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Posted: 12/14/2010 2:40:36 PM EDT
My fart sneaks up on
you like a ninja army.
Silent, but deadly.



Link Posted: 12/14/2010 2:48:38 PM EDT
[#1]
I read the OP
Ninjas do not have armies
OP is a fag.

Link Posted: 12/14/2010 2:52:01 PM EDT
[#2]
You suck.



Your poems don't even rhyme.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 2:52:03 PM EDT
[#3]
It is a dickfer
How much does a henway? Damned
Eighty percenters!
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 2:55:36 PM EDT
[#4]
Haiku sonnet or
Iambic Pentameter
Poop thread is poopy
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 2:59:27 PM EDT
[#5]

Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:04:47 PM EDT
[#6]
Haiku needs nature.

Do not exclude the wind.

Fart is WMD.
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:09:23 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


Haiku needs nature.

Do not exclude the wind.

Fart is WMD.


Not quite.

 
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:10:12 PM EDT
[#8]
I look through the sight,
The target is standing there,
A red mist sprays forth.

Bilster
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:18:39 PM EDT
[#9]
I read the first post

As usual it's correct

OP try again.


Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:28:02 PM EDT
[#10]
I release the bolt,
The round is in the chamber,
I squeeze the trigger.

Bilster
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:30:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!


Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!








Nuts! Winter is here.

It's cold and I'm shivering.

Hurray for Summer!




Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:31:27 PM EDT
[#12]
Here pull my finger
Burble burble burble bur
Ah ah ah ah ah
Link Posted: 12/14/2010 3:36:52 PM EDT
[#13]
Our leader Dave_A
Subservient to dot gov
Benevolent One
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 5:46:44 AM EDT
[#14]
Wearing lingerie
has helped to make me the man
that I am today




Link Posted: 12/15/2010 8:23:29 AM EDT
[#15]
SYSTEM MESSAGE don't
care what you stick your dick in.
Also no poop threads.
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 9:53:56 AM EDT
[#16]
Vegetarians.
Turning up dead. Who did it?
Killer Tofu Man.




Link Posted: 12/15/2010 9:56:56 AM EDT
[#17]
tacky leather skirt
stiletto heels and that whip
your mother scares me
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 9:58:42 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:00:31 AM EDT
[#19]
To loot New Orleans
First stop is for Heineken
Forget the basics
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:01:34 AM EDT
[#20]
Zombies approaching
from every direction
I'm out of ammo
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:01:40 AM EDT
[#21]
indiscriminate

oversimplification

undeniable

Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:03:14 AM EDT
[#22]
ratch click-click blam blam
blam blam blam blam blam blam ping
Garand trumpet sings

Stolen from the internet.
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:03:52 AM EDT
[#23]
Internet prices,
Too fucking high.  Edited,
Love, Cheaper Than Dirt



Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:04:18 AM EDT
[#24]






I hate you haiku.


You are too hard to do.


Splash.

 
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:11:52 AM EDT
[#25]
ARFCOM flatulence
poop threads are not for teh win
in before the lock
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:14:57 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Internet prices,
Too fucking high.  Edited,
Love, Cheaper Than Dirt





Nicely done.
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 10:21:29 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Internet prices,
Too fucking high.  Edited,
Love, Cheaper Than Dirt






AWESOME!


Link Posted: 12/15/2010 11:31:37 AM EDT
[#28]
Relationship thread
Everyone screams out "eject!"
but first post some pics
Link Posted: 12/15/2010 11:39:23 AM EDT
[#29]
five five five five five



seven seven seven se



five five five five five
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