off, she thinks she can tell me not to spend $1000 on a new digital camera after I willingly halted gun related purchases through the entire month of December for holiday budgets. What really pisses me off is the fact that I make over $150K a year and she only makes $30K. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIZEN???
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 3:31:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By BenDover: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIZEN???
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(BenDover, certainly this isn't a comment related to your wife.) An old friend told me...."If women didn't own 100% of the p***y in the world ther'd be a bounty onem !"
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 3:39:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 4:06:43 PM EST
Happy, beekeeper? [:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 4:12:13 PM EST
We have a winner.. Miss Magnum the only person who could get away with using that sig line. Although I am kinda confused about the whole ball thing.[}:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 4:50:57 PM EST
STEALTH, YOU BASTUD!!!!!! My sides are split and bleeding. "I'll keep on reloading like I didn't hear a thing." BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAA Dave S
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 5:01:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By Stealth: I bought an AR-10(T) three weeks ago and I still haven't shot it.
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What are you waiting for? The new year?
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 5:22:00 PM EST
yeah i am too. i have beer by me though
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 5:32:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 8:08:51 PM EST
Are you sure the words he was shouting wasn't "Wick" or "Flint" or "Zippo"?
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 8:10:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By ph119: "I'm picking out a thermos for you.....only the best thermos will do....." LOL
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The Jerk. LOL
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 10:11:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By ph119: "I'm picking out a thermos for you.....only the best thermos will do....." LOL
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But does it have vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in?
Link Posted: 12/30/2001 11:09:32 PM EST
IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 4:34:10 AM EST
I just woke up, my 6 year old is watching Sagwa and my wife is bathing my 10 month old son. Thought y'all should know.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 4:37:22 AM EST
Hey, is anybody else wondering what Robert Downey Jr. is doing, RIGHT now???
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 4:57:05 AM EST
My daughter is in school, my wifes at work, it's cold outside I don't have to go to work until 2:30 so I'm wondering what I should do today.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 4:57:38 AM EST
Sleep until 1400.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 5:06:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By ph119: Sleep until 1400.
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Genius!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:34:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:41:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:53:06 AM EST
Well, then, I wonder what Tom Daschle is doing RIGHT now?
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:55:06 AM EST
"You finally, really did it -- you maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" -- George Taylor (President Charlton Heston).
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 8:56:52 AM EST
Originally Posted By Big_Bear: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Big%5FBear%2Fcranky%2Ejpg[/img]
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Is that a Star Firestar?
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:13:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:47:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By Big_Bear: [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Big%5FBear%2Fcranky%2Ejpg[/img]
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Big_Bear dont you think leaving that thing lying around on the table where a little kid can get his/her paws on it is a little dangarous? ..... I am mean there is no way of telling if the coffe mug was painted with LEAD based paint is there? [:D]
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