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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:22:50 AM EDT
I have been sent back to this time frame to collect weapons for a great war that will occur in 2036.
I can't really explain anymore that that..... But for your future and the future of your children, I will need as many weapons and as much ammo as you can each donate. * by the way..... that John Titor guy was a fake.... but I'm not .  |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:24:49 AM EDT
[#1]
I'd love to help you, but I lost all of my weapons in a tragic ocean kayak accident.
 
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:25:27 AM EDT
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Sorry, but all my guns were washed away during my tragic Lousisana vacation last week.
 eta: someone beat me to it, damn ya'll are fast |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:26:21 AM EDT
[#3]
Make it a trade. Tell me who wins the Superbowl and I will send a few to you.
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:26:28 AM EDT
[#4]
All your Gunz are belong to us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:27:20 AM EDT
[#5]
 Best smiley ever! MJD
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:28:22 AM EDT
[#6]
Go find yourself 31 years younger and tell yourself to be better prepared in the year 2036!
 DAMN FREELOADER! 
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:29:20 AM EDT
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I had my suspicions when he said he was part of a shotgun brigade. A unit armed with shotguns would be wiped out before they got in range of the enemy.
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:31:21 AM EDT
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Too late. the Jeses already foretold the future:
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:32:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Can you tell me if an amateur porn star named Kang the Wang ever made it big time?
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:52:43 AM EDT
[#10]
The Dallas Cowboys win every SuperBowl between now and 2036. It's the greatest sports dynasty ever. Period. 
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:53:59 AM EDT
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Kang the Wang made it so big that porn movies are now called "Kangers". |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:57:22 AM EDT
[#12]
I have a 10/22 and a .38.
Will that help? ETA; Texas or Ohio St. this Sat.........thanks in advance.......or is it the past to you???
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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:57:36 AM EDT
[#13]
SWEET!!!! I am gonna be so rich! uh..I mean Kang....Kang is gonna be so rich. |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:02:25 AM EDT
[#14]
Texas by 21. And a 10/22 and a .38 will do just fine, thank you. |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:05:13 AM EDT
[#15]
Probably should ask what the sides are of this war.
UN vs Texas? France vs Deodorant? The looter guy vs Heineken? |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:12:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Start at the John Browning Museum in Ogden Utah. Some weapons are timeless......
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:17:02 AM EDT
[#17]
 He's a comedian from the year 2036!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:17:26 AM EDT
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Who or what are you fighting against? That may help in the choice of firearms. |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:24:33 AM EDT
[#19]
Well Buckeroo--as you know during the 2020's inflation went nuts.
I have as many AR-15's as you want at $5000.00 each. Just let me known how many and your PalPal Account number. |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:32:26 AM EDT
[#20]
damn boats... was cleaning all of mine on the boat this weekend, and well, all gone...
myit |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:34:44 AM EDT
[#21]
Well, I don't have any now, but if you go back just a few years more, say 2001 or so, I can hook you up. Also, while you're there tell me to sell my boat. |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 11:38:13 AM EDT
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No guns for you until I get my flying car.
You're from the future...make it happen, damnit!! |
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Posted: 9/8/2005 12:56:53 PM EDT
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We are fighting the Great Zombie invasion. The Grand Poohbah Zombie from the planet Zurg arrived in 2034. He is trying to turn the planet and we have to fight the Zombie Hordes. This website was identified as one of the premier sources from the past for information about killing Zombies. It is also valuable because of not only the knowledge, but for the resources as well. One small piece of information has eluded us though. There is a fragment of a word that we know to be the ultimate secret weapon for destroying Zombies. We only know the fragment.... hopefully someone here will be able to help us with the rest of the word..... The fragment we have is "Tanne...." 
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Posted: 9/8/2005 1:06:54 PM EDT
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the rest of the fragment reads: "tanned taut thighs, perky bosoms, and a slippery CONTENT DELETED BY MODERATORS FROM THE FUTURE
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Posted: 9/8/2005 1:35:17 PM EDT
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Why am I wasting my time reading this thread?
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Posted: 9/8/2005 2:20:14 PM EDT
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Borrow 223-Buckaroo's time machine and you can get the time you wasted back. 
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Posted: 9/8/2005 2:50:12 PM EDT
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Only official Zombie-War personnel are allowed access to the time machine. However if you donate a weapon or ammo...... you would technically be official personnel......
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