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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:34:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 9:35:08 PM EST by GabbasaurusRex]
I'm at Chevron today and while I'm filling up I decide to wash my windshields. I'm the only person there when an SUV pulls up. Just as I'm finishing my front windshield, I hear "I need mine done next." I turn around, and the woman in the SUV is on her cell phone with her window rolled down, holding out a $5 bill. Keep in mind that this is California, where there you pump the gas and wash your windows yourself. I said "Excuse me?" to the woman, and she replies "I need my windshields washed next." I said "I don't work here," and she responds with "I don't care if you don't work here, I need my windshields washed when you're done."

That's when I lost my temper.

"I'm not your fucking help, you spoiled bitch. You can take that five dollar bill and shove it up your ass as far as I'm concerned, but I'm not washing your goddamn windshields."

Her reply?

"Fine, I'll get someone else to do it."

Unbelievable. I just left.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:35:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 12:52:11 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:36:29 PM EST
I'd have tossed the windshield sponge in her driver's window after I told her all that. "Chase the 5 dollar bill with this, bitch. Sideways preferably!"

You done good, senorita!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:36:48 PM EST
OHHHH!!! DAMN!!! I pray something like that happens to me!

So many options and opportunities.

Good job telling her where to go...
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:36:48 PM EST
I wish I was there
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:37:44 PM EST
I would have took her $5 (get ammo with it later).

Right before I went to wash her windshied rub the windshield washer thing on my tries to gets lots of brake dust, and rubbed her windsheild down really good.


Say thanks and get in the car.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:38:39 PM EST
Should have checked her oil for her and leave the cap off.

Makes a hell of a mess and causes lots of smoke.

SGatr15
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:38:47 PM EST
Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:40:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.



I'm guessing the same thing.

The fact that I didn't drag her out of the car and break her in half in a huge exercise in self control.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:41:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.



That sums up every woman in CA. I'm really glad I don't live there anymore.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:42:37 PM EST
Good show young lady.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:44:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.



I'm guessing the same thing.

The fact that I didn't drag her out of the car and break her in half in a huge exercise in self control.


I was expecting you to say she looked like or actually was Paris Hilton. Spoiled rich bitch.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:48:29 PM EST
I would have broken out the big C-bomb on her.

But I understand ladies don't use that word...


- BG
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:49:49 PM EST
I would take the money and drive off.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:50:38 PM EST
NICELY done !!!


p.s. next time use the "c-word" bitch don't quite describe one like that well enough, hehe

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:52:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I would have broken out the big C-bomb on her.

But I understand ladies don't use that word...


- BG




Ahhh, A fellow CT'er..... Don't that word just work SO well round here ? haha
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 9:54:11 PM EST
... Chill womanz!

... You should'a taken the fin, smeared a little bug-juice water over her windshield and asked for a tip!

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:06:29 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 10:07:21 PM EST by Sharkman629]
You should've taken her five and just used her washer fluid sprayer and wipers to wash the windshield.


Edited to fix board code.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 10:08:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By JB69:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I would have broken out the big C-bomb on her.

But I understand ladies don't use that word...


- BG




Ahhh, A fellow CT'er..... Don't that word just work SO well round here ? haha



See you next Tuesday.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:50:49 AM EST
Remember the Blues Brothers where Elwood washes Twiggy's windshield and then arranges a liason??? I would have washed the windshield.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:52:28 AM EST
Should have taken the $5 and just left.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:56:36 AM EST
hell, for 5 bucks I would've done it. Five bucks would've bought me lunch for a couple minutes work. What gas station was this?

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:57:47 AM EST
A proper gentleman would have cleaned her windshield, and then told her to keep the $5 and have a nice day.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:58:13 AM EST
I would have told the CUNT, yeah I said it. "Lady, instead of Five Dollars how about you give me a blow-job, and you don't even have to swallow". She probably would have felt just as insulted as you did.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 6:59:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By warp_asylum:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.



That sums up every woman in CA. I'm really glad I don't live there anymore.




Heyyyy.......not ALL women in CA are like this.........some of us can even check our own oil, too!!!!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:00:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:00:55 AM EST
grab the $5 and throw the squeegee on her car seat.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:03:17 AM EST
I would wash a window for $5. Sounds like easy money.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:05:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:05:29 AM EST
$5 is pretty generous.


Rethinking it, you probably should have taken the money and do the job.

Why not? Honest offer, honest work. Granted, she could have been a bit more tactful
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:06:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
$5 is pretty generous.


Rethinking it, you probably should have taken the money and do the job.

Why not? Honest offer, honest work. Granted, she could have been a bit more tactful



+1.

<---would have done it for free had she asked nicely.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:07:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By SGB:
I'm thinking I'd have took the $5 and done the lower half of one side............"It'll be $15 more do finsih mam"



+1

I'd have done it for about $40. Maybe that would cover the cost of the gas.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:07:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
+1.

<---would have done it for free had she asked nicely.



Pushover
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:08:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 7:09:18 AM EST by Blackriflefever]

Originally Posted By SGB:
I'm thinking I'd have took the $5 and done the lower half of one side............"It'll be $15 more do finsih mam"



Now that is a great idea.

Just continue it further and tell her it will be a grand to do the whole car. I would then go out and buy all the stuff I needed for a new build.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:10:32 AM EST
Sure, take the $5, and then spit on her windshield.

Then ask - "Kan I check yer earl for ya miss?"
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:14:37 AM EST
Five dollars to pee on her windshield?

Shoot, I woulda done it.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:15:05 AM EST
Where is an AR-15 when you need it?




I'm just kidding.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:15:17 AM EST
what the hell? You guys are all rich eh?

I'd have taken her five bucks and washed her windshield.

Hell, if I could get 5 bucks every time I wash a windshield I'd quit my computer job and go wash windows at a gas station all day.


5 bux a car x 3 minutes to wash one car = 20 cars an hour.
- 5 cars to average for breaks and slow times = 15 cars an hour

*5 bucks a car = 75 bucks an hour.


yeah, I'd have just relieved her of the 5 bucks and washed her windows. Hell, I frequently wash other peoples windows anyway (usually elderly people or someone with a disability) just cause I have nothing better to do while my bottomless-pit suburban fills up.



Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:16:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 7:17:11 AM EST by taptap]
insulting yes, but you missed an opportunity to turn the tables


"hey, my dick needs sucked, finish your call, I have something else you can use your mouth on"
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:17:21 AM EST
I would have re-wetted the sponge/squeegy thing, and dropped it in her car on her lap.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:17:28 AM EST
I would have taken the $5.....Im not proud...$5 for 1 minute of work is a pretty good rate.
What do I care. Thats a six pack for me when I get home....to spend 1 minute on some lady's car.

But funny as hell how you handled that...I might have paid $5 just to watch that
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:19:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:20:39 AM EST
You know she had to be ugly or he would have done the window for free....

MT
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:20:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Who_Me:
A proper gentleman would have cleaned her windshield, and then told her to keep the $5 and have a nice day.




Gabbasaurus Rex isn't a 'proper gentleman'...she's a WOMAN!
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:23:49 AM EST
In the same scenario, my reaction would have depended on how she said what she said.

If she was snotty, and said "I need my windows cleaned next" holding a $5 out the window, I would have said that I don't work there.

If she replied "I don't care, I need my windows washed", I would have said "do it yourself, there's a washer right next to the pump".

If she copped a 'tude, I would have walked up closer to her window and said "Listen, bitch, throwing a little cash around won't get anybody to do anything you want them to. Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself. "

NOW... if she were NICE, and asked me NICELY, I would probably do it for her and refuse her money. I'm a gentleman, but I will not be if the other person is an asshole. I love being a gentleman to a LADY, but I also love making DUMBASSES feel like DUMBASSES.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:23:57 AM EST
I'd wash a windshield for $5.

You guys need to cut back on the coffee...

BTW, I'd just do a quick once over and when she bitches about bugs still on there just say "I don't even work here you stupid bitch".
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:26:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/30/2004 7:34:41 AM EST by colesteele]

Gabbasaurus Rex isn't a 'proper gentleman'...she's a WOMAN!



In that case I would have said " Forget the $5 and Lick me where I pee"


what the hell? You guys are all rich eh?


The issue isn't the money. It's about pride and decencey. If it were me in that situation and the "lady" had asked me in a nice way I would have done it for nothing. The fact is she was rude about it and you reep what you sow.
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:26:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By Grateful_Cowgirl:

Originally Posted By Who_Me:
A proper gentlewoman would have cleaned her windshield, and then told her to keep the $5 and have a nice day.




Gabbasaurus Rex isn't a 'proper gentleman'...she's a WOMAN!



Fixed it.

Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:26:36 AM EST
Dude??? She was flirting with you.

ktm500
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:31:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/30/2004 7:35:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:
Let me guess, she was a soccer mom with Kerry sticker on the back of her SUV and probably thinks the only gun a person needs is a hair dryer.



I'm guessing the same thing.

The fact that I didn't drag her out of the car and break her in half in a huge exercise in self control.




It would ALMOST have been worth a trip to jail.


What a collosal, condescending bitch !!!
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