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Posted: 9/8/2005 10:22:50 AM EDT
I have been sent back to this time frame to collect weapons for a great war that will occur in 2036.

I can't really explain anymore that that..... But for your future and the future of your children, I will need as many weapons and as much ammo as you can each donate.



* by the way..... that John Titor guy was a fake.... but I'm not .


Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:24:49 AM EDT
I'd love to help you, but I lost all of my weapons in a tragic ocean kayak accident.



Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:25:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2005 10:25:53 AM EDT by Coop_K]
Sorry, but all my guns were washed away during my tragic Lousisana vacation last week.

eta: someone beat me to it, damn ya'll are fast
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:26:21 AM EDT
Make it a trade. Tell me who wins the Superbowl and I will send a few to you.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:26:28 AM EDT
All your Gunz are belong to us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:27:20 AM EDT
Best smiley ever! MJD
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:28:22 AM EDT
Go find yourself 31 years younger and tell yourself to be better prepared in the year 2036!


DAMN FREELOADER!



Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:29:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo:


* by the way..... that John Titor guy was a fake.... but I'm not .





I had my suspicions when he said he was part of a shotgun brigade.

A unit armed with shotguns would be wiped out before they got in range of the enemy.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:31:21 AM EDT
Too late. the Jeses already foretold the future:


Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:32:38 AM EDT
Can you tell me if an amateur porn star named Kang the Wang ever made it big time?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:52:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Make it a trade. Tell me who wins the Superbowl and I will send a few to you.




The Dallas Cowboys win every SuperBowl between now and 2036.

It's the greatest sports dynasty ever. Period.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:53:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Can you tell me if an amateur porn star named Kang the Wang ever made it big time?




Kang the Wang made it so big that porn movies are now called "Kangers".
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:57:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2005 10:59:15 AM EDT by krpind]
I have a 10/22 and a .38.

Will that help?

ETA; Texas or Ohio St. this Sat.........thanks in advance.......or is it the past to you???
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 10:57:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo:

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Can you tell me if an amateur porn star named Kang the Wang ever made it big time?




Kang the Wang made it so big that porn movies are now called "Kangers".



SWEET!!!! I am gonna be so rich! uh..I mean Kang....Kang is gonna be so rich.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:02:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:
I have a 10/22 and a .38.

Will that help?

ETA; Texas or Ohio St. this Sat.........thanks in advance.......or is it the past to you???



Texas by 21.


And a 10/22 and a .38 will do just fine, thank you.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:05:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/8/2005 11:07:30 AM EDT by mjohn3006]
Probably should ask what the sides are of this war.

UN vs Texas?
France vs Deodorant?
The looter guy vs Heineken?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:12:52 AM EDT
Start at the John Browning Museum in Ogden Utah. Some weapons are timeless......
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:17:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo:

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Make it a trade. Tell me who wins the Superbowl and I will send a few to you.




The Dallas Cowboys win every SuperBowl between now and 2036.

It's the greatest sports dynasty ever. Period.





He's a comedian from the year 2036!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:17:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo:
I have been sent back to this time frame to collect weapons for a great war that will occur in 2036.

I can't really explain anymore that that..... But for your future and the future of your children, I will need as many weapons and as much ammo as you can each donate.



* by the way..... that John Titor guy was a fake.... but I'm not .






Who or what are you fighting against?
That may help in the choice of firearms.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:24:33 AM EDT
Well Buckeroo--as you know during the 2020's inflation went nuts.
I have as many AR-15's as you want at $5000.00 each.
Just let me known how many and your PalPal Account number.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:32:26 AM EDT
damn boats... was cleaning all of mine on the boat this weekend, and well, all gone...

myit
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:34:44 AM EDT

Well, I don't have any now, but if you go back just a few years more, say 2001 or so, I can hook you up.

Also, while you're there tell me to sell my boat.
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 11:38:13 AM EDT
No guns for you until I get my flying car.

You're from the future...make it happen, damnit!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 12:56:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By madmann135:

Originally Posted By 223-Buckaroo:
I have been sent back to this time frame to collect weapons for a great war that will occur in 2036.

I can't really explain anymore that that..... But for your future and the future of your children, I will need as many weapons and as much ammo as you can each donate.



* by the way..... that John Titor guy was a fake.... but I'm not .






Who or what are you fighting against?
That may help in the choice of firearms.





We are fighting the Great Zombie invasion. The Grand Poohbah Zombie from the planet Zurg arrived in 2034. He is trying to turn the planet and we have to fight the Zombie Hordes. This website was identified as one of the premier sources from the past for information about killing Zombies. It is also valuable because of not only the knowledge, but for the resources as well.

One small piece of information has eluded us though. There is a fragment of a word that we know to be the ultimate secret weapon for destroying Zombies. We only know the fragment.... hopefully someone here will be able to help us with the rest of the word..... The fragment we have is "Tanne...."

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:06:54 PM EDT
the rest of the fragment reads: "tanned taut thighs, perky bosoms, and a slippery CONTENT DELETED BY MODERATORS FROM THE FUTURE
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 1:35:17 PM EDT
Why am I wasting my time reading this thread?
Link Posted: 9/8/2005 2:20:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Why am I wasting my time reading this thread?



Borrow 223-Buckaroo's time machine and you can get the time you wasted back.

Link Posted: 9/8/2005 2:50:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By krpind:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Why am I wasting my time reading this thread?



Borrow 223-Buckaroo's time machine and you can get the time you wasted back.






Only official Zombie-War personnel are allowed access to the time machine.

However if you donate a weapon or ammo...... you would technically be official personnel......

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