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Posted: 9/6/2008 6:25:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 6:27:27 PM EDT by jfrankparnell]
Why the fuck wasn't I informed that pretzels are considered dairy goddamn it? If these salty rods really did come out of a cow I'm going to be fucking pissed!!!


Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:27:36 PM EDT
You like salty rods
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:28:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MGNiko:
You like salty rods


not as much as mark, but they're ok.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:28:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 6:29:17 PM EDT by Tony-Ri]
It's the milk in the pretzel...
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:29:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:30:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:31:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kf6myv:
www.assap.org/newsite/Pics/Flying%20rods%203.jpg


needs moar salt and less dairy.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:31:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MGNiko:
You like salty rods


ROFLMFAO! You guys are BRUTAL!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:31:33 PM EDT
Ah, Shabbat is over as I see you are back to posting online. . . . Shavua Tov
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:32:08 PM EDT
9/10  Good rant, straightfoward and to the point w/pic.


I think cows make pretzels in one of their stomachs.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:32:26 PM EDT
WTF?  Pretzels are "dairy" food????
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:32:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
It's the milk in the pretzel...


Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:34:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Tony-Ri:
It's the milk in the pretzel...


they don't list it as an ingredient...  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:35:13 PM EDT
Apparently by kashrut they are.
If you don't like it, complain to Moses.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:35:25 PM EDT
If pretzels get you outraged, then what happens when someone cuts you off in traffic?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:36:25 PM EDT
HA HA

you said


rod
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:36:43 PM EDT
Butter.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:36:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:
If pretzels get you outraged, then what happens when someone cuts you off in traffic?


bah, little things don't bother me that much, however when the essence of my salty rods gets fucked up, i absolutely lose it.  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:38:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VT4meGunCtrlisAntiUS:
Butter.


not listed either.  

according to the package:


ingredients:
unbleached wheat flour
water
canola oil
potato flour
salt
oat fiber
yeast
soda
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:41:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 6:42:17 PM EDT
ok, i think i'm missing something with the jewish jokes?!?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:01:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 8:04:54 PM EDT by giacutter]

Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:
ok, i think i'm missing something with the jewish jokes?!?


The package you photographed has a "circle-U" symbol above the dairy declaration.

The circle-U is a symbol for the Orthodox Union, in the broadest possible explanation, it helps people of the Jewish faith determine which foods have been found to be acceptable or unacceptable to consume on certain days (if ever), that is to say, kosher.

Here's a link to learn a bit more.  Or go to your local synagogue and talk to the rabbi.

Kosher food symbols
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:03:10 PM EDT
Cows are made out of mostly water, maybe that's where the water comes from.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:04:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:
ok, i think i'm missing something with the jewish jokes?!?


The package you photographed has a "circle-U" symbol above the dairy declaration.

The circle-U is a symbol for the Orthodox Union, it helps people of the Jewish faith determine which foods have been found to be acceptable or unacceptable to consume on certain days (if ever).

Here's a link to learn a bit more.  Or go to your local synagogue and talk to the rabbi.

Kosher food symbols


ah so!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:04:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By billparadise:
Cows are made out of mostly water, maybe that's where the water comes from.


i like the way you think sir.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:05:52 PM EDT
What is the image just to the right of the "S" in rods?



Is that a vagina?  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 8:13:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:

Originally Posted By billparadise:
Cows are made out of mostly water, maybe that's where the water comes from.


i like the way you think sir.



so....

Pretzel = considered dairy.
Dairy = comes from cows.
Cows = mostly water.
Pigs  = mostly water.
Bacon = comes from pigs.
Therefore:  Pretzels = Bacon.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:14:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hourglassing:

Originally Posted By jfrankparnell:

Originally Posted By billparadise:
Cows are made out of mostly water, maybe that's where the water comes from.


i like the way you think sir.



so....

Pretzel = considered dairy.
Dairy = comes from cows.
Cows = mostly water.
Pigs  = mostly water.
Bacon = comes from pigs.
Therefore:  Pretzels = Bacon.


i think you're onto something!  that must be why they're so damn good!  
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:20:31 PM EDT
All it means is that although they're kosher they contain dairy products and religious Jews can't eat them with meat products since they're not allowed to mix dairy and meat in the same meal.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:27:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 9:27:56 PM EDT by DragoMuseveni]

Originally Posted By America-first:
All it means is that although they're kosher they contain dairy products and religious Jews can't eat them with meat products since they're not allowed to mix dairy and meat in the same meal.



INGREDIENTS:
Unbleached wheat flour, water, canola oil, potato flour, salt, oat fiber, yeast, soda
Allergy Information: Produced in a facility that handles peanut butter.


Where is the dairy product?



P.S Snyder's of Hanover FTW
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:28:15 PM EDT
The equipment used could have been used with dairy products.  Ortho Jews have seperate refrigerators for meat and dairy.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:37:19 PM EDT
Nobody wins in a dairy challenge.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:46:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
The equipment used could have been used with dairy products.  Ortho Jews have seperate refrigerators for meat and dairy.


quite possible, but i'm going with the theories presented by hourglassing and billparadise.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:51:29 PM EDT
Yep, nothing like a sweet salty rod for sure!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:51:42 PM EDT
eat the pretzel and shut up your whining.  Geez, come on, try to be a man and not give a shi* what people tell  you you should not eat.  Period.
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:54:44 PM EDT
Maybe its telling the OP that he needs butter to lubricate his salty rod?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:54:56 PM EDT
Wait, so jews can't eat cheeseburgers?
Link Posted: 9/6/2008 9:58:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2008 9:58:45 PM EDT by AGW]
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