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Posted: 11/1/2009 11:57:07 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 1:18:02 PM EST by HK_Shooter_03]
So I was at a Halloween party last night with two hot chicks sitting in my lap making out with me when suddenly, my wingmen decide that it would be hilarious to sick a drunken fat chick on me.

It was funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She's tracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my real name and where I go to school.

She should know I'm not interested by the way that I told her no and avoided her demands for "recreational activities" while blading at exactly 45 degrees.

I could ignore her, be firm, or be mean - tell/show her again that I'm not interested however, that would be absolutely no fun.

How do I redirect this assault on my personal standards in an epic manner?

Just as a public service announcement to ARFCOM GD:



ETA: I work out 4 times a week (although two times are involuntary ) I do not have a problem with fat people if it is a legitimate health issue, I understand if you cannot/do not want to exercise or hold the diet required to look fit. THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU!


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 11:58:50 AM EST
Stalk her back, that will show her.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 11:59:02 AM EST
Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 11:59:14 AM EST
I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of CS,B pics showed up in this thread...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 11:59:29 AM EST
put it in her ass?????

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:00:15 PM EST
Why don't you want to hit it?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:00:26 PM EST
Lay a trail of donuts into a gym?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:00:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.


try this. or you could bang her first then tell her she is a fatty fat fatty
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:01:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.

I'm pretty sure she's aware of that as she has over 100 pictures of herself online without any of them reflecting her body weight.
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:
Stalk her back, that will show her.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:02:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By hammerkill:
Why don't you want to hit it?

With what?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:02:59 PM EST
"Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!" - Quagmire

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:03:01 PM EST
In on one. You get awesome points for that pic.

Tell her in the most vulgar way that you are not interested and completely demolish her self esteem.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:03:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Originally Posted By hammerkill:
Why don't you want to hit it?

With what?


A medicine ball?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:04:21 PM EST
Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Originally Posted By hammerkill:
Why don't you want to hit it?

With what?


A side of bacon.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:05:01 PM EST
You've got to get back at your 'buddy' not the fact chick.

Convince her he was just shy and it was your buddy that reallywanted to meet her.

You've got nothing against her and a lot to get back at him for...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:05:13 PM EST
Tell her that you want to get physical with her. Send her an email with a map to your "house," and lead her to the closest 24/7 gym in the area, or the nearest WeightWatchers.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:06:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 12:06:26 PM EST by HK_Shooter_03]

Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Tell her that you want to get physical with her. Send her an email with a map to your "house," and lead her to the closest 24/7 gym in the area, or the nearest WeightWatchers.

I'm thinking more of a date with the friends that set me up.


Originally Posted By ftldrben:
You've got to get back at your 'buddy' not the fat chick.

Convince her he was just shy and it was your buddy that reallywanted to meet her.

You've got nothing against her and a lot to get back at him for...


This
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:06:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:06:19 PM EST
Relax, Romeo. It's been less than 24 hours. Leave her in Facebook limbo and she'll go away.

BYW, did your wingman have a girl to entertain himself with while you were making out with two chicks? If he didn't you got what you deserved.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:08:41 PM EST
The first thing you need to do is to get some new friends.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:08:54 PM EST
How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:08:57 PM EST
Pfft, nothing. I got this chick who i met in germany stalking me. She doesn't even speak English. I though she was vile and ugly so i told her stay away from me. then the stalking became really bad so i had to leave and come back to the US. She actually learned english and moved to the USA just to follow me. So now i got this restraint order and called the cops like 50 times in two years over all her shit. I dont think shes knows who shes fucking with! One more fucking time with her psycho bullshit and im gonna shoot her i swear.
This is what the psycho bitch looks like:

I mean come on! Im all cozy with a person on the couch watching lifetime channel, drinking diet soda, with plans for an all night Judy Garland movie marathon, and she starts throwing rocks at my window!!! WTF??????????
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:09:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

It was funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She's tracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my real name and where I go to school.

How is this an issue? You can ignore her by making your page viewable to only friends.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:10:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bowman1:
Relax, Romeo. It's been less than 24 hours. Leave her in Facebook limbo and she'll go away.

BYW, did your wingman have a girl to entertain himself with while you were making out with two chicks? If he didn't you got what you deserved.

Ignoring her = no entertainment value...

Negative, which is why it happened.

I don't know how I deserved it though, it wasn't like I asked the second one to jump in.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:11:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 12:11:20 PM EST by DarkCharisma]
Originally Posted By Fender57:
Pfft, nothing. I got this chick who i met in germany stalking me. She doesn't even speak English. I though she was vile and ugly so i told her stay away from me. then the stalking became really bad so i had to leave and come back to the US. She actually learned english and moved to the USA just to follow me. So now i got this restraint order and called the cops like 50 times in two years over all her shit. I dont think shes knows who shes fucking with! One more fucking time with her psycho bullshit and im gonna shoot her i swear.
This is what the psycho bitch looks like:
http://www.daemonstv.com/images/usa/tricia_helfer_interview.jpg
I mean come on! Im all cozy with a person on the couch watching lifetime channel, drinking diet soda, with plans for an all night Judy Garland movie marathon, and she starts throwing rocks at my window!!! WTF??????????


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:11:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 12:13:53 PM EST by GLHX2112]
Originally Posted By bytor94:
Lay a trail of donuts into a gym?


I find a cliff, or car-compactor works better for the trails destination.

Wow, just read the post above. Gulp.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:12:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By glk38:
How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Probably because I've been 17 for a few years now.


Originally Posted By Flakchak:

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

It was funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She's tracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my real name and where I go to school.

How is this an issue? You can ignore her by making your page viewable to only friends.


It's already private but they can tell her as much as they know (which is a lot). Of course I can ignore her, that's no fun!
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:12:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bowman1:
BYW, did your wingman have a girl to entertain himself with while you were making out with two chicks? If he didn't you got what you deserved.


+1
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:13:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Originally Posted By glk38:
How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Probably because I've been 17 for a few years now.


That's what you love about high school girls?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:21:29 PM EST
so why haven't you posted pictures yet?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:24:38 PM EST
So find out if she voted for Obama. I think I read somewhere that 80% + of all fat chicks voted for Obama. If so, get a "Palin in 2012", or an Obama Joker poster, or both for your Facebook page.

Guaranteed to work. Maybe.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:27:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 12:32:35 PM EST by TNARShooter]
find out if she can cook good and if she can, hit it.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:31:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:31:30 PM EST
15k in posts. Shouldn't you know better Pics or GTFO

Hot girls of course

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:33:55 PM EST
Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Originally Posted By Bloencustoms:
Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.

I'mpretty sure she's aware of that as she has over 100 pictures of herselfonline without any of them reflecting her body weight.
Originally Posted By InjunJoe:
Stalk her back, that will show her.


It's mean, but tell her point blank you're not interested in her because she's fat.

It's the truth, no?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:35:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By MikeEagle12:
so why haven't you posted pictures yet?

Sir, you don't want that.

Looking through her pictures, she used to be pretty cute before she put on 100 pounds.

I'll contemplate putting up a before/after.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:36:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Originally Posted By glk38:
How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Probably because I've been 17 for a few years now.


Originally Posted By Flakchak:

Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:

Itwas funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She'stracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my realname and where I go to school.

How is this an issue? You can ignore her by making your page viewable to only friends.


It's already private but they can tell her as much as they know (which is a lot). Of course I can ignore her, that's no fun!

Putting her on ignore sounds like a good idea. If you are serious about not wanting her attention, do it.

If she still manages to get ahold of you somehow, be honest - tell her you're not in to fat chicks.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:37:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By theBUBBAMANcan:
The first thing you need to do is to get some new friends.



This, and tell her nicely your not interested, firmly if necessary.


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:39:21 PM EST
Pics of fat chick or GTFO.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:41:06 PM EST
If you can't out run a fat chick, it sounds like you deserve each other

or tell her to bring a friend as threesomes are more fun. (
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:41:30 PM EST



Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:42:52 PM EST
There are a lot of guys here on GD who just LOVE fat chicks, this is a bad place to ask for advice.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 12:58:22 PM EST
Oh why not, in on one.


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Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:05:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 1:26:16 PM EST by Noname]


















Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:10:59 PM EST
If you want her to start disliking you, the answer is simple.

Marry her.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:11:20 PM EST





Originally Posted By 2001WS6:
15k in posts. Shouldn't you know better Pics or GTFO

Hot girls of course



Wouldn't have told her no had I met her two years ago if facebook is to be believed:

(Old Pic/New Pic)


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:12:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:15:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By HK_Shooter_03:





Originally Posted By 2001WS6:
15k in posts. Shouldn't you know better Pics or GTFO

Hot girls of course



Wouldn't have told her no had I met her two years ago if facebook is to be believed:

(Old Pic/New Pic)
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/70/2007wasagoodyearforyou.jpg



PM unedited "before" plox?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:15:31 PM EST
hit it and quit it
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:18:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By gonyea:
http://www.siihpapp.com/logo.gif


This
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 1:19:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tetrodotoxin:
hit it and quit it


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