I'm being stalked, how do I retaliate? (With pics)

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Posted: 11/1/2009 12:57:07 PM EDT

So I was at a Halloween party last night with two hot chicks sitting in my lap making out with me when suddenly, my wingmen decide that it would be hilarious to sick a drunken fat chick on me.
It was funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She's tracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my real name and where I go to school.
She should know I'm not interested by the way that I told her no and avoided her demands for "recreational activities" while blading at exactly 45 degrees.
I could ignore her, be firm, or be mean - tell/show her again that I'm not interested however, that would be absolutely no fun.
How do I redirect this assault on my personal standards in an epic manner?

Just as a public service announcement to ARFCOM GD:

ETA: I work out 4 times a week (although two times are involuntary

) I do not have a problem with fat people if it is a legitimate health issue, I understand if you cannot/do not want to exercise or hold the diet required to look fit. THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU!

Posted: 11/1/2009 12:58:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Stalk her back, that will show her.

Posted: 11/1/2009 12:59:02 PM EDT

[#2]

Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.

Posted: 11/1/2009 12:59:14 PM EDT

[#3]

I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of CS,B pics showed up in this thread...

Posted: 11/1/2009 12:59:29 PM EDT

[#4]

put it in her ass?????

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:00:15 PM EDT

[#5]

Why don't you want to hit it?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:00:26 PM EDT

[#6]

Lay a trail of donuts into a gym?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:00:49 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.

try this. or you could bang her first then tell her she is a fatty fat fatty

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:01:07 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.

I'm
pretty sure she's aware of that as she has over 100 pictures of herself
online without any of them reflecting her body weight.

Quoted:

Stalk her back, that will show her.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:02:23 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

Why don't you want to hit it?

With what?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:02:59 PM EDT

[#10]

"Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay!" - Quagmire

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:03:01 PM EDT

[#11]

In on one. You get awesome points for that pic.

Tell her in the most vulgar way that you are not interested and completely demolish her self esteem.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:03:33 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why don't you want to hit it?

With what?

A medicine ball?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:04:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why don't you want to hit it?

With what?

A side of bacon.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:05:01 PM EDT

[#14]

You've got to get back at your 'buddy' not the fact chick.

Convince her he was just shy and it was your buddy that reallywanted to meet her.

You've got nothing against her and a lot to get back at him for...

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:05:13 PM EDT

[#15]

Tell her that you want to get physical with her. Send her an email with a map to your "house," and lead her to the closest 24/7 gym in the area, or the nearest WeightWatchers.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:06:02 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Tell her that you want to get physical with her. Send her an email with a map to your "house," and lead her to the closest 24/7 gym in the area, or the nearest WeightWatchers.

I'm thinking more of a date with the friends that set me up.

Quoted:

You've got to get back at your 'buddy' not the fat chick.

Convince her he was just shy and it was your buddy that reallywanted to meet her.

You've got nothing against her and a lot to get back at him for...

This

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:06:04 PM EDT

[#17]

Tell her you are an airsoft champion... that should do it

Wait a second, I asked you for airsoft advice, oh that's right... I am playing airsoft with my girlfriend's son so I get more pie... you'd be using it to ensure you never get pie!

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:06:19 PM EDT

[#18]

Relax, Romeo. It's been less than 24 hours. Leave her in Facebook limbo and she'll go away.

BYW, did your wingman have a girl to entertain himself with while you were making out with two chicks? If he didn't you got what you deserved.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:08:41 PM EDT

[#19]

The first thing you need to do is to get some new friends.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:08:54 PM EDT

[#20]

How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:08:57 PM EDT

[#21]

Pfft, nothing. I got this chick who i met in germany stalking me. She doesn't even speak English. I though she was vile and ugly so i told her stay away from me. then the stalking became really bad so i had to leave and come back to the US. She actually learned english and moved to the USA just to follow me.

So now i got this restraint order and called the cops like 50 times in two years over all her shit. I dont think shes knows who shes fucking with!

One more fucking time with her psycho bullshit and im gonna shoot her i swear.

This is what the psycho bitch looks like:

I mean come on! Im all cozy with a person on the couch watching lifetime channel, drinking diet soda, with plans for an all night Judy Garland movie marathon, and she starts throwing rocks at my window!!! WTF??????????

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:09:59 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

It was funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She's tracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my real name and where I go to school.

How is this an issue? You can ignore her by making your page viewable to only friends.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:10:11 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Relax, Romeo. It's been less than 24 hours. Leave her in Facebook limbo and she'll go away.

BYW, did your wingman have a girl to entertain himself with while you were making out with two chicks? If he didn't you got what you deserved.

Ignoring her = no entertainment value...

Negative, which is why it happened.

I don't know how I deserved it though, it wasn't like I asked the second one to jump in.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:11:11 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Pfft, nothing. I got this chick who i met in germany stalking me. She doesn't even speak English. I though she was vile and ugly so i told her stay away from me. then the stalking became really bad so i had to leave and come back to the US. She actually learned english and moved to the USA just to follow me.

So now i got this restraint order and called the cops like 50 times in two years over all her shit. I dont think shes knows who shes fucking with!

One more fucking time with her psycho bullshit and im gonna shoot her i swear.

This is what the psycho bitch looks like:
http://www.daemonstv.com/images/usa/tricia_helfer_interview.jpg
I mean come on! Im all cozy with a person on the couch watching lifetime channel, drinking diet soda, with plans for an all night Judy Garland movie marathon, and she starts throwing rocks at my window!!! WTF??????????

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:11:56 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Lay a trail of donuts into a gym?

I find a cliff, or car-compactor works better for the trails destination.

Wow, just read the post above. Gulp.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:12:04 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Probably because I've been 17 for a few years now.

Quoted:

Quoted:

It
was funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She's
tracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my real
name and where I go to school.

How is this an issue? You can ignore her by making your page viewable to only friends.

It's already private but they can tell her as much as they know (which is a lot). Of course I can ignore her, that's no fun!

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:12:09 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
BYW, did your wingman have a girl to entertain himself with while you were making out with two chicks? If he didn't you got what you deserved.

+1

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:13:18 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Probably because I've been 17 for a few years now.

That's what you love about high school girls?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:21:29 PM EDT

[#29]

so why haven't you posted pictures yet?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:24:38 PM EDT

[#30]

So find out if she voted for Obama. I think I read somewhere that 80% + of all fat chicks voted for Obama. If so, get a "Palin in 2012", or an Obama Joker poster, or both for your Facebook page.

Guaranteed to work. Maybe.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:27:07 PM EDT

[#31]

find out if she can cook good and if she can, hit it.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:31:15 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:31:30 PM EDT

[#33]

15k in posts. Shouldn't you know better

Pics or GTFO

Hot girls of course

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:33:55 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Do men everywhere a favor and tell her that you think she's too fat. Maybe it will inspire her to lose weight.

I'mpretty sure she's aware of that as she has over 100 pictures of herselfonline without any of them reflecting her body weight.

Quoted:
Stalk her back, that will show her.

It's mean, but tell her point blank you're not interested in her because she's fat.

It's the truth, no?

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:35:31 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

so why haven't you posted pictures yet?

Sir, you don't want that.

Looking through her pictures, she used to be pretty cute before she put on 100 pounds.

I'll contemplate putting up a before/after.

Posted: 11/1/2009 1:36:29 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

How does a 17 year old have over 15 thousand posts?

Probably because I've been 17 for a few years now.

Quoted:

Quoted:

Itwas funny for a little bit but now it is getting out of hand. She'stracked me down on Facebook because apparently, they told her my realname and where I go to school.

How is this an issue? You can ignore her by making your page viewable to only friends.

It's already private but they can tell her as much as they know (which is a lot). Of course I can ignore her, that's no fun!

Putting her on ignore sounds like a good idea. If you are serious about not wanting her attention, do it.

If she still manages to get ahold of you somehow, be honest - tell her you're not in to fat chicks.