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Posted: 10/27/2010 9:13:16 PM EDT
...and I'm trying to get out of the parking garage after a concert, but you think you're going to zip in with your little Prius and cut me off. But what you don't realize is that I've had this mini-van for five years, it's paid off, and I really don't care what happens to it; and I definitely don't care what happens to your hybrid-electric douche-mobile. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem. Like me.

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Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:14:39 PM EDT
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...and I'm trying to get out of the parking garage after a concert, but you think you're going to zip in with your little Prius and cut me off. But what you don't realize is that I've had this mini-van for five years, it's paid off, and I really don't care what happens to it; and I definitely don't care what happens to your hybrid-electric douche-mobile. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem. Like me.



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Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:19:17 PM EDT
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...and I'm trying to get out of the parking garage after a concert, but you think you're going to zip in with your little Prius and cut me off. But what you don't realize is that I've had this mini-van for five years, it's paid off, and I really don't care what happens to it; and I definitely don't care what happens to your hybrid-electric douche-mobile. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem. Like me.

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Ditto
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:24:44 PM EDT
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...and I'm trying to get out of the parking garage after a concert, but you think you're going to zip in with your little Prius and cut me off. But what you don't realize is that I've had this mini-van for five years, it's paid off, and I really don't care what happens to it; and I definitely don't care what happens to your hybrid-electric douche-mobile. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem. Like me.

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^^^^Angry white man with a "Pink" minivan.....................Yeah.  I'd be Mayhem too!!


OMG!  Was the bitch in the Prius Hot!!
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:25:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:30:59 PM EDT
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That's what I was thinking...Fried Green Tomatoes. LOL

Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:33:07 PM EDT
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...and I'm trying to get out of the parking garage after a concert, but you think you're going to zip in with your little Prius and cut me off. But what you don't realize is that I've had this mini-van for five years, it's paid off, and I really don't care what happens to it; and I definitely don't care what happens to your hybrid-electric douche-mobile. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem. Like me.

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Laughed, I could see it.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 9:55:34 PM EDT
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MS Paint or it never happened
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:43:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 1:50:34 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:02:16 AM EDT
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This.  I'm 43 and drive a 9 year old 4x4 Tacoma I bought new.  I know of what you speak.

Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:07:59 AM EDT
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Well done, sir.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:14:33 AM EDT
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I drive older vehicles, my newest one is 8 years old.  There have been days that I've thought "Just hit me.  I could use the money to replace this."
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 2:52:34 AM EDT
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That's a classic.

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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:12:40 AM EDT
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Awesome.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:26:58 AM EDT
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I didn't see that one coming.



Link Posted: 10/28/2010 3:34:28 AM EDT
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That's what I was thinking...Fried Green Tomatoes. LOL



Ditto, but the male version
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:23:10 AM EDT
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45 year old, I love my 1995 F-150....

Nothing pleases me more then parking beside someone that took up 4 parking spaces so no-one would park beside them.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:40:10 AM EDT
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500, lovingly roller painted with industrial vehicle paint by myself.



Yeah, I'm not afraid of a little slap and tickle, I still have half a gallon of paint.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:41:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 4:44:24 AM EDT
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57 Here. 1988 Jeep J-20 3/4 ton 4x4 black with some rust. Strong motor,,,stronger attitude.


ps––––AC still works ,,,,rofl...hahahahahahahah
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 5:08:55 AM EDT
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I drive older vehicles, my newest one is 8 years old.  There have been days that I've thought "Just hit me.  I could use the money to replace this."


I say that everyday.


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Link Posted: 10/28/2010 5:10:48 AM EDT
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That was awesome.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 5:13:57 AM EDT
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Sounds like a win to me.
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 5:14:01 AM EDT
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That was pretty good !!

I laughed even harder at "tier 1 alchohol disposal technician".  

LOL !!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2010 10:24:35 PM EDT
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That's a classic.

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