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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:28:38 PM EDT
stop giving oral sex when they get married, too?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:30:03 PM EDT
So it happened to you eh?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:30:58 PM EDT
Dunno 'bout that, but a friend of mine who "went over to the rainbow side" many years ago bemoaned to me that most of his boyfriends were bigger bitches than his girlfriends had ever been.

Poor guy just couldn't win.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:31:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
stop giving oral sex when they get married, too?


Are your lips getting chapped?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:32:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
stop giving oral sex when they get married, too?



I mentioned to 1/2 of a 20+ year gay couple that while I would not like having a man in my bed, I did sort of envy the "all sex, all the time" thing. I thought he was going to pass out laughing. He didn't mention oral sex specifically, but when he recovered his breath said that sex in general gets less frequent with the passage of time. The pattern he described was indistinguishable from what I've observed, heard about, and experienced in heterosexual relationships.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:33:11 PM EDT
Mind of Mencia?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:34:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sic_ness:
Mind of Mencia?



Yep. Cracked me up.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:35:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:36:44 PM EDT
Why didn't the kids like Kazaam?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:39:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Not gettin' any, huh?



Been a few days. She's pissed, again.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:41:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:42:50 PM EDT
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:43:26 PM EDT
now hes done it




Originally Posted By menefreghista:
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:44:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Not gettin' any, huh?



Been a few days. She's pissed, again.



Maybe you should start a thread titled 'What is it with you women?'





The list is too long to be compiled.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:44:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Not gettin' any, huh?



Been a few days. She's pissed, again.



Maybe you should start a thread titled 'What is it with you women?'




Nah, I prefer it when no more than two women are pissed at me at any one time.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:46:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By menefreghista:
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.



In case you don't know, speak english.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:46:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:46:14 PM EDT
Was ist los?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:48:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:49:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By menefreghista:
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.



In case you don't know, speak english.



Ich sah nicht Anforderung, auf englisch bekanntzugeben....Dank Sie Sir

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:54:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 6:57:11 PM EDT by cruze5]


nk im lost here, wher is a translator when we need him or her

Originally Posted By menefreghista:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By menefreghista:
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.



In case you don't know, speak english.



Ich sah nicht Anforderung, auf englisch bekanntzugeben....Dank Sie Sir


Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:55:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Not gettin' any, huh?



Been a few days. She's pissed, again.



Maybe you should start a thread titled 'What is it with you women?'




Nah, I prefer it when no more than two women are pissed at me at any one time.



I'm surprised you can handle two. They must not be doing something right.



Oh, my. If you only knew.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:55:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BulletBait:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
stop giving oral sex when they get married, too?


Are your lips getting chapped?



www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/home.html
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 6:57:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:08:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Not gettin' any, huh?



Been a few days. She's pissed, again.



Maybe you should start a thread titled 'What is it with you women?'




Nah, I prefer it when no more than two women are pissed at me at any one time.



I'm surprised you can handle two. They must not be doing something right.



Oh, my. If you only knew.



That's a whooooole other 'Bama Storytime' thread, dear.

Get your mind out of the gutter! I meant handle two pissed off women at th....ahhhh, nevermind.



That is a whole other story.

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:23:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
stop giving oral sex when they get married, too?




Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:26:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:27:28 PM EDT
So if a gay couple has been together for awhile, then I guess I can't be saying those cocksuckers...
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:27:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:30:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:31:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 7:33:45 PM EDT by StonerStudent]

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
stop giving oral sex when they get married, too?







Hey! Wipe that, uh . . . smirk off your face, Buster!






Actually BK1.....when I saw your name in the thread after mine...I thought wow that going to be the fastiest thrashed thread in the history of ARFCOM
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:35:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Glad to see that no child has to ever see a female nipple and be traumatized for life on this site.

I would hate for that to determine thier developmental makeup.





Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:36:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Glad to see that no child has to ever see a female nipple and be traumatized for life on this site.


I would hate for that to determine thier developmental makeup.




They just made the NO NIPPLE RULE to keep FOX from going blind.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:38:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Glad to see that no child has to ever see a female nipple and be traumatized for life on this site.


I would hate for that to determine thier developmental makeup.





Sometimes, I lackluster all the way up the squad.

That's right. Balderdash and noodles.

LOL!
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:41:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 7:47:52 PM EDT by thebeekeeper1]
<Post removed. Come on. Conduct Code: 1.) Posting derogatory comments of a racial, religious, or sexual nature. --tbk1>

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:46:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:46:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By menefreghista:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By menefreghista:
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.



In case you don't know, speak english.



Ich sah nicht Anforderung, auf englisch bekanntzugeben....Dank Sie Sir




Please don't talk with your mouth full.



Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:46:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 7:48:38 PM EDT by thebeekeeper1]

Originally Posted By subjectofcalifornia:
.




Nope
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:48:52 PM EDT


who knew you could learn the finer points about gay relationships and sex on ARFCOM?
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 7:53:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:


who knew you could learn the finer points about gay relationships and sex on ARFCOM?




Hey you guys wanted to ship the Christians out to their own forum........see what it got you
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:06:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DrMark:

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Glad to see that no child has to ever see a female nipple and be traumatized for life on this site.

I would hate for that to determine thier developmental makeup.






I think DrMark's Sarcasm meter needs a tuneup.
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:34:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cyrax777:

Originally Posted By DrMark:

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Glad to see that no child has to ever see a female nipple and be traumatized for life on this site.

I would hate for that to determine thier developmental makeup.






I think DrMark's Sarcasm meter needs a tuneup.



i are dense some times

Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:42:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:55:30 PM EDT
What? Sex stops after marriage?

To HELL with that....there is NO WAY I'm letting the wife post here then. God knows what kind of awful habits she'll pick-up.


Sheep
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 8:59:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/1/2005 9:01:18 PM EDT by SheepDog_556]

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

Originally Posted By David_Hineline:
Glad to see that no child has to ever see a female nipple and be traumatized for life on this site.


I would hate for that to determine thier developmental makeup.





Sometimes, I lackluster all the way up the squad.

That's right. Balderdash and noodles.

LOL!



Heresy! That's gaspump conifer and mauve! Listen wax then mumble.

Freakin' unction! Baaaaa baaaaa!

ETA: Pudding.


Sheep
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 9:00:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Not gettin' any, huh?



Been a few days. She's pissed, again.



Maybe you should start a thread titled 'What is it with you women?'




Nah, I prefer it when no more than two women are pissed at me at any one time.



all this time Bama I figured you could handle anything! My advice?.....give it to her all will be forgotten and forgiven.

Patty
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:35:10 PM EDT
he-he censored for the first time, I didn't think that it was that bad
Link Posted: 8/1/2005 11:56:47 PM EDT
Doesn't this thread belong in our new "gay" forum?

***Oops! Looks like it was renamed to "War Gaming". Sorry about that.

j/k
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:06:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Was ist los?



Ich denke nicht, dass er entweder verstanden hat.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:09:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By menefreghista:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By menefreghista:
Es hängt von bemannt Haltung ab.



In case you don't know, speak english.



Ich sah nicht Anforderung, auf englisch bekanntzugeben....Dank Sie Sir




Ihr deutsch Fu ist schwach
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:09:27 AM EDT
Germans and Gays: Together at last!
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